Random or Insane IM Quotes

[Veros]

Post random or insane IM's you may have. (Make sure to hide the Screen names!)


Me: Hey!
Me: Estimated IQs of famous people:
George W. Bush: 110... XD
Friend: Hey,
Friend: xD!
Friend: Bull.
Friend: Bad timing though.
Friend: I was about to get off.
Friend: cya
Me: ahh first Shawn, then Jeremy, and now you!
Me: Cya, Night, Don't let me bite lol
Friend: I won't... unless I like it.
Me: Haha

[Veros]

Me: Hey!
Friend: ey
Friend: hows it goin
Friend: chris right?
Me: fine >> Still have yet to pick up the book, yeppers
Friend: mk
Friend: well, i'm gonna level up white on rpgwo and let my mind wander, afkish
Me: lol okay

[The Crow]

wth umm....

[Veros]

>> Most of the people I keep on my aim friend's list are almost as insane as half my family >> and you've got to understand what we talk about... In the previous case, me and Mikeal were having that conversation today, the book is the metaphysics... and the game he was reffering to was RPG world online... >> and my sister likes to get on my aim to mess with him, so we've worked out a code so that he'll know its me >> the key word for Saturdays is yeppers to the question >>

[The Crow]

not that, but is says it for insane. that is not insane, that is sane compared to me. you would not notice by what i type, but i am just barely evading going to the nuthouse.

[angelingothlolita]

Like... OMG!!!XD

[Veros]

(Note this James does not go to this forum >>, and this was over Myspace IM >>)

James: chris i love u!!!! lol
hey remember me? im the dude that drives the white honda and i got expelled.

yea man i never learned ur last name so i cant inv u to b friends so send me an invite k

Me: Hey James, long time no see, >> Most people know my last name, but never really know that its my last name lol... reason is because my last name is literally long >>

James: ♥ ♥ balls ♥ ♥

[angelingothlolita]

Jamie: I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you! you so sexy!

Me: I love you too!

<3<3<3<3<3

[Veros]

Me: Hey
Jeremy: whats up babe
Me: nm you?
Jeremy: bout the same
Me: how has your vacation been so far?
Me: (considering spring break a vacation from school)
Jeremy: actually alot better then i thought it would be what about yours
Me: well, so far boring, found out that someone I know online lives just under a mile from me o0, done the uber geekiest of geek stuff, played dnd >>
Me: And learned James myspace
Jeremy: no i think WOW is more geeky then DnD now lol
Me: *puts on nerd glasses* Don't make me pull out my rogue on WoW to ambush you...
Me: Rank 5 of course XD
Jeremy: LMAO wow that was scary LOL
Me: lol
Jeremy: ut oh did you do the nerdy snort and everything? lol
Me: lol no >>
Me: I can't pull that one off yet
Jeremy: aww but the nerdy snort is smexy lol
Me: XD so is knowing almost everything about WoW off the top of your head lol >>
Jeremy: yea lol i havent played that game sence almost when it came out lol
Me: lol
Me: I played it last, about 3 weeks ago, before dad's credit card ran out, and it got frozen ><
Jeremy: aww it will be ok lol
Me: lol
Me: XD my friend wants to know of more online games, cause he can't afford WoW, GW bores him, KO takes forever to load, RPGWO is too low graphical, and he's driving me nuts ><
Jeremy: umm fuck if i know lol
Jeremy: sorry im more of a console gamer lol
Me: Consoles are for n00bs lol j/k >> Consoles are actually better at times...
Jeremy: well i play xbox 360 online like i play gears of war mostly i use to play halo 2 but that got old so yea lol
Me: lol 'Remember kids, the rocket laucher is a fire and forget weapon, fire and forget it took no skill'
Jeremy: screw that im more of a run up and pop ya in the face with a shot gun lol me+shotgun=no good for the other team on just about any game
Jeremy: lol on gears i can get more kills then anybody else just useing the shotty
Me: >> I'm normally the sniper bitch, that snipes the people before they know I was there >>
Jeremy: yea thats my cousin me and him can get in there me with shot gun him with sniper and it just be me and him aginst 4 other guys and we still win
Me: XD I just sneezed then followed up by a geek snort lol
Jeremy: OH GAWD sorry i just creamed myself...see i told you it was hott lol jk
Me: lol
Jeremy: im sorry i told you but yea lol i should have known you my last bday party i rented this place called noobs that had 12 NICE comps. and 20 xbox 360s all with xbox live and i invited a bunch of my friends for a lockin so yea it was alot of fun lol
Me: I <333 Noob's ='( *cries*
Me: Knew about them I came so often I actually got free time for being there almost every freaking day...
Jeremy: lol yea i was there almost every weekend lol so you know/knew beef right
Me: Yep, I know Beefy Cakes...
Me: >>
Jeremy: lol yea he is awsome lol
Me: *nods*
Jeremy: so wait do you know a girl named amy?
Jeremy: oh im IMing her right now lol
Me: XD >> *throws a rock of rememberance at your face* THINK!
Jeremy: umm...sorry i need to know what i need to think about first
Me: lol >> Jeremy... your about to make me want to grapple you, again... >>
Jeremy: ohh sounds fun...I MEAN umm what...im confused
Me: lol >>
Me: Are you on any thing tonight?
Jeremy: ok i dont think i should have drank that whole two leader in like half an hour cause i gotta wake up early tommarow and no i dont think im on any thing i smoke a little weed but that doesnt realy matter that much anymore so yea please just tell me cause i feel like an idiot not know what the fuck you are talking about...
Me: Jeremy, your memory is slipping, majorly... Think seriously... who would send you an IM on this account >>
Jeremy: oh im guessing this is nathan then
Me: *smacks you on your weak point, the base of your head on your spine*
Jeremy: ow that hurt...i think
Me: C - h - r - i - s >> *COUGH*
Jeremy: oh wait this is criss lol sorry i thought this was saras acount lol
Me: lol >>
Jeremy: damn i need sleep lol
Me: seriously lol
Jeremy: ive thought this was saras acount the whole time lol
Me: ... lol
Jeremy: oh yea i did take a couple of those muscle relaxers
Me: XD you would have remembered in the morning it was me anyways >>
Jeremy: prob not i have to wake up in the morning any ways
Jeremy: speaking of which its almost 11 and i need sleep so yea
Me: okay, you heading to bed now?
Jeremy: yea
Me: Night then dear...

