Greetings Denizens of EAB

[horse]

I guess the cavalry has arrived.

[krysondra]

Greetings... *ss*

Obviously, you're not quite the white horse that I rode in on, but it is a pleasure to see you all the same.

I'd welcome you to hearth and home, but it's not mine. *g* I'm sure the rest will be along shortly.

[Ninmast]

Welcome, Horse! What brings you to our little corner of the net?

[horse]

Well, one of my delusions is that I follow Krysondra around to protect her when in fact I follow her around for her ... numerous assets.

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something.

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

That and a good opportunity for abuse. (I give it, I take it, and I take no prisoners.)

[Thy Masked Tragedy]

Great to have you here horse, though I must say I am quite surprised. *grins*

[krysondra]

*shakes head and sighs* Surprised doesn't quite seem to cover it, but he's Horse. He does do as he pleases.

[This One]

'ello, Horse (er, horse...no capital. *makes mental note*) I'll tell you what I tell everyone else: no offense if I correct your grammar. I try not to, but it happens from time to time.

So, you know krysondra...and Tragedy?

NEwayz, welcome and have fun.

[krysondra]

*shakes head* I wouldn't have done that if I were you.... Nice and Horse just don't work. They really don't belong in the same sentence.

BTW, just out of curiousity, will I be kicked off for spreading the URL?

[horse]

Thank you, This One, for your warm and informative salutation. I'll take it on advisement that you will be scrutinizing my grammar. Speaking of such things, you are perhaps aware that “NEwayz” is not a word. However, I'm going to take a stab at your possible meaning and correct “NEwayz” to “anyway”. FYI. *sweet smyle*

[This One]

*yawn* sweet "smyle", eh? Now we're even. Besides, spelling and grammar are two different subjects. I guess you don't believe the whole "no offense" thing.
But, I try not to make enemies, so I'm not going to argue with you. If you have something against me, we don't have to communicate.

[horse]

*grins* I seldom, if ever, take offense to such things. My philosophy is 'it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye." Depending on the circumstances, even that can be hilarious.

So, I took no offense. At all. Horse banter. It's what Horse does.

[This One]

No harm, no foul. *bird flies overhead* No, wait, that was definitely a fowl. (<-- sugar induced moment.)

[krysondra]

All fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then, it's just fun. That's the part he forgot to tell you. But if it's no harm, no fowl, we can leave the chickens out...

I'm still out to lunch on the peacocks though. They're so shiny and tasty and .... *g*

[horse]

*shudders* If anyone starts singing "Kumbaya" I swear I'll fart. Or sing along. The jury is out on which of those is the most soul-wrenching.

*shakes a pair of small furry animals from his wings, mashes them together and eats them - fur and all.* Mmmm - pie.

[Thy Masked Tragedy]

Why do I always come in when the post are getting awkward? Anyway..*clears throat* Horse, PLEASE be on your best behavior-- and just to restate myself, welcome yet again and do try to have fun.