Post by EJP on Mar 20, 2007 23:49:20 GMT -5
(This is a character I use for humor purposes mostly. I'll be using him as one of the rival assassins if my Assassins RP gets off the ground. Other than that, I have 0 plans for him to show up in a serious RP.)
Name: Erik the Mailman
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Power Level: mid-tier low
Timeline: Modern
Height: around 6ft in height. 6ft 2in with hat.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Job: Only in America Assassin
Appearance: Medium boy with a rather fat looking stomach. Hair style is a little short but very professional looking. Dresses as a U.S.A. Postal service mailman. Dark blue pants, light blue shirt, dark blue jacket, dark blue Mailman hat, dark blue tie, black shiny shoes. An old brown leather mail carrier bag that isn’t that big compared to today’s anyway. Always has a very wide insane smile with big eyes look on his face.
Personality: Unstable mad man. Not a people person. Emotionless.
History: Erik was your everyday Californian mailman. After 5 years in the postal service things started to go bad and fast. One bad day where he didn’t get any sleep the night before, a little kid pegged him in the head with an ice cream cone. This small act on top of a very bad day caused him to quickly fall into madness. Lucky for the kid, Erik spared him, but when a female teenage driver crashed into the back of his mail mobile and then tried to speed away, this sent him into madness. He slowly tailed the girl always to the way to her house where Erik proceed to get out of his Mail mobile, and kill the girl in her own home with a cheap ballpoint clicking top pen. After which, he still managed to finish delivering all the mail. Somehow, no one figured out he killed the teenage girl. However, since the girl had crashed into him, the post office decided to take it out of Erik’s paycheck. This was when Erik decided to cross an even bigger line. You see, Erik was friends with, at the time, another already unstable mailman who already started packing an UZI to work. Erik jimmied the lock on his locker and took out an old brown leather mail carrier bag which had an UZI along with a few other guns and ammo in it, and laid waste to his entire post office staff. Once again he was lucky to get away with it, but knew he could no longer work as a mailman. He found a job as an assassin, and has been killing all across America since, still in his mail man outfit.
Skills: Small Arms Expert. Can fire a lot of guns with just one hand. Explosive Expert. How to work as a member of the U.S.A. Postal service.
Powers: Feels no pain. Never blinks. Sleeps with his eyes open. Has an unbelievable amount of stamina. His body is somehow immune to burns.
Weapons: UZI (9mm) with Foldable shoulder stock with 30 round magazines. Carries it in his brown leather mail carrier bag along with 10 other 30 round magazines. Two 357 colt pythons stub nose revolvers. Both in ankle holsters on each leg, box of 30 spare bullets in the mail bag. Cheap ballpoint click top pen along with a switch blade in the inside pocket of his jacket. Micro UZI (9mm) with a 30 round magazine held in a shoulder holster along with two spare 30 round magazines held on the other side of the shoulder holster. A Berretta 93R (9mm) with a 20 round magazine and 4 spare 20 round magazines, all held in the mail bag. A Taurus Model 44 Revolver (44 Magnum) 120 spare rounds of ammo in ammo boxes, all held in the mail bag. Lastly, a customized bolo Machete designed to hide perfectly in the mail bag.
Armor: Type III Bullet Proof Vest (That’s why he looks like he has a rather fat stomach.)
Weakness: Hand to hand combat. His hat, simply knocking off his hat will make him go running for it.
Bad Habits: Tend to lay waste to almost anyone who talks to him.
Name: Erik the Mailman
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Power Level: mid-tier low
Timeline: Modern
Height: around 6ft in height. 6ft 2in with hat.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Job: Only in America Assassin
Appearance: Medium boy with a rather fat looking stomach. Hair style is a little short but very professional looking. Dresses as a U.S.A. Postal service mailman. Dark blue pants, light blue shirt, dark blue jacket, dark blue Mailman hat, dark blue tie, black shiny shoes. An old brown leather mail carrier bag that isn’t that big compared to today’s anyway. Always has a very wide insane smile with big eyes look on his face.
Personality: Unstable mad man. Not a people person. Emotionless.
History: Erik was your everyday Californian mailman. After 5 years in the postal service things started to go bad and fast. One bad day where he didn’t get any sleep the night before, a little kid pegged him in the head with an ice cream cone. This small act on top of a very bad day caused him to quickly fall into madness. Lucky for the kid, Erik spared him, but when a female teenage driver crashed into the back of his mail mobile and then tried to speed away, this sent him into madness. He slowly tailed the girl always to the way to her house where Erik proceed to get out of his Mail mobile, and kill the girl in her own home with a cheap ballpoint clicking top pen. After which, he still managed to finish delivering all the mail. Somehow, no one figured out he killed the teenage girl. However, since the girl had crashed into him, the post office decided to take it out of Erik’s paycheck. This was when Erik decided to cross an even bigger line. You see, Erik was friends with, at the time, another already unstable mailman who already started packing an UZI to work. Erik jimmied the lock on his locker and took out an old brown leather mail carrier bag which had an UZI along with a few other guns and ammo in it, and laid waste to his entire post office staff. Once again he was lucky to get away with it, but knew he could no longer work as a mailman. He found a job as an assassin, and has been killing all across America since, still in his mail man outfit.
Skills: Small Arms Expert. Can fire a lot of guns with just one hand. Explosive Expert. How to work as a member of the U.S.A. Postal service.
Powers: Feels no pain. Never blinks. Sleeps with his eyes open. Has an unbelievable amount of stamina. His body is somehow immune to burns.
Weapons: UZI (9mm) with Foldable shoulder stock with 30 round magazines. Carries it in his brown leather mail carrier bag along with 10 other 30 round magazines. Two 357 colt pythons stub nose revolvers. Both in ankle holsters on each leg, box of 30 spare bullets in the mail bag. Cheap ballpoint click top pen along with a switch blade in the inside pocket of his jacket. Micro UZI (9mm) with a 30 round magazine held in a shoulder holster along with two spare 30 round magazines held on the other side of the shoulder holster. A Berretta 93R (9mm) with a 20 round magazine and 4 spare 20 round magazines, all held in the mail bag. A Taurus Model 44 Revolver (44 Magnum) 120 spare rounds of ammo in ammo boxes, all held in the mail bag. Lastly, a customized bolo Machete designed to hide perfectly in the mail bag.
Armor: Type III Bullet Proof Vest (That’s why he looks like he has a rather fat stomach.)
Weakness: Hand to hand combat. His hat, simply knocking off his hat will make him go running for it.
Bad Habits: Tend to lay waste to almost anyone who talks to him.
