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Post by EJP on Apr 4, 2007 23:33:18 GMT -5
I've been thinking about doing this one for a long time along with some other people so why not get it started already. Time for some good movie quotes.
" Good, Bad, I'm the one with the gun."- Army of Darkness, Bruce Campbell
"Losers' always whine about their best. Its the winners that get to go home and fuck the Prom Queen"- The Rock, Sean Connery
" I ain't got time to bleed"- Predator 1, Jessy Ventura's
" It's good to be the king."- History of the World, Part 1- Mel Brooks
"Thats it your hiness, You look like the piss boy!!"- History of the World, Part 1- Count De Money
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The Crow
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Do you know what they call a gathering of crows? Curve? A murder. A murder of crows. Think about it.
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Post by The Crow on Apr 18, 2007 21:04:28 GMT -5
I'll Be back- Arnold Schawtzenagger(?), Terminator
Oh F*ck- Pam Margera, Jackass #1
This is my BOOMSTICK- Bruce Campbell, Evil dead series
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Post by Giant Brother on Apr 18, 2007 21:07:29 GMT -5
"Good going A-hole! You suceeded in turning me into a frickin' jack-in-the-box!" - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: Goldmember
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The Crow
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Do you know what they call a gathering of crows? Curve? A murder. A murder of crows. Think about it.
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Post by The Crow on Apr 18, 2007 22:16:11 GMT -5
Bond, James bond- Multiple Bonds, Multiple Bond Movies
Dude, where's my car- Dude where's my car, forgot name of actor
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Post by EJP on Apr 18, 2007 22:31:06 GMT -5
" And you look like a bucket of shit!" - History of the World, Part 1- Mel Brooks
" Never hesitate."- The Rock, Sean Connery
" Have fun storming the castle."- Princess Bride
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The Crow
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Do you know what they call a gathering of crows? Curve? A murder. A murder of crows. Think about it.
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Post by The Crow on Apr 18, 2007 22:37:44 GMT -5
May the gods have pity on you, for my brother shall not- almost unrememorable actor, The Scorpion King
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Post by EJP on Apr 27, 2007 18:02:22 GMT -5
" Jonny, Jonny, we have to go back for jonny." *SMACK!*- Night of the living dead (Saw on Gaia while at school today. That movie idea they have would be so much better if they were showing hentai or anime. ;D )
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The Crow
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Do you know what they call a gathering of crows? Curve? A murder. A murder of crows. Think about it.
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Post by The Crow on Jun 23, 2007 20:00:34 GMT -5
Inigo Montoya :Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Westley: Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? Fezzik: I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*. Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*. Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*. Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*. Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme. Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time. Vizzini: Enough of that. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead. Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
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Post by Oathkeeper on Nov 3, 2007 18:20:20 GMT -5
This is a long one, but my favorite segment of the movie. The Joker: [Batman puts the Joker in an arm lock] What are you doing? Terry McGinnis: Fighting dirty. The Joker: The real Batman would never - [as Batman tightens his arm lock] The Joker: Ooh! Terry McGinnis: Told you you didn't know me. [releases him] The Joker: Funny guy... Terry McGinnis: Can't say the same for you. The Joker: Impudent brat... who do you think you're talking to? Terry McGinnis: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that. The Joker: [draws a laser pistol] Shut your mouth! [fires at Batman] Terry McGinnis: [retreats into the rafters] The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [tossing a bat-arang, knocking the gun out of Joker's hand] Terry McGinnis: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! The Joker: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. [hits the lights with a bat-arang, turning them off] Terry McGinnis: The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. The Joker: I'm not hearing this... Terry McGinnis: Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke. The Joker: Shut up... shut up! Terry McGinnis: I mean, joy-buzzers, squirting flowers, lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! The Joker: Show yourself! Terry McGinnis: You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [mimics the Joker laugh] The Joker: Stop that! Terry McGinnis: [still laughing] So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown? [continues laughing] The Joker: [pulling out some grenades] Don't you dare laugh at me!... Terry McGinnis: [laughs more] Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh! The Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN! [Throws the grenades, knocking Terry out of the rafters and onto the ground] Batman Beyond
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Post by Toriji on Feb 18, 2008 12:59:40 GMT -5
"Sh*t!!!" Cid, FF7 Advent Children, After Bahamut appeared. I thought it was funny.
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Post by Oathkeeper on Feb 18, 2008 20:25:32 GMT -5
"Oh yes, hurt me, HURT ME!" Inukami the movie.
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Post by Toriji on Feb 19, 2008 18:16:13 GMT -5
"Hurt me, Hurt me. Save them Save them!!!" King from Princess Bride
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Post by The Nightmare on Apr 20, 2008 19:52:59 GMT -5
"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?"- Pirates of the Caribbean- Davey Jones.
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