Slutty Sister and lack of sleep

[EJP]

Ok, as some of you may know, my sister (Who is older than me by and year and half) is a Paris Hilton wannabe. Thus being said, she is slutty in the way she dresses and she constantly fucks her boyfriends, going as far as to ditch her family to do them. Truthfuly, I don't care how she dresses and her fucking her boyfriends wouldn't bug me at all if they'd have a shred of niceness and realize, "HEY! I'm next door and I can hear you and no brother EVER wants to her that!". Yes, I still live with my parents and so does she and we share a wall between our rooms. Constantly I am awaken from my sleep or near sleep to the sounds of sex, if not other activities of her. Now, just to let you know, I have very high hearing abilities that are even greater at night so I can hear every little thing in her room. I have those ear muffs you uses when firering a gun and they don't work.

So other than revenge tactics, anyone have any good addvice?

As for revenge tactics, I have heard a few good ones such as:
1. Get a big streo and at 5 in the morning (Since she goes to bed around 4 most of the time), blast it with the speakers pointed at our wall we share.
2. Kick/open the door (It doesn't have a lock) and shot an arrow up her boyfriend's ass. (NOTE: EJP doesn't have gun. Just 2 bows and 14 arrows. Had a BB gun, but I broke the old thing).
3. Shut the power off in her room by using the fuse box. (Would have done, if I knew which one was her room.)

[Teh Donut]

I like option three. They should be listed on the fusebox, but I'm sure you're smart enough to know that. Thus, I'm wondering who's the moron who took that list off/out.

But that's besides the point. To me, one of two options have presented themselves.

First, you live with your parents, and she's having sex in her parents' house. Most parents do not like their daughters (even daughters who have long moved out of the house) having sex with just some random Joe who happens to be their boyfriend at the time (and much less so some random Joe). Thus, and though, I admit, it's underhanded, you can go to your parents with an ultimatum: if your sister doesn't stop having sex in the house, they need to kick her ass out into the cold, cruel world. I'll leave you up to what you'd do if they don't.

Unfortunately, ultimatums made to parents usually fail, especially if you're over 18 and living in their home.

Okay, so that's all I've got. Too bad you're not the older brother, or else I'd share my second idea. Which is basicly what I would do: kick the ass of every guy I know she's sleeping with. Of course, I have an 8 year advantage on my side, and your sister is older than you, most likely with boyfriends older than you. Though I've seen pictures of you, and between those and your defense classes, I'm sure you could handle yourself...

But that's beside the point. Personally, if you're as content with simply drowning out the noise, I'd recommend falling asleep with headphones on, specificaly those big ones that cup your ears, and playing your cd or mp3 player on a repeat playlist as you go to sleep. Be sure to use your sister's (or your parents', if she doesn't have one) stash of batteries, so that when someone complains, you can say you'll stop wasting so many batteries when she stops fucking people in the house.

I'm sorry, but that's all I've got. I'd already made up my mind about what I'd do if it were my sister, so I don't really have any other solutions on hand... >.>

[Veros]

Well, that makes her like my sister part of the time, I suggest, informing her, if that doesn't work, try a revenge tactic. Or possibly, make fake 'sex' noises when she's in her room, without a b/f, and see how she likes it. Or you could take some C₁₇H₁₉NO₃, about one 15 mg pill should work, that generally gets you feeling less caring... atleast for after about 20 minutes, and then for about 3 hours...

[EJP]

That was some useful addvice Donut. I have thought about ratting her out but... well... ONE, I have a feeling my parents know, TWO, My sister wouldn't last a week out on her own and my parents know that, Three, other than kicking her out of the house, there isn't much else they could do to her seeing how the stopped paying for her to go to college (She kept failing her classes) and she has the crappiest car in the world which would fall appart if it wasn't for my dad and the occational boyfriend.

