Its time for yet another Sim Story from me. Warning: This story contains jokes that may be inoproprate for people without a mature mind set. So don't be a jerk about it.
MT: " So this is the house that EJP gave us?"
This One: " I heard he killed off a family of 6 and gutted the whole thing before we got here."
MT: " Oh great, I just hope he took the corpses with him this time."
MT: " I heard the last EAB members who moved in had to clean up a whole mess of dead Kainus Clones."
This One: " I have just one thing to ask..."
This One: " Why am I dressed up like Sailor Moon?"
MT: " Well when EJP asked you what outfit would you like, you said "whatever". You should be happy EJP gave you some actual clothes."
MT: " What is that mat for?"
This One: " Oh it says something here... *Ahem* Glomping mat. Use for glomping. Reduces harm to back and other more sensitive body parts. Just mask sure to line it up for correctaly for any glompage."
MT: " I wonder why EJP gave us a glomping mat?"
Hair: " Oh hello there, I'm your neighbor Hair. I just moved in next door with my cousin Hinata and thought I'd take a look around the neighbor hood."
This One: "............."
Hair: " What?"
MT: " Oh no..."
*GLOMP*
Hair: " AH! What the hell?"
This One: " Its HAIR!"
MT: " I'm going to go look around the rest of the house if you don't mind."
This One: " Ok, I'll be here with Hair for awhile so don't wait up."
Hair: " Why is your hand moving towards my-HEY!"
MT: " So this is This One's room?... fire place, love rug, and bear chair... yep its her room alright."
MT: " My room... seems small... and why did EJP give me a piano?"
MT: " Did EJP really have to build us an outhouse? I mean, we have working bathrooms already... this isn't a funny joke."
MT: " Oh cool a hot tub. I gotta tell This One about it."
MT: " Hey This One-"
This One: " Still glomping."
Hair: " I feel aroused and yet vilated at the same time."
MT: " Anyway, we have a hot tub in the back yard and I'm going to go try it out."
This One: " We'll join you once we are done."
Hair: " Oh WE will?"
EJP: " Yo."
MT: " EJP... just... how did you get here and change so fast?"
EJP: " Wouldn't you like to know."
MT: " Yes, I would."
EJP: " Alright, there is teleportation device hidden behind a painting of a bowl of fruit. Now that thats out of the way, I thought now would be a good time to welcome you to the hood and tell you the rules."
EJP: " Ok, here are the rules. No cloning, No genetic mutantions, no robots, no mind control, no stealing lawn kgnomes *Cough cough* Ninmast *cough cough*, no building experimental aircraft, no dead reanimation aka no making zombies, no Death rays, de-antomizers, super destructo obiliterators, and all the other laws in the U.S.A. are still in effect. Oh and glomping is frowned appon."
MT: " Frowned appon?"
EJP: " Yes, ever since someone glomped Hinata someone got Spectral to make this beam thingy that'll cause someone to appear in a way that'll cause the opposite sex around them to have the sudden erge to glomp them and believe me, it works."
MT: " So who did you glomp?"
EJP: "...oh... no one."
MT: " EJP..."
EJP: " Yo, I'd like to..."
Hinata: " Oh my, I wasn't expecting a welcoming so-"
*Glomp*
Bjork: " Oh my."
MT: " Prevert!"
EJP: " I couldn't help myself."
This One: " What did EJP do this time?"
MT: " EJP-WOAH! What are you wearing This One?"
This One: " Oh this... well... I had a very UN-revealing swim suit but as soon as I stepped out side, it turned into this. You wouldn't have something to do with this EJP, would you?"
EJP: " I'd be less concerned by what I might have done and more concered on what others behind you are going to do."
This One: " What?"
Hair: " Why hello there?"
This One: " Oh its HAIR! and... HEY! I'm up here... Oh no."
(Author Notes: HA HA! My sim isn't the only one that does that!)
(Author note: Yet he keeps doing it.)
*Glompage*
This One: " Oh my."
Hair: " Oh yes."
EJP: " Well there they go at, shall we move?"
MT: " Seeing how This One has almost nothing on, I think the chances for sex are too high so-"
This One: " I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL! Sorry Hair."
Hair: " Woah! How'd you get out so fast?"
EJP: " You see when the female-"
*MT Kicks EJP.*
This One: " No EJP its not that. I can get out of any glomping situation because I'm a glompage expert."
Hair: " d**n... I need to learn that."
EJP: " I still say it was do to some simple-" *MT kicks EJP again.*
*After telling This One the rules and few minutes of rather boring hot tub time, It was time for EJP to leave.*
EJP: " Well I have to go. Seeing how This One has Hair, I thought it would only be fair to leave you something to make you happy MT."
MT: " If its porn, booze, or anyhing that has to do with sex you can take it back."
EJP: " Oh it has nothing to do with that. I just left you a cooler of rather powerful engergy drink up in your room to help you stay up late or wake up in the morning. Just remember that it takes awhile to take effect and only take small watered down doses."
MT: " Wait! You gave me an entire cooler full of an engergy drink?"
EJP: " I've personaly tested and truth be told its only some all natural fruit juice combined with some plants that have-"
MT: " Whats it taste like?"
EJP: " Taste like mellons."
MT: " Mellons? Thats an odd taste."
EJP: " Well, I have to go so call me if you need me."
This One: " Thanks for not glomping us or trying to get our swimsuits off."
EJP: " No worries."
MT: " Bye EJP."
EJP: " See ya."
*After a quick change, MT called this one over to investigate the engery drink cooler EJP had left MT.*
MT: " Thats an odd shape."
This One: " Oh I bet it's EJP way of cutting down on the juice so it'll run out faster so you'll have to call him for more."
MT: " The odd thing is EJP was with us the whole time, how did he get this in my room?"
This One: " I bet it doesn't matter."
Shiny: " Finaly made it here, and without anyone noticing me. Time to get back down now."
Shiny: " EJP has to stop putting my shinobi powers to waste like this."
*The Next morning.*
MT: " Why is Hair sleep on our cow couch?"
This One: " I didn't have anything to do with it. I thought he was staying at Hinata's house."
MT: " Maybe she kicked him out."
This One: " Why would Hinata kick Hair out?"
This One: " This should wake him up."
MT: " Thats mean This One."
*This One blasts the music. Hair wakes up.*
Hair: " No more... oh wait."
This One: " Hair, why are you sleeping on our cow couch?"
Hair: " Oh... sorry. I figured since you glomped me you wouldn't mind if I slept on your cow couch for the night."
MT: " Did Hinata kick you out?"
Hair: " No... You see... My cousin... well..."
Hair: " This room is too small and I can't take it anymore."
Hair: " I wonder just what Hinata did to her spare room that caused me to be put in that small one. Well, time to find out Hinata's little sceret."
Hair: " What the hell?"
Donut: " Hows it going?"
Naruto: " I'm going to get out of this cage. BELIEVE IT!"
EJP: " Shut up! You've been saying that since I got here."
Donut: " Can I please have my pants back?"
Hinata: " Hair! What are you doing here?"
MT: " EJP..."
Hair: " That blue haired guy is an odd one, but the one known as Donut... he was just delivering a pie as a welcome to the neighborhood gift."
This One: " What about Naruto?"
Hair: " Hinata Kidnapped him so he would be forced to notice her."
MT: " Might as well make breakfast. This One is probably going to Glomp Hair 3 times before she even thinks of cooking."