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Post by Ninmast on May 26, 2007 11:49:16 GMT -5
We know him! We love him! Those of us that don't love him love to hate him! He's the assassin droid with the smart mouth! Share some of his more enjoyable pearls from Knights of the Old Republic I & II here!
I'll start us off.
HK-47: Request: Oh, please, can I crush his neck now, master? It's been a fantasy of mine for so long!
Yuka Laka: Err ... uh ...
Revan: Maybe later.
HK-47: You hear that, meatbag? I'll be back for you later!
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Post by Giant Brother on May 26, 2007 12:42:17 GMT -5
HK-47: Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? (Wistful) We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war.
HK-47: Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance. 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.
HK-47: Would you shut up! I am not a dangerous psychopath!
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Post by Ninmast on May 26, 2007 13:32:52 GMT -5
HK-47: Suggestion: I think we should just blast him now and save ourselves the trouble, master.
Talin: What's with the droids today? Did Marlene get to you, too?
HK-47: Answer: Negative. I simply don't like meatbags. The master excluded, of course.
And then another I really liked.
Revan: Bad luck seems to follow you wherever you go.
HK-47: Answer: Ah, you are harsh, master ... I like you!
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Post by Giant Brother on May 26, 2007 13:38:03 GMT -5
HK-47: Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard.
HK-47: Statement: Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?
HK-47: Nothing here, just a master and his droid, not planning anything evil, move along.
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Post by Ninmast on May 26, 2007 14:08:45 GMT -5
"I am a law-abiding droid! Yes, law-abiding! That's me!"
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Post by masterveers on Jun 3, 2007 18:51:37 GMT -5
"Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself."
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