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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 11, 2007 13:57:28 GMT -5
The punches from the girl seemed to not affect the monstrous man at all, as he angrily raised his two fists to the heavens, giving a roar of rage he brought them down, impacting the floor of the store with such force, that the entire store shoot, the ground cracking and pieces of floor being send up into the air like discarded debris, knocking anyone in the nearby vicinity down....
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 12, 2007 17:24:10 GMT -5
The girl jumped up, grabbing hold of the monster's head and doing a handstand off of it while doing the splits. "Ta da!" she called out as if doing a performance.
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Post by EJP on Oct 13, 2007 19:20:11 GMT -5
*EJP came running back to the rifle he set up on a table with a chair. He had his red ear protection ear muffs on aswell as a Mac-10 sub machinegun in his right hand and a machete in his left. As soon as he made it to the table, he both both weapons down next to the rifle. Ajusting the scope and sights, he prepared the gun to be fired the secound he hit the button to open the door to the front of the store. Just then, the whole store shook and oddly a lighting fixture with the dead body of a Kainus clone on it came swing down, hitting EJP in his right left side, causeing him to fall over with the rifle, now pointing up at an angel with the Kainus clone resting on it as well as bleeding all over the scope and sights. EJP was now on the floor which was covered in the corpses of Kainus clones. He kicked the dead corpse, that was resting on his rifle, in the stomach causing it to fall over.*
EJP: " Well isn't this just bloodly lovely?"
*EJP stood up and noticed he had a few shards of glass stuck in his upper right arm.*
EJP: " Oh damn."
*EJP put the rifle back on the table and ran over to the back officer where there was a med kit hanging on the wall. He took the med kit and started to addminister first aid to himself to remove the shards of glass.*
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 16, 2007 23:37:15 GMT -5
Just after the girl said TA-DA though, she was flung off the crazed man as he did a back flip, sending her into a group of Zakos, the man began to deflate... something was wrong, Kainus noticed this.
"The drugs are wearing off!" However, as he began to deflate, he phaded back into invisibility... there was silence after that...
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 17, 2007 0:14:47 GMT -5
"Whaaa!" The girl let out a shout as she spun sideways off of the man's head and bowled into the Zakos like they were pins.
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Post by EJP on Oct 17, 2007 19:41:23 GMT -5
*All but one Zako was unharmed. The rest had either been knocked out, destoryed, or inbeded into a wall. This one Zako who was armed with a zako axe and stood right infront of the door to the backroom, unsure of what to do. Just then a very loud gun shot was heard from the backroom, a bullet ripped through the back of the Zako's head and out through his eye, into and out of the crashed truck and into the building arcoss the way. The Zako fell over, face first revealing a big hole in the door to the backroom. The door the fell over onto the dead zako and EJP came rushing into the room holding a Mac-10 with a big silencer in his left hand an an MP5 with a scope and side by side 30 round magazines in his right. He seemed to be looking for something as he pointed the guns at the truck.*
EJP: " Did I get him?"
*Just then a Zako that had been inbeded into the ceiling came falling down next to EJP.*
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Post by N4Mazter on Oct 18, 2007 18:21:14 GMT -5
Herr N scans the area with his shades. (His shades make magical things glow in his sight. The more powerful, the brighter.)
