N4Mazter
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Yep, that's me.
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Post by N4Mazter on Oct 3, 2007 19:15:28 GMT -5
*Waits at microwave. A ding is heard, and N4Mazter pulls out a sign saying: My character's done."* {Italian Restaurant, Some Random City} Nevil was downing some spaghetti and meat balls, careful not to get any on his suit. With the fuzz gone, he'd be hit on for all kinds of jobs. The only thing that could ruin this day was to loose a meat ball to a creepy little girl.
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 3, 2007 19:51:54 GMT -5
(Who would you prefer to lose your meatball to, Lemone or Minerva? =P)
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Post by This One on Oct 3, 2007 20:02:27 GMT -5
Somewhere in a small city, a chubby calico cat sat atop the roof of a four-story building, staring intently at a mouse that scurried along the sidewalk below.
"Hmm...Looks promising," the cat, Patches, thought to herself. Leaping high into the air, Patches appeared to hover momentarily. Suddenly, her legs became translucent, turning into little vaporous poofs. She floated down quickly on this newly-formed cloud, closing in on the oblivious mouse. Just before making contact with the ground, Patches' legs returned to their normal furry state, her claws extended. She skewered the mouse, greedily eating it and slurping the tail.
"Well...That was almost satisfying," the hefty cat thought, licking her chops. "I wonder what my owner is doing..?"
Somewhere else in this same city, a young lady, short in stature and wearing a black Batman-like cape, sat perched on the peak of an old house. Her face was shadowed by the hood she wore, and birds of all kinds flocked around her, a few even landing on her shoulders and head.
"Yes, my pretties!" the girl crooned while petting a dove that had landed on her forearm, "Very soon you shall feed!" She grabbed the bird and brought it to her face, whiffing it deeply before throwing it off the roof. "Fly! Fly away!" Suddenly, her voice was normal as she cried,"But return to Bird Girl before ten!" Her eerie voice returned as she let out a mysterious cackle.
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Post by EJP on Oct 4, 2007 0:02:39 GMT -5
*In this random city EJP was shocked to find out all the cops have left. To keep order, EJP ordered all his Zakos to raid all the police stations of their old outdated riot gear and other outdated less lethal weapons. Soon the city had many Zakos walking down the streets carrying boxes over their heads, all heading to one point in the city, a Failing Juice/smoothie Store called "That may or may not be blood in your drink" that was oddly located next to a heavily guarded warehouse with tall concrete walls with an over kill of barbed wire all over the walls, guard towers with search lights, and a warning sign on all the walls which read "Beware! Armed rabbits" in many different languages. Oddly through, all the zakos walking down the street had boom boxes attached to their backs blasting Trance music that caused any person to get near them to start dancing... or have a seizure.*
*Meanwhile in the failing Juice/smoothie shop. EJP stood behind the counter with a white blood stained apron on over his regular clothes and a chief hat that titled to his left. Oddly was how his 45 automatic pistol was clearly seen in its shoulder holster. An extremely gothic looking girl stood in front of him who was oddly talking with a valley girl accent.*
Goth girl: " Like ooooooooooooh my god! I want a drink that like ooooooooh has no to very little calories that looks like you slashed like some guy or animals throat and put it into the drink but like looks vegan." EJP: ".......All we have is black wheat grass with some red food coloring dye." Goth girl: " LLLLLLLLLLLLllike oh my gosh! All you have is wheat grass? That is like so-" EJP: " Look, I'll go check the back to make sure."
*EJP walked into the back room where the corpses of many Kainus clones littered the floor and oddly 10 Kainus clone heads were on ice. Yet the bodies all over the floor had heads. EJP grabbed and head and shoved a hook up it's nose and started to turn it around inside.*
EJP: " I hate valley Goth girls. Lets see hows she like Brain of Kainus Clone with some Wheat of Wheat grass."
