Post by The Silent Orator on Mar 18, 2008 9:54:48 GMT -5
(Note: This was meant to be a Humor character. I would smash myself in the seat of my pants with a spiked sledgehammer before registering this character as an actual Serious RP character [unless in the VERY unlikely event he'd actually end up fitting a Serious RP standard]... please note that I tried to make it as lulzworthy as possible. If there's ANY possible way to make this person any worse than he/she already is, then please feel free to say so.)
Name: Bert Gerard McCracken-Way
Nickname: Angst Master! (This is not self-proclaimed. She hates this nickname, even though everyone calls her it).
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (... she is for herself)
Power Level: 1-9... it varies depending upon the level of angst in the opponent's history.
Timeline: Modern
Appearance: Dresses in black t-shirts, baggy black pants with chains on them, a black studded necklace with spikes, converse shoes, black hair, white makeup with black lines from her eyes to her mouth, and black wristbands. Wears a silver necklace with a black cross attached to it.
Personality: Believes all the problems in the world is her fault. Believes her life has no meaning. Hates everyone in the world for being better than her and thinks that she should just sit in the corner and avoid society altogether. Only hangs out with others if they are going to a concert of one of her favorite bands.
Favorite bands: Simple Plan, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Killswitch Engage, Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, Panic! At the Disco, Jumpsuit Aparatus, 30 seconds to Mars, Hawthorne Heights, Dashbord Confessional, etc.
History: When Bert was born, he was a male. His parents constantly told him that they hated him because he was a boy and not a girl. HE was always made fun of in school because he liked wearing pink clothing.
When he was 12, his parents committed suicide, leaving the note "Bert should've been a girl".
Bert went to college to try to be a baker, but after accidentally baking a fork into his first attempt at a cake, he dropped out.
Upset at himself for not being able to make his crying sound real enough, Bert took a loan from the bank to have a sex-change operation. Upon completion, his voice was now high-pitched enough to cry correctly in his mind.
When she was 24, he made a deal with a devil to have Angst Powers in exchange for converting everyone to Christianity (for Christianity believes in the Devil). She now makes his living burning Marilyn Manson CD's and selling them to people.
She often breaks into banks to steal money to support herself.
Powers:
-Self-Immortality: She cannot die by her own hand. Meaning that she cannot kill herself. She also cannot die if she hires someone to kill her or want someone to kill her.
-Misery Together!: Bert's powers are only as strong as the bad and sad memories that her opponent has. The more angst and sadness the opponent has, the more powerful Bert becomes. If the opponent is happy and cheerful, then Bert's only offensive power, Angst Cross, will not work.
-Angst Cross: Bert conjures a cross of dark energy to use in battle. It looks like a normal cross but at the end of the two planks of darkness is a blade (similar to an axe blade... think of the pendulum thing where a blade swings back and forth on the edge of a pendulum).
Tearing Tears: When Bert cries, she can use her tears to rip holes in space. These are like favorite spots. She calls them "Tearmarks". Whenever she cries, she can use the tears to either teleport to any place she wants, mainly to avoid society... or to make a new "Tearmark" location.
Equipment: A Boombox and a CD case full of music from her favorite bands.
Weakness: Bert hates happy people. She cannot kill herself. She cannot harm herself because of her powers. She tries to avoid battle because she would rather have the opponent beat her senseless and kill her than to fight back. She only fights back if someone insults one of her favorite bands.
Name: Bert Gerard McCracken-Way
Nickname: Angst Master! (This is not self-proclaimed. She hates this nickname, even though everyone calls her it).
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (... she is for herself)
Power Level: 1-9... it varies depending upon the level of angst in the opponent's history.
Timeline: Modern
Appearance: Dresses in black t-shirts, baggy black pants with chains on them, a black studded necklace with spikes, converse shoes, black hair, white makeup with black lines from her eyes to her mouth, and black wristbands. Wears a silver necklace with a black cross attached to it.
Personality: Believes all the problems in the world is her fault. Believes her life has no meaning. Hates everyone in the world for being better than her and thinks that she should just sit in the corner and avoid society altogether. Only hangs out with others if they are going to a concert of one of her favorite bands.
Favorite bands: Simple Plan, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Killswitch Engage, Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, Panic! At the Disco, Jumpsuit Aparatus, 30 seconds to Mars, Hawthorne Heights, Dashbord Confessional, etc.
History: When Bert was born, he was a male. His parents constantly told him that they hated him because he was a boy and not a girl. HE was always made fun of in school because he liked wearing pink clothing.
When he was 12, his parents committed suicide, leaving the note "Bert should've been a girl".
Bert went to college to try to be a baker, but after accidentally baking a fork into his first attempt at a cake, he dropped out.
Upset at himself for not being able to make his crying sound real enough, Bert took a loan from the bank to have a sex-change operation. Upon completion, his voice was now high-pitched enough to cry correctly in his mind.
When she was 24, he made a deal with a devil to have Angst Powers in exchange for converting everyone to Christianity (for Christianity believes in the Devil). She now makes his living burning Marilyn Manson CD's and selling them to people.
She often breaks into banks to steal money to support herself.
Powers:
-Self-Immortality: She cannot die by her own hand. Meaning that she cannot kill herself. She also cannot die if she hires someone to kill her or want someone to kill her.
-Misery Together!: Bert's powers are only as strong as the bad and sad memories that her opponent has. The more angst and sadness the opponent has, the more powerful Bert becomes. If the opponent is happy and cheerful, then Bert's only offensive power, Angst Cross, will not work.
-Angst Cross: Bert conjures a cross of dark energy to use in battle. It looks like a normal cross but at the end of the two planks of darkness is a blade (similar to an axe blade... think of the pendulum thing where a blade swings back and forth on the edge of a pendulum).
Tearing Tears: When Bert cries, she can use her tears to rip holes in space. These are like favorite spots. She calls them "Tearmarks". Whenever she cries, she can use the tears to either teleport to any place she wants, mainly to avoid society... or to make a new "Tearmark" location.
Equipment: A Boombox and a CD case full of music from her favorite bands.
Weakness: Bert hates happy people. She cannot kill herself. She cannot harm herself because of her powers. She tries to avoid battle because she would rather have the opponent beat her senseless and kill her than to fight back. She only fights back if someone insults one of her favorite bands.