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Post by EJP on Oct 20, 2007 3:17:12 GMT -5
*Herr N's scan would have revealed nothing magical in EJP's store, let alone on EJP.*
*MEANWHILE! Else where in this random city. In an all white van, A so called Evil man was watching a computer screen of what only could be decribed as, surveilance. On the screen was videos from all over the city of Zakos walking around with boxes.*
The Man: " For soon my plan will be in place. I will make EJP such a discrace. I will steal his zakos and destory all his tocos. For he will know the paint that is-"
*The Man in the van rocketed out of his seat in the back of the van, hitting his head hard on the ceiling of the van, knocking himself out. Just then a mail truck drove by this very same van. In the Mail truck was just a very insane man, crazy enough to to pick his teeth with bayonet on an UZI than using a toothpick. The insane look on his face was priceless yet once he saw the White Van of the Evil man, he slammed on the brakes and kicked it into reverse. Backing up, he looked at the plates on the van. Without warning or hesitation, he opened fire on the Van with his UZI, putting 30 holes in it and one lucky bullet managing to hit the computer of the evil man, not destorying it, but caused the blue screen of death, aswell as being unable to use the "E" key. This Mail man reloaded his gun and continued down the street, almost as if nothing had happened. The so called evil man however, was just knocked out.*
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 20, 2007 16:16:49 GMT -5
A few minutes later, the blonde girl in the dress came down the street and gasped as she saw the bullet holes in the side of the van. She hurried in and found the unconscious man, shaking him gently to try to get him to wake up. "Hello? Sir, can you hear me?"
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 21, 2007 0:17:32 GMT -5
N could see nothing though, whatever was there, got away in a big hurry...
Kainus crawled out from under the ice cream truck.
"Man, there goes five hundred grand down the drain, and I was so sure we had him this time" He said, strapping the riffle to his back.
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Post by EJP on Oct 21, 2007 0:33:06 GMT -5
*EJP looked at Kainus and the icecream truck. Qucikly his powers of deduction hit him like a bullet.*
EJP: " Kainus... why is there an ice cream truck parked in my store?"
*EJP "casualy" pointed the Mac-10 at Kainus' center mass while he rested his MP5 on his shoulder.*
*MEANWHILE! The girl didn't realize that she was shaking Captain So Called Evil. Even though she'd most likely not even know who he is. The Captain sprung back to life and jumped to his feet, only to his his head again on the ceiling of the van, thus knocking him out again.*
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 21, 2007 23:12:18 GMT -5
"Quite simple actually" Kainus replied with a big smile.
"The result of the search for money." He stated simply as he began to pull something out of his pocket. It showed a picture of the man in a normal attire, only it said wanted dead or alive for drug trafficing and lude conducts towards animals.
"He's worth 500 grand!" Kainus said excitedly.
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 22, 2007 1:15:08 GMT -5
*White Van*
"Oh my!" the blonde girl yelped as her form distorted, wrapping out around him to cushion his head from the impact against the roof and to keep him from falling back down.
*Shop*
"5 100 Grands?" Minerva asked, jumping up and rushing over to snatch the picture out of Kainus's hands. "Those are my favorite candy bar in the world, but you can't ever find them anymore!"
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Post by This One on Oct 22, 2007 16:48:36 GMT -5
Patches, who happened to hear the statement Minerva just made, shook her head.
"Idiot humans," she mumbled before turning her body ghostly once more and phasing through the celing of the shop, or what was left of it, and down to the others. She padded over to Kainus and sat at his feet, reading the wanted poster and turning visible again.
"Oh, that man," she mumbled, looking at the picture on the poster. "Yes, lewd conduct towards animals. I remember that."
*OUTSIDE* Bird Girl sat happily feeding a pigeon some seed from her hand, which she had seemingly pulled out of nowhere.
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Post by EJP on Oct 24, 2007 22:35:56 GMT -5
*Captain So Called Evil was still down and out, while EJP, back in at the Juice shop, once again thought about killing Kainus, but decided not to... yet. He lowered his Mac 10.*
EJP: " Well congrats Kainus, you owe me for all the damage you did to my store. So that $500,000, minus damage to the store, the cost for repairing the zakos, legal fees, me taking a cut for helping you, pulse Zako rental from me... you'll end up with $10,000, not taking into account you using anyone else and your overall expenses. Then again, I could always just sue you."
*Just then the whole wall that separated the front of the store to the back came falling down behind EJP, revealing the corpes of many Kainus clones all over the floor of the back. EJP closed his eyes in annoyance, knowing what had just happened without even looking.*
EJP: " Make that $9,350 left for you not counting your own expenses."
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