*A Zako appeared behind EJP with a chief hat on.*
Chief Zako: " Hey boss, I found the frozen fruit in the freezer, you can now stop feeding everyone wheat grass zako.” EJP: “ Nonsense. We have enough wheat grass to give a cow the runs. We have to get rid of it.” Chief Zako: “ Shouldn’t we try to make this business successful zako?” EJP: “ Its only a cover operation. Besides, all we ever get are Goths and health food nuts… except for that one fat nerdy looking kid.” Chief Zako: “ Boss, you put so much wheat grass in his drink last time you thought he was just another health food nut when he came in today zako.” EJP: “…Oh…. Well… Valley Goth girls annoy me.” Chief Zako: “ My talents are wasted zako.” EJP: “ You got that right. You were so post to be the combat model.”
*The hook comes out of the Kainus clone’s head with a brain attached to it. EJP handed it to the zako.*
EJP: “ Here, go blend this up with some wheat grass and whatever the hell will make it look blood red.” Chief Zako: “ Yes zako.”
*EJP walked back up to the counter only to find the Goth girl missing and a Kainus Clone in a very expensive and professional looking suit, standing in her place.*
EJP: “ What happened to the girl?” Lawyer Kainus Clone: “ I sued her! For her place in line. She was obstructing justice while being in front of me.” EJP: “ O….K… what do you want?” Lawyer Kainus Clone: “ I’m suing you oh behalf of Nerdy fat kid who is no longer fat. All the wheat grass you put in his drink caused him to shit out his-“
*EJP quickly reached under the counter and pulled out a double barrel sawed off shot gun and fired it at the Kainus clone’s head, giving him both barrels.*
EJP: “ CLEAN UP! Cleaning Zakos get your robotic asses out here!”
*Two zakos walked and dragged the dead Kainus clone to back while two more cleaned up all the blood on the ground and window.*
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 4, 2007 13:03:59 GMT -5
*Juice Shop*
"Hello!" A rather short, waifish 16-year-old pushed up on the counter with her hands to hold herself aloft. "You got anything super-uber sweet and full of yummy sugar with fifty different flavors of syrup?"
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Post by EJP on Oct 4, 2007 14:00:51 GMT -5
*Juice Shop.*
*EJP looked at the girl while removing the two fired shotgun shells from the sawed off shot gun he had just fired.*
EJP: " Lets see... we have wheat grass and pancake syrup. I could also toss in some other random things that I don't know that we have off the top of my head to give you that fifty different flavors... but I'd have to check in the back."
*Just then 2 zakos walked in, both carrying a big box that had some old riot helmits and police battons sticking out of the top. Without a word they went behind the counter and into the back of the store. EJP just seemed to ignored the zakos that just went by.*
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 4, 2007 17:12:20 GMT -5
*Juice shop*
But the girl seemed similarly blissfully ignorant of the transport of outdated riot gear, and just grinned widely and nodded. "Ooh! Wheat grass and pancake syrup! That sounds yummy! I want extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pancake syrup!"
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Post by EJP on Oct 4, 2007 18:41:16 GMT -5
*Juice shop*
EJP: " Ok."
*EJP turned around and and quickly started to blend up some wheat grass in a big blender as a zako came by and handed him some pancake syrup to which EJP then stopped blending the grass and tossed the whole plastic bottle in and started to blend it up with the wheat grass. Two more zakos walked into the shop this time moving a clothes rack of fur coats. They took them behind the counter when they brushed by EJP.*
EJP: " Take those back." Zakos: " But they are so soft and furry zako." EJP: " Take them back now." Zakos: " Zako never lets us have any conferts zako."
*The Zakos then went back around the counter and took the fur coats out of the store. The blending stopped and EJP poured the contents of the blender into a big cup, put a top on it and handed it to the girl.*
EJP: " That'll be $7.25."
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 6, 2007 0:18:03 GMT -5
*Juice Shop*
The girl dug into her pockets and pulled out change. Lots of it. All pennies. And she began to count them out. One at a time. Out loud.
