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Post by masterveers on Feb 24, 2007 11:29:52 GMT -5
Just posts Quotes that would make the Sage's proud. Or embarrassed....... ;D
"You know, there's a fishing show on TV. They catch the fish, but they let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something."-Mitch Hedberg
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Post by EJP on Feb 24, 2007 14:22:17 GMT -5
"You see men have it easy. To them the world is just one big urenal."- one of EJP's law enforcement proffessors.
"Blah blah blah blah blah mook mook mook School doesn't work blah blah mook mook that was blah blah blah opinion. Now what do you think about that?"- EJP's ceramic teacher, and how he hears it.
"Are you talking because you have something to say or are you talking because you like hear the sound of your own voice?"-EJP
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Post by gamemaker on Feb 25, 2007 11:19:05 GMT -5
"Courage is haveing control over fear, mastery of fear-- not the absence of fear"~Mark Twain
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Post by Teh Donut on Feb 25, 2007 11:48:20 GMT -5
"Do or do not; there is no 'try'." ~ Yoda
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Post by masterveers on Feb 25, 2007 12:13:46 GMT -5
"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." -Albert Einstein
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Post by EJP on Feb 25, 2007 13:43:12 GMT -5
" Your best? Losers always complain about their best. It's the winner that gets to go home and f*** the prom queen." - from the movie "The Rock"
"It's good to be the king."- History of the World Part 1
"Don't make threats. Make promisses."- EJP
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Post by masterveers on Feb 25, 2007 16:33:00 GMT -5
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."-Albert Einstein
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Post by EJP on Feb 25, 2007 17:27:22 GMT -5
"I wish my lawn were Emo so it would cut itself."- Unkown
"When you ask yourself "why can't i see her panties with that short skirt" about an anime character...you might not have a life."- FallenAngel00X
EDIT: Added another thing I found that was funny instead of double posting.
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Post by masterveers on Feb 26, 2007 7:43:10 GMT -5
"If your wrong then your wrong, if your right then your still wrong." - Matt Edwards.
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Post by EJP on Mar 4, 2007 1:14:57 GMT -5
"Not knowing how to cook, is like not knowing how to fuck."- Some editor or director from Sin City who does a cooking demenstration on how to make homemake breakfast tacos.
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Post by Giant Brother on Mar 4, 2007 2:21:03 GMT -5
"Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points are awarded, so how do you determine the winners and the losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? Perhaps then." - Andrew "Desert Tiger" Waltfeld
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Post by masterveers on Mar 4, 2007 20:41:53 GMT -5
"A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away. "-Gene Roddenberry
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Enigma
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Entropy will always Triumph!
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Post by Enigma on Mar 8, 2007 13:32:21 GMT -5
\"Never Eat Yellow Snow.\" - Some Guy
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Post by EJP on Mar 8, 2007 17:22:42 GMT -5
"You know a man is mad at you, when he throws his beer at you."- One of EJP's law teachers in a discussion on the use of force.
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Post by masterveers on Mar 11, 2007 3:09:59 GMT -5
"As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can." -Julius Caesar
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