Post by N4Mazter on Mar 20, 2008 15:35:36 GMT -5
With Spring Break comes free time for many of us. In the bigening mkomens of mine, I'd like to bring up the olde D&D Quote thread. While I can't recall enough of the olde stuff to post, I do have some hilarious stuff to start the thread with... Yo Momma Jokes! I got them all from this thread. I do not own or claim to own any of them. Oh, and go ahead and post stuff from similar RGGs, like d20 Modern.
yo momma's got an armor class of 10 and has a +3 broadsword of whore!
Your momma's so skanky even the rot grubs won't go near her!
Yo momma's so fat the gelatinous cube was all like "Dude, I'm on a diet here!"
Yo momma so fat, even Takhisis said "I ain't got enough mouths for THAT"
Yo momma so fat Lolth took one look at her and said "She's got more chins than I got legs!"
Yo momma's so fat Drizzt took one look and turned into a lego.
Yo momma's so fat she called the name "Orcus" three times, and he showed up and delivered her a pizza!
Yo momma so fat, even a Yochlol said she needed a facelift!
Yo momma's so fat her Inner Sphere's Warhammer mech's LRMs are filled with popcorn makers.
Yo momma so fat, even a leviathan thinks she's a fatty!
Yo momma's so fat an Eye Of The Beholder was all like "Damn with all my eyes I still can't see all yo mamma!"
Yo momma so ugly, she turns draconians to stone just by lookin' at them.
Yo' mama's so fugly, she makes draconians melt to acid on sight.
yo momma's got an armor class of 10 and has a +3 broadsword of whore!
Your momma's so skanky even the rot grubs won't go near her!
Yo momma's so fat the gelatinous cube was all like "Dude, I'm on a diet here!"
Yo momma so fat, even Takhisis said "I ain't got enough mouths for THAT"
Yo momma so fat Lolth took one look at her and said "She's got more chins than I got legs!"
Yo momma's so fat Drizzt took one look and turned into a lego.
Yo momma's so fat she called the name "Orcus" three times, and he showed up and delivered her a pizza!
Yo momma so fat, even a Yochlol said she needed a facelift!
Yo momma's so fat her Inner Sphere's Warhammer mech's LRMs are filled with popcorn makers.
Yo momma so fat, even a leviathan thinks she's a fatty!
Yo momma's so fat an Eye Of The Beholder was all like "Damn with all my eyes I still can't see all yo mamma!"
Yo momma so ugly, she turns draconians to stone just by lookin' at them.
Yo' mama's so fugly, she makes draconians melt to acid on sight.