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Post by This One on Oct 6, 2007 17:19:38 GMT -5
*Patches, who was looking for her owner, Bird Girl, passed in front of the juice shop. She sensed that she was being stalked. She quickened her pace, looking around suspiciously. Suddenly, she spotted something on the roof of the juice shop.* Patches: What the?! Bird Girl: *leaps off of the roof, diving at the shocked cat* BONZAIII! Patches: Not again!
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Post by EJP on Oct 6, 2007 18:10:06 GMT -5
*EJP sat and waited for the money like a money grumbling ethnicity. He looked out the window to see Bird Girl jump off the top of his little shop. As EJP waited 5 more zakos came into the store, all holding boxes over their heads and all heading into the back.*
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 7, 2007 11:28:07 GMT -5
Still, the girl continued to count. "Three hundred and sixty-two, three hundred and sixty-three ..." And then the crash outside happened and she glanced out. "Oh my, I hope they're okay! Where was I?" She puzzled over the coins and shook her head. "I guess I'm starting over ..." She picked all the coins back up and started again. "One ... two ... three ... four ..."
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Post by This One on Oct 7, 2007 22:39:17 GMT -5
*Patches, looking quite unamused, sat grooming the back of her paw with her tongue, as cats often do. Bird Girl sat a few feet away from the cat, her face covered in cat scratches, as birds began to land on her shoulders.*
Bird Girl: *pouting* Was that really necessary, kitty? Patches: I told you not to sneak up on me, human. Now you see what happens. Bird Girl: *huff* Fine! No more pouncing on you! *Looks back at the juice shop* Huh. I wonder when they built this?
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 9, 2007 13:55:37 GMT -5
An out of control Ice Cream truck careened down the surface streets, it's joyous jingle blazing loudly. Inside, driving the ice cream truck was Kainus, the original Kainus, sporting casual clothing with a red bandanna tied around his head, on the seat next to him a powerful looking automatic rifle. Behind him, there was no ice cream, but two Kainus clones dressed in war clothing, but both having the similar red bandanas. Kainus peered into the rear view mirror on the side, although to everyone else, there was nothing behind the ice cream truck, but he narrowed his eyes, HE was following them.
"He's behind us! Take care of him!" Kainus exclaimed as one one of the Kainus clones nodded, kicking open the back of the truck, he kicked open the back of the truck, and open fired upon the invisible force.
"He's too fast! I cant hit him! Shit!" The first clone exclaimed as suddenly, his gun jammed, the next second, he was imaled by an invisible force, and flung out the back of the truck, smashing against and rolling lifelessly onto the concrete. THe second Kainus clone opened fire with his rifle, a few red spatters could be seen appearing out of thin air, before a tumbling could be heard out of the ice cream truck.
"I got him!" The second Kainus clone said as he reached into his pocket to pull out a victory snickers bar.
"Did you get him in the head?" The original Kainus questioned.
"I dunno." The clone said, as he took a bite of the snickers, suddenly, a hole was punched through the side of the ice cream truck by an invisible force, the force also gutted the second Kainus clone, ripping though his torso.
"Hell..." Kainus muttered to himself as he floored the gas pedal, suddenly, he heard a thump, as something landed on the front of the ice cream truck, right in front of the windshield.
"AUGH!" Kainus exclaimed as he turned the wheel and slammed the breaks, causing the ice cream truck to careen off the street and topple over, sliding into a random store, destroying the entire front of the store before finally stopping in the center... the random store happened to be the juice shop...
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Post by EJP on Oct 9, 2007 14:36:22 GMT -5
*EJP heard the gun fire from down the street and ran into the back to grab an MP5 with 2 side by side 30 round magazines, a scope, and a flashlight attachement. As EJP was walking back to the counter the truck smashed into the front of the store and EJP jumped into the back. The truck stopped dead in the middle of the front of the store by getting hung up on the counter. EJP had build the counter to survive several RPG attacks.*
EJP: " Zakos! Attack!"
*Just then 12 zakos armed with zako machine guns surrounded the truck while 3 zakos with axes walked up to the doors. EJP got up with his MP5 and switched the safty off before walking into the front of the store to look at the damage.*
EJP: " Oh how this S.O.B. better have insurance."
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