Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Hello.
Dear Ambellina says:
Hi
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
...Who are you?
Dear Ambellina says:
I am Lulu, Master of the seven seas and a boat named Sue. Yourself?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
....My name is...... Wait, you stole my introduction!
Dear Ambellina says:
Oops... Err... *hands it back to you all sticky*
Dear Ambellina says:
I put grape jelly on it for you. ^_^
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Not raspberry?
Dear Ambellina says:
No, I can never find that stuff.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Ah. Good, I hate the stuff.
Dear Ambellina says:
Really? Do you like grape?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Not really... I'm not a jelly guy.
Dear Ambellina says:
Ah. I like peach yogurt better. But I guess that's a horse of a different color.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
True. I just can't stomach soft foods. It's the texture.
Dear Ambellina says:
Really? Weird. Is that because you have some kind of dormant super powers and soft foods are like, your weakness?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
I dunno, I know I can't fly, that jump off the cliff told me that....
Dear Ambellina says:
I didn't know a jump off a cliff was tangible, much less able to communicate.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
You'd be suprised what a jump off a cliff can tell you. Like how much jumping off a cliff hurts.
Dear Ambellina says:
Ah... hmm. Maybe you have falling powers, instead.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
No, everyone else fell as well as me.
Dear Ambellina says:
Oh. Then maybe you have empathy powers, because you were able to discern that.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Maybe. I always thought I had good taco eating powers. Or maybe my ability in first aid.
Dear Ambellina says:
Ooh! Super Nurse!
Dear Ambellina says:
DIBS.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Damn you, True.....
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Ah well, I have a Super Doctor character already.
Dear Ambellina says:
*laughs* Aww, fine. I guess you can have the nurse one, then...
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Nah, keep it. My doctor isn't a good guy.
Dear Ambellina says:
Villainous Doctor? Like, Doctor Doom or a real doctor?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Well, my character Gerald Coax is a doctor. He works for that villain academy thing. Therefore, evil.
Dear Ambellina says:
Ah, gotcha...
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
But he still has to uphold his hypocratic oath, so that's wierd.
Dear Ambellina says:
Huh. Is he like, the school nurse?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Yes. Except he's a doctor.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
He's evil, but he doesn't like to kill.
Dear Ambellina says:
That's funny... I like him.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
That's nice. And he uses medical talk for everything.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
Like, if he's eating waffles, and he wants a knife, he'll turn to the nurse and say "scalpel".
Dear Ambellina says:
Hehe... Does he wear a hospital gown for pajamas?
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
No... That's his bathrobe.
Dear Ambellina says:
D: Scary.
Welcome to my Internet Lair! says:
On the upside, you know his hands are gonna be clean when he's eating!
Dear Ambellina says:
Yay!