Post by Giant Brother on Mar 7, 2007 14:14:51 GMT -5
(Note this character is for humour RPs, being a Mary Sue Parody. I ran a test to make sure she was a Sue too. With 70 or more points being a downright, iredeemable, godawful, guilty-as-sin Mary Sue, she got 208. Let me note that I would NEVER spew this crap onto a piece of paper and not call it a joke.)
Name: Mare E. Su
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Species: Half-Elf, Half-Angel, Half-Devil, Half-Demon, Half....
Timeline: Any
Power Level: High-Tier High
Allignment: Good
Appearance: The most beautiful creature on Earth, with amazing raven black hair that shines in the sun. Her eyes are a shining pink, reflecting infinite pools of sadness and some form of dreadful past. She wears a emerald green dress that accent all of her heavenly curves and has a pair of beautiful angel wings. (If I write more of this I'm gonna throw up)
Personality: Amazingly good hearted, (though she has slaughtered millions, yep, Sue writer logic). Mare is an utter genius, knowing everything. She can recognise an ailment she has never seen or heard before instantly. She loves animals and keeps her little chibi demon familiar nearby at all times. She is very angsty, angsting about a meatball she burnt when she was five, even though it wasn't her fault, she knows in her heart that she is truly guilty. (Yeah, and I just threw up.)
History: (Weak of stomach and critical of literature, avert your eyes or be doomed.) Mare was born from a king and a queen from a distant land unknown to everyone else in the world, where all forms of magic known and unknown are common knowledge. They named her Mare, because she was as majestic as a horse, and everyone was happy. However, at the age of ten, Mare fell in love with the girlfriend of the Great Hero. The girlfriend loved her back, of course, even though they never saw eachother before, the girlfriend was a hardline heterosexual and she was completely faithful to the Great Hero. The Great Hero was loved by everyone, and was viewed as the nicest person ever, but after he found out that the two were in love, he tried to kill them both. This showed to everyone that the Great Hero was evil, all because one person didn't believe. The Great Hero destroyed the distant land, and Mare was the only survivor. Having not felt this bad since she unforgivably burnt a meatball at age 5, even though it wasn't her fault, Mare traveled to the known lands. Mare viewed her beauty as a curse, and was forced into living with the Great Hero, who abused her physically, emotionally, and sexually. Mare escaped and is on the run from the Great Hero, working as a mercenary and assassin. (I'm not even gonna continue that crap.)
Weapon: Even though she isn't Asian, uses a katana. She is the best swordsman in the world.
Powers: Mare can talk to animals, she has empathy powers, mind reading, telekenesis, very powerful magic (she's the best mage in the world too.). She is faster than light and cannot be harmed. She can lift millions beyond her own weight. She can seduce anyone with her charm and can use her wings to fly. She can predict the future and can travel through dimensions.
Weaknesses: (In true Mary Sue Fashion) None
Mare's Chibi Demon Familiar
Nothing special about it, just looks cuddly and is just as powerful as Mare.
Name: Mare E. Su
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Species: Half-Elf, Half-Angel, Half-Devil, Half-Demon, Half....
Timeline: Any
Power Level: High-Tier High
Allignment: Good
Appearance: The most beautiful creature on Earth, with amazing raven black hair that shines in the sun. Her eyes are a shining pink, reflecting infinite pools of sadness and some form of dreadful past. She wears a emerald green dress that accent all of her heavenly curves and has a pair of beautiful angel wings. (If I write more of this I'm gonna throw up)
Personality: Amazingly good hearted, (though she has slaughtered millions, yep, Sue writer logic). Mare is an utter genius, knowing everything. She can recognise an ailment she has never seen or heard before instantly. She loves animals and keeps her little chibi demon familiar nearby at all times. She is very angsty, angsting about a meatball she burnt when she was five, even though it wasn't her fault, she knows in her heart that she is truly guilty. (Yeah, and I just threw up.)
History: (Weak of stomach and critical of literature, avert your eyes or be doomed.) Mare was born from a king and a queen from a distant land unknown to everyone else in the world, where all forms of magic known and unknown are common knowledge. They named her Mare, because she was as majestic as a horse, and everyone was happy. However, at the age of ten, Mare fell in love with the girlfriend of the Great Hero. The girlfriend loved her back, of course, even though they never saw eachother before, the girlfriend was a hardline heterosexual and she was completely faithful to the Great Hero. The Great Hero was loved by everyone, and was viewed as the nicest person ever, but after he found out that the two were in love, he tried to kill them both. This showed to everyone that the Great Hero was evil, all because one person didn't believe. The Great Hero destroyed the distant land, and Mare was the only survivor. Having not felt this bad since she unforgivably burnt a meatball at age 5, even though it wasn't her fault, Mare traveled to the known lands. Mare viewed her beauty as a curse, and was forced into living with the Great Hero, who abused her physically, emotionally, and sexually. Mare escaped and is on the run from the Great Hero, working as a mercenary and assassin. (I'm not even gonna continue that crap.)
Weapon: Even though she isn't Asian, uses a katana. She is the best swordsman in the world.
Powers: Mare can talk to animals, she has empathy powers, mind reading, telekenesis, very powerful magic (she's the best mage in the world too.). She is faster than light and cannot be harmed. She can lift millions beyond her own weight. She can seduce anyone with her charm and can use her wings to fly. She can predict the future and can travel through dimensions.
Weaknesses: (In true Mary Sue Fashion) None
Mare's Chibi Demon Familiar
Nothing special about it, just looks cuddly and is just as powerful as Mare.