XD

Me: Hey
Shawn: brb Jackin

WTF!!!

[Giant Brother]

Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Hello.
Dear Ambellina says:
Hi
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
...Who are you?
Dear Ambellina says:
I am Lulu, Master of the seven seas and a boat named Sue. Yourself?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
....My name is...... Wait, you stole my introduction!
Dear Ambellina says:
Oops... Err... *hands it back to you all sticky*
Dear Ambellina says:
I put grape jelly on it for you. ^_^
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Not raspberry?
Dear Ambellina says:
No, I can never find that stuff.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Ah. Good, I hate the stuff.
Dear Ambellina says:
Really? Do you like grape?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Not really... I'm not a jelly guy.
Dear Ambellina says:
Ah. I like peach yogurt better. But I guess that's a horse of a different color.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
True. I just can't stomach soft foods. It's the texture.
Dear Ambellina says:
Really? Weird. Is that because you have some kind of dormant super powers and soft foods are like, your weakness?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
I dunno, I know I can't fly, that jump off the cliff told me that....
Dear Ambellina says:
I didn't know a jump off a cliff was tangible, much less able to communicate.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
You'd be suprised what a jump off a cliff can tell you. Like how much jumping off a cliff hurts.
Dear Ambellina says:
Ah... hmm. Maybe you have falling powers, instead.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
No, everyone else fell as well as me.
Dear Ambellina says:
Oh. Then maybe you have empathy powers, because you were able to discern that.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Maybe. I always thought I had good taco eating powers. Or maybe my ability in first aid.
Dear Ambellina says:
Ooh! Super Nurse!
Dear Ambellina says:
DIBS.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Damn you, True.....
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Ah well, I have a Super Doctor character already.
Dear Ambellina says:
*laughs* Aww, fine. I guess you can have the nurse one, then...
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Nah, keep it. My doctor isn't a good guy.
Dear Ambellina says:
Villainous Doctor? Like, Doctor Doom or a real doctor?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Well, my character Gerald Coax is a doctor. He works for that villain academy thing. Therefore, evil.
Dear Ambellina says:
Ah, gotcha...
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
But he still has to uphold his hypocratic oath, so that's wierd.
Dear Ambellina says:
Huh. Is he like, the school nurse?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Yes. Except he's a doctor.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
He's evil, but he doesn't like to kill.
Dear Ambellina says:
That's funny... I like him.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
That's nice. And he uses medical talk for everything.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Like, if he's eating waffles, and he wants a knife, he'll turn to the nurse and say "scalpel".
Dear Ambellina says:
Hehe... Does he wear a hospital gown for pajamas?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
No... That's his bathrobe.
Dear Ambellina says:
D: Scary.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
On the upside, you know his hands are gonna be clean when he's eating!
Dear Ambellina says:
Yay!

[Veros]

Some total randomness...

*sigh* Balls... You should see if I can come over sometime next week to end my boredness...
*balls*
dont make me fuck you in the ass with a toothpick
Is that a threat? 'Cause if it is, don't make me fuck you but the ass...
you just want me to fuck you
im gonna take a dump on your sisters chest
>> I wouldn't recomend taking a dump on her...
y
it would b funn
She'd kill you...
SHES HOTT
id die happy
>> Don't make me rape you...
dont make me rape your sister
Eww... You don't know how many people she's fucked... and with me, you do... Perfectly >>
how many ppl has she fucked?
Not sure, but probally more then she has fingers and toes...
does she wanna ad one more jk unless she does
>>
I should rape you just for that..
only if you bring pics of your sister naked
*mouth wide open* You only want me for my sister?!?!
no but i think shes hot as hell but hey i gotta go ok
Okay, where to?
sleep
okay, night -kin

[scarmiglione]

Random conversation I had with Lotus, earlier tonight.

