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Post by Veros on Apr 20, 2007 21:53:53 GMT -5
Men might have multiple personalities, because how we taugh our minds. One for personal reasons, one for work, one for friends, and at times for other reasons... Almost always is one of them a brat or a jerk though... Rational thought also seems to escape us at times...
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Post by Ninmast on Apr 20, 2007 22:11:29 GMT -5
"There are two types of men: Seekers who go out and look for glory and whiners who sit around and cry until they get it. All men were once the latter, but only a few become the former."
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lupogun
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Post by lupogun on Apr 30, 2007 16:15:17 GMT -5
I agree.
“Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.”
Here's another good one, “When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”-Elayne Boosler
OR this one, "Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.”-Kathleen Mifsud
Stephanie
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Post by Ninmast on May 10, 2007 22:37:22 GMT -5
I believe you misquoted Elayne, but I really like the wine one.
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The Crow
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Do you know what they call a gathering of crows? Curve? A murder. A murder of crows. Think about it.
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Post by The Crow on May 10, 2007 23:23:52 GMT -5
i like those stephani. they are really funny, and most likely true
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