Post by EJP on Jan 14, 2009 17:13:34 GMT -5
Lots of us here watch anime. I know I run into some good anime quotes every now and then so lets hear what you have to mention.
From FLCL:
[Manga sequence]
Naota: WAA! It's you, the Vespa Woman!
Kamon: Why are you yelling?
Grandpa: Hurry up, and siddown!
Haruko: Hi!
Naota: Uh...uhh...
Kamon: Ah, I just hired her to work for us. Her name is Haruhara--
Haruko: -Haruko. Pleasure.
[Naota stares at Haruko and his father in pure disbelief]
Kamon: I got run over you know. Smashed!
Naota: By her vespa?!
Grandpa: It should've killed him.
Kamon: But instead we got a live-in housekeeper out of it, didn't we?
Naota: Are you feeling okay, Grandpa? I mean--YOU GOT A HOUSEKEEPER?! A HOUSEKEEPER?!!!
Haruko: --Who was watching Taro-kun who was making out with a High-School girl.
Kamon: Fondling her yum-yums?
Naota: I told you I'm not Taro--
Kamon: FONDLING HER CUPCAKES!? [Kamon crosschops his son] Who's this slut you're fooling around with? Huh!? HUH!?
Naota: Ma-Mamimi! We were down at the river!
Kamon: Really!? Mamimi?
Grandpa: I'll bet she does it like a weasel! She's cursed I tell ya.
Kamon: Ah, your brother is away, so she's sinking your fangs into you, Naota. Fondling around, fooling around! Fooly Cooly! [pause] What's Fooly Cooly?
Naota: How should I know? I'm still in grade school. Do you think I'm that crazy?
Kamon: Ha ha...HA HA HA...that's what it is; Naota's Gundam Hammer.
Naota: Huh...?
Kamon: It's that tomino-esquede, saying that it's Gundam, but basically it's a giant robot anime, right?
Naota: I don't know what you're talking about!
Kamon: Nao's just like me, so he must be doing it! I know he's doing it. Doing it, doing it, Fooly Coolying!
Haruko: I see...pretty impressive little bro.
Kamon: So what do you think, Haruko-san?
Haruko: Yeah...?
Kamon: Oooh...Cooly Cooly, like that?
Haruko: Kool-aid?
Kamon: Not like curry powder aphrodisiac licked off my desk!
Haruko: Death!
Kamon: It's like this...Cooly Cooly...new modality.
Haruko: Noodle?
Kamon: I mean like on MTV!
Haruko: Empty?
Kamon: Oooh, former assistant editor and chief, who knew you had such a lovely, young wife?! Oooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, Cooly Cooly! Yeah, it's kind of this Fooly Cooly dream thing!
Grandpa: Yeah, Cooly Cooly is...you do it like this with your hands, see?
Haruko: Right, I'm already in that kind of relationship with Ta-kun here.
Kamon/Grandpa: Relationship?! HOW DO YOU MEAN?!
Haruko: MOUTH TO MOUTH!
Kamon: Mouth...m-m-m-mou-mou-mouth?!
Naota: I told you to shut up about that!
Kamon: So...living in the same house...you two must already be Fooly Coolying...
Naota: Who cares if it's Fooly or Cooly?!
Kamon: But you aren't thinking about doing it tonight, are you?
Naota: Stop acting like a kid!
Kamon: With that kind of Cooly Cooly kind of dream, you must be hiding it underneath this band-aid, aren't you?!
Naota: Ahh, I'm not hiding anything!
Haruko: Band-aid...
Haruko: Ukulele no good! Chu!
Mamimi: If that thing hits, do you think we'll have school tomorrow?
Haruko: It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.
from Dersert Punk:
The guy who does the english dub of Desert punk: "Yeah it sucked for me because I don't start thinking perverted until noon."
Kasuna: "I need power. Something to knock them to the freaking ground when I shoot it."
Gun dealer: "Ok, you have to show me something first."