As for kicking the crap out of her boyfriends, thats not going to happen since I've notice she has only been dating people who are in better shape than me or have better combat experince than me. Example, Current BF is a Fire fighter in training, one before that was in Iraq for two years, shot and flat footed, Ex-Marine, one before that, No good thug/stalker, one before that was in the National Guard, I think you get the idea. Now, I know how to kick the crap out of some Marines and I know I can take the current S.O.B., its just I don't want an assault record seeing how I'm trying to become a police officer. That and the fact my sister would get in on the fight and she bites, claws, and kicks which would no doutly end up in me breaking her nose with a headbutt if not something else, and I know she'd call the police or something so from a legal stand point I can't do that. Legaly I'm fucked, illegaly people die or there will be blood stains on th carpet, if not a truck "Suddenly" appearing the lake near by.

As for the headphones and music idea, I'm a light sleeper and it wouldn't work.

Veros, those are the worset Ideas I've heard. Unlike me, she doesn't have good hearing and if I was making "those" sorts of sounds in my room, things would just be embarrassing for me. As for C17H19NO3, drugs are for the weak.

[LotusBlackfire]

Well seeing as how her current boyfriend is a firefighter in training i can give you some advice to make him look like a dumbass, first off ask what college hes going to for classes, if he answers anything other than Santa ana College hes a lying SOB. If he does go to the correct school find out what classes hes taken, this is the fun part, find out what the classes are then get back to me, I can give you questions to give to him infront of your sister, when he fails to answer the questions you can give him the correct answer, saying how do you expect to be a firefighter when you dont even know that much. It will make it seem like the guy dosent even know basic fire tech knowledge, after that you can throw in some other things that i will help you with, just let me know and i'll help ya rip this guy apart

[Teh Donut]

I like lotus's idea. However, and I believe EJP hass called her this before...she's a dumbass. Literally. I think "Paris Hilton wannabe" sums up the extent of the dumbassity pretty nicely. Therefor, I don't really think she give a damn about the boyfriend's image, just if they're good in bed or not.

And as things are going EJP, she's going to end up living destitute on the streets with a child if she keeps that up. What is she, 20 or 21? It's about time she learned the harsh realities of life. If your parents know, then at least tell them you can't sleep with her having sex in the next room. Be creative, since I can't give you the exact words. You could also bring up the fact that while you're living with them because you're going to school and actually making a career and future for yourself, she's doing nothing besides wasting their air, eating their food, and acting like a moaning meatsack for who knows how many boys to bang on...is it really fair that she's a lazy bum who gets a free ride living with them, while you're working your ass off with schooling and actually making something of yourself?

Even if your parents never actually follow up on it, you need to convince them to at least threaten to kick her out. It might change a few things.

Then again, from what I hear of her, maybe not.

[Reiko]

Well, if all your concerned about is the sound, then could you possibly sound proof your room? Or possibly move to sleep in another room, or have her moved?

[Lyn Maliodis]

you could always do what they do in Hustle & flow & put those cup holders all over your room *laughs maniacly*

[This One]

I'd go with a combination of Reiko's and Donut's ideas: move as far away as possible and use a CD/MP3 player. If you do use music, earbuds work better than regular headphones and CD players are generally better than mp3s (because they shut off after about a 12 song cd, while mp3s will keep going long after that, depending on how many songs you have)

[Toriji]

EJP! This is good news for you! I have the perfect way to stop this. What you need to do 1. get a bucket of cold water and ice. 2. Kick the door open and throw it on them. 3> (most important DO NOT forget.) Say in a lod, commanding voice "Now!! There!!! STFU!!!"

[EJP]

Feb 26, 2008 19:31:15 GMT -5 Toriji said:

EJP! This is good news for you! I have the perfect way to stop this. What you need to do 1. get a bucket of cold water and ice. 2. Kick the door open and throw it on them. 3> (most important DO NOT forget.) Say in a lod, commanding voice "Now!! There!!! STFU!!!"

I tried that... just... I used a wooden sword instead of cold water and ice. It didn't work.

On a side note, she broke up with her firefighter boyfriend not too long after my uncles wedding and she is still single since then. Although she is trying her best to steal someone's boyfriend them even though he has no interest in her past friends and she doesn't see it yet. I think when a guy goes as far to say he is into "well endoued women" *cough cough* big breasts *cough cough* right to your face, he is not into you. Not to mention I keep over hearing... you know what. Never mind. The problem isn't happening currently and you shouldn't go around bringing back old threads that haven't had a post in them in a long while.

[LotusBlackfire]

well its good to hear that problem isnt persisting