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Post by EJP on Mar 21, 2007 17:01:33 GMT -5
*The curtains closed on stage. The sounds of gunfire, explosion, constrution sounds, and a cow mooing were heard for a few minites. Just the sounds stopped and the curtains opened up to reavel 3 strange looking zakos on stage. On the left was a zako whearing a short blue haired wig and had a paint job resembloling Tigerwolf's outfit. The Zako in the middel had on a long pink haired wig and had a paint job looking like regular Star's outfit. The zako on the right was painted all black with a red "S" on his chest in the middel of red crosshairs.*
Star Zako: " Why did I have to dress up as the girl zako?"
Tigerwolf Zako: " You do know we zakos don't really have a gender right zako?"
Spectral Zako: " He's got a point their zako."
Star Zako: " Still, won't the real Star get mad that I look like this zako?
Spectral Zako: " Well zako... she always seems to be mad at us no matter what we zakos do."
Star Zako: " We can't wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin... zako."
Tigerwolf Zako: " Cheer up Zako, atleast shes hasn't shown up to harm us so far zako."
Spectral Zako: " Do any of you zakos just wonder why we had to be repainted like this zako?"
Tigerwolf Zako: " I don't remember reading this in any script zako."
Star Zako: " Why do I get the feeling a Kainus Clone is running the show zako?"
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 21, 2007 17:08:59 GMT -5
The man on stage didn't waste any time. He turned to the ones that looked like Star and Tigerwolf. "Tell me honestly, you two. The viewing public wants to know. How long have you really been seeing each other?"
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Post by EJP on Mar 21, 2007 17:20:34 GMT -5
*The curtains closed agian along with all the lights on stage going out. A single loud gunshot was heard along with a quick mussel flash. The curtains then opened back up. The man who was on stage was no where to be seen on stage. Although the legs of a body being dragged off stage could be seen on the far right corner of the stage to backstage exit.*
Spectral Zako: " I'm just shocked."
Star Zako: " You can say that again."
Tigerwolf Zako: " We zakos are not programed to have relationships zako."
Spectral Zako: " He must be one of those robot porn freaks, out there."
*Star Zako hit Spectral Zako in the head.*
Star zako: " Zako! You know we can't talk about that on air zako."
Spectral Zako: " I'm sorry zako. I guess I just forget things zako."
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 21, 2007 17:26:13 GMT -5
Another man, identical to the last, walked in from the other side of the stage and spoke directly to the one dressed like Star. "Is it true you are carrying BOTH their children?"
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Post by EJP on Mar 21, 2007 17:47:28 GMT -5
*Both Tigerwolf zako and Spectral Zako looked at Star Zako.*
Star Zako: " I'm not holding anything zako."
*The curtains closed again along with the lights going out again and once again the sound of gun fire was heard along with the sound of chopping of limbs. A few moments passed before the curtains opened up again and once again, the man from before was no where to be seen. However, Zako #4&5 were dragging a body bag off stage.*
Tigerwolf Zako: " Why do these people keep coming on our show zako?"
Spectral Zako: " I guess they are gellous of us zakos zako."
Star Zako: " If this continues I'm walking off stage zako. I don't like being pink."
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 21, 2007 18:29:53 GMT -5
"Inquiring minds want to know," another clone said as he hung down from the cables, looking as if he actually fell off of a rafter and his leg was tangled in the cables, shoving the microphone in Star Zako's face, "Star Peacefire, are you actually a lesbian?"
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Post by EJP on Mar 21, 2007 18:46:21 GMT -5
Star Zako: " I'm not Star............"
*Tigerwolf Zako and Spectral Zako both look at Star Zako who has frozen in place. Just then a recording of the Real Star Peacefire's voice comes on threw the Zako's vocal unit.*
Recording: " You know EJP, the reason, I refuse to, date, Travis, is because I, like, women. I hope, you will, hold onto this, information, for me, and not, tell anyone!"
*Star Zako suddenly jumped back to life.*
Star Zako: " HEY! Who put this sercret programing in me?"
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 21, 2007 18:59:43 GMT -5
"You heard it from her own mouth, ladies and gentlemen," the man spun about on the cord to face them saying. "But ... How are the men that loved her taking it?" He spun back around and shoved the microphone in the face of the Tigerwolf Zako.