Lotus: rarr
Me: I'm Magoichi Saika! I'm a real American hero....... of Japan...
Lotus: ???waaaa
Me: I'm playing samurai warriors as the guy with the musket.
Lotus: lol
Lotus: thats right theres a dude with a gun whose supposed to be an american steriotype right?
Me: he couldn't be anymore American unless he wore a flag on his head.
Lotus: hes got like lots of girls all over him correct?
Me: oh yeah
Lotus: ya i remember that character from the review
Lotus: they made fun of the fact he was an american samurai and how the japanese like to steriotype us like that
Lotus: you see my new character jack Rollon? www.eabii.proboards102.com/index.cgi?board=characters&action=display&thread=1177572886&page=1
Lotus: hes super bad
Lotus: like that movie, heh
Lotus: what do ytou tihnk of him?
Me: Sorry, I'm still reading him. I wanted to finish the level I was on first.
Lotus: kk
Me: he looks pretty cool, but what kind of role model is he for his students if he smokes.
Lotus: heh, the girls in his classes think hes hot and sexy
Me: I must do more stereotypically American things now.
Lotus: lol
Me: like sniping nobunaga
Lotus: i know the smoking is bad for the students but its because i based him off of two other characters from manga, wow you can snipe
Me: kind of. one each of his levels you get a mission to shoot Nobunaga from a distance using his ranged attack, which uses his musket intead of a bow like most of the other characters. And there's usually places you can hide and take your shot from that are out of reach of the enemies too
Lotus: heh
Lotus: do you kill him with one shot?
Me: no, but I took his life bar down to half one time, with a normal non-charged up shot.
Lotus: lol
Me: I did have the item equipped that raises ranged attacks, though.
Lotus: heh
Lotus: kyle made me angery, he finally got his wii
Me: He doesn't deserve a Wii. I deserve a Wii. ....... a.j., give me Kyle's Wii.
Lotus: i cant, its his christmas present, he had to wait till now to get it
Me: But, if you took it from him it would be in the name of America, so that would justify it.
Lotus: christmas/birthday present
Me: what's one Christmas/birthday present in the face of what's right for America, I ask you?! And America wants me to have your brother's Wii!
Lotus: well what is america gonan give me in return
Me: Freedom, BITCH!!!
Lotus: but i already got that, i want something new
Me: Not if I don't get that Wii. because if Kyle's allowed to keep his Wii, then the terrorists win, A.J. Don't you understand that the fate of the civilized world depends on me getting your brother's Wii?
Lotus: how does my brother tie into terrorism?
Me: how does he NOT tie into terrorism?
Lotus: the fact hes kyle
Me: I have proof that Kyle was involved in 9/11, A.J. it's all been cross checked by the F.B.I. and the C.I.A. and even British Intelligence, just to make sure.
Lotus: lol
Lotus: 66.81.80.138/beardedragon4500db1646025.jpg
Me: I pledge alleigance to your death, Nobunaga, you sorry excuse for an American!

[EJP]

Very funny Lothar, reminds me of some the conversation we've had in the past.

Ok, this one just happened to me while playing Magic online. Not very interesting but... Pissed me off.

It is now turn 26 (EJP)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Unstable Flux> End my turn
EJP draws a card
<EJP> finaly
EJP plays Plains from Hand
EJP taps Plains
EJP untaps Plains
EJP taps Plains
EJP taps Plains
EJP taps Plains
EJP taps Forest
EJP taps Forest
EJP taps Forest
EJP plays Jareth, Leonine Titan from Hand
It is now turn 27 (Unstable Flux)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Unstable Flux untaps his/her permanents
Unstable Flux draws a card
<System> Player Lost
<EJP> ?

He ran away from Jareth, Leonine Titan. As you can see, it was a rather long game. With lots of blocking, thinking, and just an overall stand still. I was down to 9 Life while he was down to 12 Life. Although there was funny part from early on in the game I'll share.

EJP plays Fever Charm from Hand
<Unstable Flux> ?
<EJP> 3 damage to target wizzard
<Unstable Flux> im not a wizard
<Unstable Flux> im a player
<Unstable Flux> wizards are a type of creature
<EJP> Fuck
<EJP> ah, hell with it.
EJP taps Skirk Prospector
Unstable Flux's life total is now 17 (-3)

I think you can see what I was thinking in that. *Grumbles and fixes deck.*

[Veros]

Tweaker: he
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: That's a short greeting.
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: Couldn't even get the other syllable out.
Tweaker: huh wha
Tweaker: ow re u thogh
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: All you said was, "He"
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: Something wrong with your keyboard, bud?
Tweaker: idk
Tweaker: im hugery
Tweaker: i wan somting
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: What?
Tweaker: i wan someting to umm wats the word ..
Tweaker: eat
Tweaker: yeh tats it
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: ...
Tweaker: wha?
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: Is this really Veros?
Tweaker: yeh
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: Then why are you writing and acting like an idiot?
Tweaker: i cant tink right now
Finally! It took this new WLM 15 minutes to connect, then it dropped ten seconds later!: I'll say ...
Tweaker: ga im stil hungery

Well, all in all, Mikeal's house was fun LOL!

[Son of Marth]

"what if Super mario were mexican?"