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Post by EJP on Apr 6, 2010 0:27:31 GMT -5
You'd be killed with a Knife or Gun.
What if the Mass Effect universe was real life?
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Enigma
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Post by Enigma on Apr 6, 2010 1:51:08 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure humanity would have been snuffed out by Sovereign.
EDIT: I forgot a question. Duh.
What if EJP had a life, and stopped trying to take over Enigma's L33t board?
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Post by EJP on Apr 6, 2010 14:37:10 GMT -5
He'd have the money to hire a proper assassin to take you out. DAMN IT Ninmast I want my money back! *is joking................... or is he?*
What if Ninmast was the cheapest assassin money could buy?
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Post by shinaobi on Apr 6, 2010 16:24:40 GMT -5
Assassination would be a veeeerrrryyy expensive business.
What if it WASN'T totally worth it?
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Post by rainbowlife on Apr 6, 2010 18:43:46 GMT -5
Then I would have to make sure it became worth it, or over time just lose general interest and go on to another wacky thing...OH LOOK A SHINNY WHEEL!
What if the first flying pigs where called Orville and Wilbur Oink?
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Enigma
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Post by Enigma on Apr 7, 2010 11:09:58 GMT -5
A lot of things would be brought to light seeing as how so many people use the phrase, 'When pigs fly.'
What if Enigma had over 7k posts?
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Post by rainbowlife on Apr 7, 2010 11:24:19 GMT -5
Then he would have more then me....
What if Roses could talk?
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Post by This One on Apr 8, 2010 10:58:25 GMT -5
Flower shops would freak me right the heck out. All those roses with their bodies cut...
So much screaming. So many corpses.
What if the polar ice caps melted?
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Post by rainbowlife on Apr 8, 2010 14:22:13 GMT -5
Then I'd be up for water polo!
What if water was not water but another thing that is wet?
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Post by Lyn Maliodis on Jul 26, 2010 20:01:57 GMT -5
(TO that was just mean....despite the sickening amount of laughter I got from it.)
Then we'd just have to look a bit higher when waiting for the light to change to start driving again.
What if I was slightly more crazier & had a way more complex imagination than I already do?
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Post by Mirrorless on Aug 10, 2010 9:23:11 GMT -5
Reality would bend at your whim, and you'd be able to figure out why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch and how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What if you could dive into fictional realities?
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Post by Lyn Maliodis on Aug 10, 2010 20:03:38 GMT -5
Then I'd be in Final Fantasy IX telling Garnet to stop being a whiny bitch & summon my Bahumut already!
What if every active member on EAB had a giant BBQ & we all met?
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Post by Mirrorless on Aug 11, 2010 11:38:49 GMT -5
I would feel very awkward and shy away from everyone, because I'm probably the most embarrassing member of EAB. But aside from that it would be really, really awesome.
What if South Park was done in live action?
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Post by Lyn Maliodis on Aug 11, 2010 16:41:14 GMT -5
I would be scarred for life.....
What if everyone in the world was a Guitar Hero?
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Post by This One on Aug 11, 2010 17:28:01 GMT -5
We'd all have carpal tunnel from playing too much.
What if there was only one continent?
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