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Post by angelingothlolita on Mar 22, 2007 11:30:22 GMT -5
Theresa jumped up and got the notepad and marker and used her paw, to the best of her ability, to sloppily write KITSUNE on the notepad. She smiled and slid it over to the cat. Her ears perked, hearing the Zako’s statement about Star. She spoke into EJP’s mind. “I belong to myself.” She turned to star and then began speaking to her mind as well, “I think… someone on stage is talking about…” Suddenly, a big huge cloud of smoke proofed out and a “POP!” was heard. When the smoke cleared, the human form of Theresa, nude, was left sitting there with an annoyed look on her face. She glared at them with the same emerald eyes and covered herself quickly. “Can someone PLEASE get me some clothes?!”
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Post by EJP on Mar 22, 2007 14:38:42 GMT -5
*EJP with his quick but crappy eyes had a quick look before he took his glasses off and turned around. Once his back was turned, 10 zakos ran up to Theresa and put her in a large black leather trench coat with the Zako Zako Hour logo on the back of the coat. EJP took a few steps forward before turning around. He kept his glasses off just to be nice since now Theresa was nothing more to his sight than a human form that looked quite blurred out, covering almost all the detail on her.*
EJP: " I wouldn't steal Jelly's note pad and marker if I was you. She is very terrortoryal and if I do so much as pet another animal, she'll attack it."
*Jelly glared at Theresa and her notepad and mark floated back over to her as she started to write. EJP glanced over at what Jelly was writing and quickly took the notepad away from her.*
EJP: " JELLY! You can't say that. You can make fun of her all you want as long as it doesn't invol me somehow."
*EJP looked up at EJP as EJP ripped off the note she wrote and put it in his pocket. The note pad floated back over to Jelly as she wrote another note and showed it to Theresa. This note said: " You wanted him to see that didn't you?".*
On stage:
Tigerwolf Zako: " Zakos don't have genders and that was just some recording I bet EJP put together using fraction of things Star has said to him over the years zako."
Star Zako: " Get off stage. You can't be up here."
*Just then Zako#4&5 ran out on stage armed with frying pans and started to beat the random person off stage with them.*
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Post by angelingothlolita on Mar 22, 2007 15:51:04 GMT -5
Theresa’s lips would curve into a delicate smile as the Zako’s gave her the trench coat. She smiled to them and bent down petting their head. “Thanks, little ones!” She giggled and then held the coat tightly about her form. She jumped when EJP started yelling at Jelly as she turned around to look, just in time to see the second note. Her pale cheeks would become a bright pink as her eyes narrowed. “That’s silly! Sorry, Jelly, I’m not a whore! I didn’t want anyone to see me like that! I can’t help that I am nude when I change back!” She sighed and shook her head.
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Post by EJP on Mar 22, 2007 16:40:38 GMT -5
*Jelly wrote another note with her powers and showed it to Theresa. This one said: " But you knew it was going to happen." EJP put his hand to his face and shook his head in embaressment.*
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Post by Teh Donut on Mar 22, 2007 19:10:15 GMT -5
In the background, the ever faint "duh dun" of the Jaws music faded into hearing. It seemed to come from all sides, growing steadily louder as the music became faster until...
"BOOM"
"Fwump"
A loud explosion as per the firing of a cannon echoed throughout the entire studio. A garbled mass of something or other flew across the stage before striking Theresa full on, lifting her up from the force and depositing her against the wall. Oddly enough, the ordeal did not hurt in the least, and Theresa would find herself quite decently covered in a blue silk bathrobe. A magical bathrobe, one capable of transforming into any conceivable outfit on command...the command of anyone else but the wearer. Not that anyone around would know that, of course.
As to the originator of the blast, one might catch sight of Donut to the side of the stage, just before he disappeared into the shadows like Batman, a triumphant "Kekeke" echoing in the ears of whoever could hear...
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Post by Ninmast on Mar 22, 2007 20:30:21 GMT -5
Star hurried over to Theresa in concern. "Are you alright?"
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Post by EJP on Mar 22, 2007 22:09:34 GMT -5
*EJP Put his glasses back on to see just what happened. He noticed that Theresa was no longer in the trench coat the zakos gave her and that she was now in a bathrob. The trench coat was sitting ontop of a zako who had been turned off and was being used as a coffee table.*
EJP: " Well that was odd."
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