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Post by The Silent Orator on Jul 8, 2007 11:54:26 GMT -5
Well, this is the place where you find all those hilarious quotes/conversations that you want to quote from RP's that you've been in, whether on IM or on a forum. It can be a small thing or a big thing. I'll start us off:
I was pretty much everyone, except X.A.N.A., Bill Gates, and Vader. It was stupid humor RP that I was doing with a friend.
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Post by EJP on Jul 8, 2007 14:13:22 GMT -5
Stuff from the old Zako Zako Hour RP from the old EAB.
(Ninmast Posted this)
Suddenly, tables appear out of nowhere, and everyone starts eating lunch and talking as if the entire show didn't just happen.
Bob: *talking in a sophisticated English voice* I say, Star, dear, are you going to eat that entire sub, or would you mind if I tried a bit of it?
Star: *Glares at Bob, and pulls out King's Blade* You don't get any of my sub, because I am Star, and Star is Star! Now, you get S.O.S.'s, Slashings of Star! *Begins slashing at Bob, but the sword just goes right through*
Bob: Oh, great! Here we go again! Why does she always act like this in between takes?
Kainus: You think it might be because she's an idiot?
EJP: Hey, you take that back!
Bob: EJP, why is it that you insult her yourself one minute, then turn around and defend her the next? Why, if I didn't know any better, ol' chap, I'd say you've got a crush on her!
EJP: *blushes in embarrasment* I ... I do not! Just ... stop picking on me!
Zako #2: What do you know, zako? Actors really do act different when they are off stage!
Zako #3: Yeah, zako! It's enough to drive someone crazy!
Zako #1 (the one that wanted everyone to stop fighting): I say we kill them all and solve the whole problem, zako!
Zakos 2 & 3: -_-' zako ...
(EJP posted this: Believe it or not but at one time EJP made many typoes and spelling errors.)
EJP: " ok I'll admit it... I was acting to get on stars good side and hope a relationship started then and find out were she lives and then as she sleeps at night I'd take a knife and kill her while she sleeps.... or I'd send my cat to kill her.... happy now?"
*Everyone stops what they are doing and looks at EJP *
(Ninmast posted this:)
Star: EJP! Then all the things you said last night were ... LIES? *Runs off crying*
Zako #2: Well, it's nice to know some things never change, zako!
Zako #3: Yep, EJP still swears murder to everyone who blows up one of his birds. You'd think he'd get over that, zako.
(Kainus posted this:)
Kainus: *Reads message inside fortune cookie* If ducks couldnt float, you would be a boat* What the hell!?!
(Ninmast)
Star: *Comes up behind Kainus, teary-eyed* Um, maybe it means, have more respect for nature? *Blows her nose on Kainus's sleeve* Sorry. Thanks, though. I needed that. *Walks off and starts crying again*
(Kainus:)
Kainus: *Looks at sleeve* BLEGH!!! AUGH!!! QUICK, A GREEN SLIME IS ON MY SHIRT AND NEEDS TO BE NEUTRALIZED HELP!!! *Runs around waving his arms*
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Post by Veros on Aug 16, 2007 19:06:09 GMT -5
Taken from one of my RP's on the old EAB =P Could be because Glenn is just weird all the time...
Ninmast and Giant Brother where the only one's speaking in this I think.
He went on over to Glenn without waiting to see the response, holding the orb out to him. "I picked this up in a storeroom. It seems to show where Kadine is at all times. He's dropping those wolves all over the city, and some should be arriving here any minute. It shouldn't be a big problem. They don't look tough. The city law enforcement should be able to take care of the people. We should be prepared for the ones on the way here, though. They outnumber us probably about 50-to-1, at an off-the-hand guess."
Colin drew her head back in shock. "But I... It was convincing to..."
Glenn shrugged. "So we've established Deadeye is smarter than Hans. Big whoop. I'm curious how he can come off insulting your intelligence and then come back after a few minutes and comment on your appearance." The omnipotent entity looked back at Daniel. "So Kan-Kan's called in a bunch of gaurd dogs?"
"Looks that way," Daniel answered, moving toward the doors as he drew his firearms, apparently ignoring the responses about Colin. "They should be here any moment. We need to get the guests to the innermost portions of the house and put ourselves in the front. These rich kids would get torn apart."
He turned back to give them one glance. "Well, don't just stand there, let's move!"
"I'm movin', I'm movin'" Glenn said lazily. Walking towards the front of the building. "Sheesh, who died and made Deadeye here General Patton?"
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Post by Giant Brother on Sept 23, 2007 11:46:35 GMT -5
(Okay, I'll admit, this part of the RP I was doing was all me. So sue me, it's my favourite part. ANyways, this is part of a post on another site...)
Jerome looked around the room Cassandra directed him to, and stared in amazement. He had automatically deducted that the girl had a roommate, one with extremely differing tastes than Cassandra. Wherever he looked, decorations contrasted like the sun and the moon. The only common trait between the two seemed to be a huge amount of cleanliness, bordering on obsessive compulsive behavior. The entire room looked like it belonged in a hospital from the sterility of it all.
Cassandra sighed. "Sorry about the mess." She moaned, immediately setting to "work", shifting a picture or two here, tucking in a part of her bed there, and otherwise setting out to fix minor details that were out of place. Jerome merely watched in bewilderment as the girl made the "mess" he could've swore could pass as an operating room even cleaner.
"Do you really think your room needs more cleaning?" Jerome asked, staring as Cassandra wiped some dust that Jerome couldn't even see off her T.V.
Cassandra looked at Jerome and gave a violent nod. "Yes! Yes it does! Look at it!" She waved at the pristine room. "It's a pigsty! I can't believe I missed all of this stuff before!" She reached under her bed, noting the wet shirt she had wore earlier that day. "Argh! Why'd I put that there?" She growled.
Jerome moved towards the girl's bed, noting that it was the only one in the room. Did Cassandra actually decorate this one room on her own? It seemed way too diverse and conflicting to belong to one person. But then there was the fact of only one bed. He sat down; giving an uncomfortable glance at Cassandra, fearing what she might do if he ruffled up her bed sheets in any way. However, she soon stopped her cleaning rampage and set a chair across from Jerome, sitting down.
"Can I get you a drink?" She asked politely, gesturing towards a pink mini-fridge. Jerome noted how odd it looked to see the appliance right beside a much darker looking object, a large, pewter ornament of an extremely ferocious looking dragon.
Jerome shrugged. "Water would be good, thanks." He said, noting how extremely out of place the ornament looked.
Cassandra nodded, getting up and grabbing a bottle of water. She tossed it to Jerome, who promptly caught the liquid and started to drink. Finally he stopped, placing the bottle on the girl's nightstand. He watched in surprise as the girl somehow snuck a coaster underneath the bottle right before it touched the wood.
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