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Post by Thy Masked Tragedy on Mar 28, 2007 20:46:26 GMT -5
A: It means you aren't dead yet.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck, chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by masterveers on Mar 28, 2007 20:47:36 GMT -5
A: 1.5 CM
Q: What's wrong with Michael Jackson?
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Post by Thy Masked Tragedy on Mar 28, 2007 22:29:46 GMT -5
A: Some of that bleach got into his brain.
Q: Who invented words?
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Post by Veros on Mar 28, 2007 22:46:37 GMT -5
A: Wordicalous
Q: When will the world end?
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Post by Thy Masked Tragedy on Mar 28, 2007 23:01:53 GMT -5
A: The christians say an Anti- Christ will. I'm just waiting for the sun to burn out and create a second ice age.
Q: Why do we have homework?
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Post by Veros on Mar 28, 2007 23:39:03 GMT -5
A: Cause teachers believe that it helps reinforce our understanding of the subject.
Q: Who am I?
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Post by scarmiglione on Mar 29, 2007 0:24:31 GMT -5
Answer: Not the pope.
Q: What is the square root of infinity?
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Post by Veros on Mar 29, 2007 0:29:35 GMT -5
A: the same as infinity squared, then split into 4 numbers, that are equal, that multiply together to get infinity squared
Q: How much energy does it take to form 100 tons of matter?
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Enigma
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Entropy will always Triumph!
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Post by Enigma on Mar 29, 2007 7:00:14 GMT -5
A: Enough energy to create 100 tons of matter.
Q: What is the simple reaction of Nuclear Fusion?
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Post by masterveers on Mar 29, 2007 7:52:58 GMT -5
A: BOOOOM!
Q: How many TIE Fighter pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Enigma
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Entropy will always Triumph!
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Post by Enigma on Mar 29, 2007 12:00:47 GMT -5
A: A couple.. they keep dying.
Q: How many Veer's does it take to pilot an AT-AT
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Post by Giant Brother on Mar 29, 2007 16:31:43 GMT -5
I believe this was already asked... Ah well. None, it'd be too lazy.
Q: Who is Q?
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Post by Thy Masked Tragedy on Mar 29, 2007 17:39:33 GMT -5
A: Q is a letter good man. Q: What happens if I press this button?
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Post by scarmiglione on Mar 29, 2007 17:52:09 GMT -5
A: You will have released the hounds..... with bees in their mouths. So that when they bark, they shoot bees at you. The button next to it releases the robotic Richard Simmons.
Q: Who should I banish to the Shadow Realm?
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Post by Thy Masked Tragedy on Mar 29, 2007 18:08:20 GMT -5
A: We're sorry, the answer you seek is not avaliable as present. Please hang up, and try your request again.
Q: What is the first thing you'll do when the second ice age arrives? (pretend you AREN'T dead yet.)
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