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Post by EJP on Mar 8, 2007 1:11:34 GMT -5
*The nitrogleceron Veros throws does nothing when it hits the ground. As if he was standing there the whole time EJP appears.*
EJP: " You know Veros, Nitrogleceron doesn't go off if you just throw it in it's raw form. You need a charge of some kind to set it off."
*EJP leaves behind a can of police pepper spray with Veros and then leaves. Meanwhile, the zakos unfroze and looked at the kid in red. They didn't say anything and instead just pointed to the other side of the stage.*
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Post by Veros on Mar 8, 2007 1:18:25 GMT -5
Me: Yells "Gahh!!!" before throwing a lit lighter on the nitroglecron and pocketing the pepper spray.
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Post by LotusBlackfire on Mar 8, 2007 1:22:00 GMT -5
"FORCE GEMS AWAY!!" The kid runs by then double takes and runs back to the 3 zakos placing something in their hands,"Happy Birthday" The kid then runs off screaming. The items he had placed in their hands was none other than small lit bombs that would cause a cartoon style explosion, completely nonleathal but would leave scorch marks and the patented move that blows daffy ducks beak the other way.
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Post by EJP on Mar 8, 2007 11:54:50 GMT -5
*The lighter Veros goes out before hitting the nitroglycerin. Once again, the nitroglycerin does nothing. Zako#5 comes by with a mop and quickly mops up the nitroglycerin before Veros has another chance to set it off. Zako#4 hits Veros over the head with the wire wisp. Back on stage the zakos all looked at the bombs in their hands.*
Zako#2: " Oh no zako."
Zako#3: " You can say that again zako."
*The curtains close and an explosion is heard a little while after that. The curtains then open up again to reveal the zakos on stage all covered in black ash.*
Zako#1: " I think we should go to a commercial Zako."
*All three zakos fall over backwards. The show goes on a short commercial while zakos from backstage come on stage to clean and fix up the hosts.*
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 9, 2007 12:42:03 GMT -5
The girl in the summer dress smiled brightly. "Oh, look how quickly they clean up! They're so attentive!"
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Post by EJP on Mar 10, 2007 0:15:44 GMT -5
*EJP walked up behind the girl in the summer dress. A white plastic bucket with a lid on it was in his left hand. A hammer was in his right.*
EJP: " Yo Star! Erik the mail man came by. He said this was for you. He also says if it starts bitching to hit it with this hammer to make it shut up. Mine telling me just what the hell you ordered?"
*EJP held out the bucket to hand it to Star. Meanwhile the Zakos where put back together and cleaned up. Soon the show would be back on the air.*
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 10, 2007 14:09:41 GMT -5
The girl blinked and turned around to accept the bucket and hammer. "To be honest, I'm not sure ... I don't recall ordering anything with such a volatile nature ..." She set the bucket down and opened the lid to peek inside.
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Post by EJP on Mar 10, 2007 23:37:38 GMT -5
*The inside of the bucket looked like hot chicken noodle soup with something moving down below it. Meanwhile the zakos where back on the air.*
Zako#1: " And we are back zako. Now where were we zako?"
*Zakos 2&3 both look at Zako#1.*
Zako#2: ".... I don't remember where we were zako."
Zako#3: " I think we were.... zakooooooooooooooooooooooooo... I lost it zako."
Zako#1: " Does anyone remember what we were talking about zako?"
Zako#2: " I want to know if any remember what we were doing zako."
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 11, 2007 12:23:13 GMT -5
The girl poked her head out from behind the curtains. "Excuse me, I hate to interrupt, but does anyone have a ladle?"
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Post by EJP on Mar 11, 2007 13:36:51 GMT -5
*All the zakos eyes went wide.*
Zako#2: " Oh no zako."
Zako#3: " She just had to ask zako."
*The stage was bombarded by metal ladles. EJP, who still behind Star, decided to explain things to her.*
EJP: " I forgot to mention. Today we were giving away free ladles to everyone who came to the show. It's part of a promotion for something to do with recycling robot parts."
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 11, 2007 14:04:32 GMT -5
The girl isn't even phased as one smacks her in the side of the head as she's turning to face EJP, all smiles. "Oh? Well, I'll have to thank them! It's so nice of them to share their wonderful presents with me!" She moves back toward the bucket and dips one of the ladles in, trying to fish out what was in the bottom. "I'll only need it for a moment. I want to see what's down there."
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Post by LotusBlackfire on Mar 11, 2007 19:23:40 GMT -5
Random people from the crowd start ranting,"Hey so when you gonna bring people on the show!!!?"
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Post by EJP on Mar 12, 2007 13:51:30 GMT -5
*As hard as she tries, Star is uable to fish out anything other than noodles and chucks of chicken. She is able to feel the thing as it swims out of the way of the ladle, trying it's best to avoid it. EJP on the other hand, raises an eyebrow at Star, noticing that she is not her usual uber bitch self.*
EJP: " Star are you drugs or something?"
*Within secounds of saying that a zako comes by and hands EJP and drug identification guide and peupilometer card. Meanwhile, on stage Zako#2&3 sweep off all the ladles that came flying on stage while Zako#1 stands there with his mic, ready to answer the question from the crowd.*
Zako#1: " I don't know zako. Our director, EJP, told us zakos that for the first show we should just leave it open to ever wants to show up. Although those weren't his exact words. He also told us zakos that he is currently working on getting some guest... or that he'd end up thinking up of something or... well... at that point he was walking away from us mumbleing something about some guy named Spectral zako."
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 12, 2007 14:42:22 GMT -5
*Backstage*
The girl just chuckled. "Drugs? No. Why would I be on drugs?" She picked up another ladle and got both of them in there, trying to catch whatever it was between the two so it wouldn't be able to get out of the way.
*Audience*
A young man with a black glove over his left hand and a large watch stood up. "Well, why don't you get someone out here already, if you're supposed to find someone?"
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Post by EJP on Mar 14, 2007 20:48:45 GMT -5
*Backstage 10 zakos walked up to EJP in a line. Each were holding up a part of long staff that had a riot shield on the end of it. EJP heard the audience member on stage and thought weither or not he should push this ever so kind Star out on stage with it. He still didn't trust her and thought she was drugs and couldn't risk having someone on drugs come on the show... atleast not yet. Meanwhile the Zakos on stage all started to panic. Zakos#2&3 were running around screaming while Zako#1 just stood there, somehow sweating, alot.*
EJP: " Well this bloody sucks. We don't have a real guest... the one I was hoping for never signed up. I'm not going out there. Jelly is busy with other things. Star is on drugs. Kainus is no where to be found. Deep Thinker hasn't shown up with her crazy friends. Just... who... THATS IT! Bring out project UNDER STUDY!"
Zako#4: " But sir. Project Under Study went crazy before the show and you ended up shooting it with a shotgun."
EJP: " We have no choice. To prevent a riot we must bring out that hunk of junk and hope it entertains the peoples."
*EJP pointed at the Zakos with the staff all anime like.*
EJP: " Go transmit the message to the zakos on Stage. We are bringing out the under study."
Zakos: " Yes sir!"
*The Zakos dropped the staff and took off running. Meanwhile Star had finaly managed to fish the creature out of the bottom of the bucket of Chicken Noodle. The creature looked like a horrible Perana with little tentacle on its bottom. The tentacle perana thing tryed its best to wiggle out of the ladles.*
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