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Post by This One on Sept 14, 2007 21:01:07 GMT -5
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should...our education over here!" Ms. South Carolina (tsk, tsk, tsk...)
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Post by The Silent Orator on Sept 18, 2007 7:03:11 GMT -5
LOL, This One. That strongly reminds me of this one video from "What The Buck?" on YouTube.
Anyway, I got three from my English professor:
"In your essays you're not to use the following words: big, huge, good, great, interesting, cute, nice, a lot, can't, won't, shouldn't, couldn't, stuff, and bad. I hope I didn't wipe out your whole vocabulary with this list, because I've only just begun."
"Here's an example of a thesis statement that is done wrong. 'Zelda is an interesting girl.' What the HELL does that mean? How is she interesting? Is she cute? Funny? Smart? Beautiful? Or is she a crack whore?"
"Make sure you spell your words correctly. Last semester, someone wrote an essay about the Super Bowl, but they wrote Bowl like this: *writes bowel on the board*. They asked me if they had spelled it wrong, and I replied 'No shit'."
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Post by This One on Sept 18, 2007 19:04:27 GMT -5
"Oh, yeah! Family fun night in the colonies: send the kids to the river to clean out the chitterlings!" ~a discussion in history this morning
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Post by EJP on Sept 20, 2007 23:20:15 GMT -5
" Oh bloody hell. Everytime I see a bloody English movie I start to talk like them... damn."- EJP just now.
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Post by Veros on Sept 27, 2007 20:56:38 GMT -5
"OMG... Her hole is so big you could go dumpster diving in it." Terry when we got on the topic of Amy Lee >>
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Post by EJP on Sept 27, 2007 21:17:54 GMT -5
Zet: " Renaldo bad news. Your fired. OUT OF A CANNON!" Renaldo: " Wait wha?" *Cannon fires.* Renaldo: " nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!" *Splat* Renaldo's brother: " Eww, they got my brother all over the window."
- The Freak Awsome Paradie Rangers #3
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N4Mazter
Junior Member
Yep, that's me.
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Post by N4Mazter on Sept 27, 2007 22:38:38 GMT -5
"I AM Bubba!"~ Someone you won't guess.
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Post by EJP on Sept 30, 2007 13:42:32 GMT -5
" Do you have any idea how many conteneuity errors this show has already?"- The talking King Hamster and the first Red Ranger in The Freak Awsome Paradie Rangers #3
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Post by This One on Oct 1, 2007 16:19:57 GMT -5
"Whoo-whoo! Here comes the gravy train! Icecream for everyone!"~an inside joke between some of my friends about my atheletic skills.
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Post by EJP on Oct 1, 2007 19:44:44 GMT -5
"I'm such a slut"- EJP's Raido, TV, and Film Professor on how all the food addvertisments always get him to buy whatever it is.
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Post by This One on Oct 1, 2007 20:35:40 GMT -5
"So now we're all going to be in her backyard, tapping her alcohol-shrub." ~after my History teacher said I had an alcohol bush growing in my backyard.
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Post by EJP on Oct 1, 2007 21:56:30 GMT -5
"So now we're all going to be in her backyard, tapping her alcohol-shrub." ~after my History teacher said I had an alcohol bush growing in my backyard. .............. that sounded offly like something sexual. I wouldn't walk around him without a folding knife, at the LEAST! Hint: Stab and turn, STAB AND TURN!.... or you could just bring some pepper spray around and mace him till he dies. " Crap in a hat its time to turn on the homework."-EJP just now about his TV project.
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Post by Giant Brother on Oct 2, 2007 12:56:38 GMT -5
"First Law of World Domination: When it comes to superweapons, an arbitrarily kickass sounding name is a MUST!" - Can't remember who said that...
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Post by This One on Oct 2, 2007 16:16:27 GMT -5
(XP...EJP, get your mind out of the gutter, sir.)
"NO! He's a gypsy!!!" ~something I happened to hear my friend Porkchop say when getting on the bus
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Post by EJP on Oct 2, 2007 16:20:22 GMT -5
"EJP, get your mind out of the gutter, sir."- This One not too long ago.
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