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Post by Toriji on Sept 18, 2008 14:17:25 GMT -5
This si a thread much liek the "Chuck Norris Facts" thread. But I don't like his parameters stifling the funny. I picked ninja because I am one, but anything amazingly funny or impossible would fit here.
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A true ninja could trow an SUV through an oak tree and not breaek a single branch.
A true ninja could sweep kick the bottom row of bricks out from under a building, and it not fall over.
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Lyn Maliodis
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Post by Lyn Maliodis on Sept 18, 2008 16:50:32 GMT -5
A true ninja could run on water
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Post by Son of Marth on Sept 18, 2008 20:45:55 GMT -5
A true Ninja doesn't just cary the sword, he is the sword.
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Post by TrueBlue© on Sept 19, 2008 14:48:45 GMT -5
A true ninja is the master of himself, and his spelling.
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Post by Toriji on Sept 19, 2008 21:09:01 GMT -5
A true ninja plays golf with live grenades and sledgehammers.
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Post by Son of Marth on Sept 20, 2008 19:40:13 GMT -5
We have nebver seen a true ninja, for a true ninja would never allow themself to be seen.
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Post by Toriji on Sept 20, 2008 22:48:10 GMT -5
a true ninja's final test is to redirect a hurricane... bound and gagged.
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Post by EJP on Sept 21, 2008 1:35:30 GMT -5
A true ninja would bitch slap the people who are running adult swim, several times without them knowing who or what bitch slapped them.
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Post by This One on Sept 21, 2008 13:52:42 GMT -5
A true ninja could interpret the meaning of a Fallout Boy song the first time he listened to it.
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Post by Toriji on Sept 21, 2008 14:21:48 GMT -5
True ninjas are born with katanas in their hands
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Post by EJP on Sept 21, 2008 14:53:55 GMT -5
A True Ninja's hands are katanas.
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Post by Toriji on Sept 21, 2008 15:00:53 GMT -5
True ninjas ARE katanas
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Lyn Maliodis
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Post by Lyn Maliodis on Sept 21, 2008 17:09:48 GMT -5
True ninjas are on mortal kombat
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Post by Toriji on Sept 22, 2008 14:43:33 GMT -5
True ninjas are not on mortal kombat. The narrations would bleed together. "Fi..Finish Him"
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Post by This One on Sept 22, 2008 15:12:04 GMT -5
True ninjas can take the child-proof safety caps off of medicine bottles when they themselves are children.
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