Post by Teh Donut on Aug 5, 2008 18:13:35 GMT -5
Case in point:
Oh, you Lean Mean Fat Grillin' Machine, you...... <333
Reply to: sale-767373636@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-23, 3:32PM
I've always hated you.
Ever since my boyfriend got you, you've just sat in my kitchen. He couldn't get the little one that I could ignore, it had to be you. The big one that I'd see every time I tried to do anything on my little countertop space in our crap apartment. Then when we moved from crap apartment to other crap apartment, our countertop space shrunk even smaller.
The only times you were used, were by our room mates who would then refuse to clean you.
So I cleaned you.
I always hated you. You big grease trapper. WHAT IF I LIKE MY BURGER WITH FAT?
And then for some weird reason, when your owner cheated on me and I moved out, I felt I was entitled to you. So I drug you along back to my parents house, where you've sat in a lonely box with my grandmother's crock pot ever since.
I NEVER WANTED YOU!
But I can't just give you back to my ex.
So, what I'm saying is.. Mr. George Forman Grill...
Its over.
(COME TAKE HIM, PLEASE.)
Here he is, hanging out with the crock pot in his lonely box. He wishes to make many burgers for a family. Preferably one with children he can grow with. He enjoys lots of counterspace.
Location: South Anchorage
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Reply to: sale-767373636@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-23, 3:32PM
I've always hated you.
Ever since my boyfriend got you, you've just sat in my kitchen. He couldn't get the little one that I could ignore, it had to be you. The big one that I'd see every time I tried to do anything on my little countertop space in our crap apartment. Then when we moved from crap apartment to other crap apartment, our countertop space shrunk even smaller.
The only times you were used, were by our room mates who would then refuse to clean you.
So I cleaned you.
I always hated you. You big grease trapper. WHAT IF I LIKE MY BURGER WITH FAT?
And then for some weird reason, when your owner cheated on me and I moved out, I felt I was entitled to you. So I drug you along back to my parents house, where you've sat in a lonely box with my grandmother's crock pot ever since.
I NEVER WANTED YOU!
But I can't just give you back to my ex.
So, what I'm saying is.. Mr. George Forman Grill...
Its over.
(COME TAKE HIM, PLEASE.)
Here he is, hanging out with the crock pot in his lonely box. He wishes to make many burgers for a family. Preferably one with children he can grow with. He enjoys lots of counterspace.
Location: South Anchorage
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL: anchorage.craigslist.org/zip/767373636.html
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