Donut's "Poetic" Works

[Teh Donut]

I figured I'd start this up again...For those of you who remember back in thge old EAB, here's a familiar treat before I start anything new.


"I Like Pie!"

I like pie.
It's easy to see,
Without said pie there'd be no me.
Novelty pies,
Pecan (with a crust!),
Bananas 'n' Cream, they all are a must!

People do say,
"But isn't cake great?"
I swiftly reply, "Not on this plate!
Out of my sight!"
I yell in cahoots.
I acquaint the poor cake-loving fool with my boots.

Cakes are nice,
For a special date,
But after a week the trash is its fate.
Hard as dice
Is what it turns to,
Solid as rock, with no way to chew.

Pie is fine.
It doesn't expire.
Thank God for that, or my health would be dire!
It's all mine.
It's easy to see,
I like the pie, it's all for me!

[Thy Masked Tragedy]

It's a fun poem, and that's what I like about it. Not all poems have to be dark, or love related, so kudoo's on playing it off humorously. =D