Kasuna: "*pout* My boobs. What is this matry gra?" - Bloopers from Desert Punk
From Paranoia Agent:
Keiichi Ikari: (Singing in a sarcastic voice, to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel") "All around the mullberry bush, my partner chases a loony, I don't know what I'm doing here... Maniwa, what the heck are we doing here?"
From Ninja Scroll:
Jubei: (While Tessai is raping Kagero)Do me a favour, you see I'm lost and I need to find the quickest way from here to Kikio, I'm really sorry to bother you but the highway was closed.
(Later on)
Jubei: (After Tessai viciously attacks him) Oh, hi. I know the way now, so leave me alone all right!
Tessai: Not quite the right direction. The way to hell is, right here!
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
[Haruhi has just blackmailed the Computer Society President into surrendering his most advanced computer to the SOS Brigade]
Haruhi: Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and <BLEEP>ed her.
Haruhi: Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.
Ryoko: I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all. That's why…I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts.
Yuki: I forgot to recreate the glasses.
Kyon: Oh, it's okay. I think you look cuter without them. Besides, I don't have a glasses fetish.
Yuki: ...what's a glasses fetish?
Kyon: N-Never mind! Forget I said anything!
Yuki: ...I see.
Taniguchi: [enters] What is up? I for-for-forgot my bag. Eh? AHHH!
Kyon: [thinking] Mom, Dad, if you saw how me and Nagato were positioned right now...you'd probably think we were getting it on as well.
Taniguchi: Um...take your time! [quickly exits]
Itsuki: I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, y'know?
Pani Poni Dash!
Behoimi: So the long-awaited teacher has finally arrived? Come on lets go check her out, guys!
The class begins to march out single file.
Old Geezer: You step one foot out that door and I'll be standing by your pillow every night!
The class stops and begins to march single file backwards.
Old Geezer: What a damn buncha' cowards.
From FLCL:
[Manga sequence]
Naota: WAA! It's you, the Vespa Woman!
Kamon: Why are you yelling?
Grandpa: Hurry up, and siddown!
Haruko: Hi!
Naota: Uh...uhh...
Kamon: Ah, I just hired her to work for us. Her name is Haruhara--
Haruko: -Haruko. Pleasure.
[Naota stares at Haruko and his father in pure disbelief]
Kamon: I got run over you know. Smashed!
Naota: By her vespa?!
Grandpa: It should've killed him.
Kamon: But instead we got a live-in housekeeper out of it, didn't we?
Naota: Are you feeling okay, Grandpa? I mean--YOU GOT A HOUSEKEEPER?! A HOUSEKEEPER?!!!
Haruko: --Who was watching Taro-kun who was making out with a High-School girl.
Kamon: Fondling her yum-yums?
Naota: I told you I'm not Taro--
Kamon: FONDLING HER CUPCAKES!? [Kamon crosschops his son] Who's this slut you're fooling around with? Huh!? HUH!?
Naota: Ma-Mamimi! We were down at the river!
Kamon: Really!? Mamimi?
Grandpa: I'll bet she does it like a weasel! She's cursed I tell ya.
Kamon: Ah, your brother is away, so she's sinking your fangs into you, Naota. Fondling around, fooling around! Fooly Cooly! [pause] What's Fooly Cooly?
Naota: How should I know? I'm still in grade school. Do you think I'm that crazy?
Kamon: Ha ha...HA HA HA...that's what it is; Naota's Gundam Hammer.
Naota: Huh...?
Kamon: It's that tomino-esquede, saying that it's Gundam, but basically it's a giant robot anime, right?
Naota: I don't know what you're talking about!
Kamon: Nao's just like me, so he must be doing it! I know he's doing it. Doing it, doing it, Fooly Coolying!
Haruko: I see...pretty impressive little bro.
Kamon: So what do you think, Haruko-san?
Haruko: Yeah...?
Kamon: Oooh...Cooly Cooly, like that?
Haruko: Kool-aid?
Kamon: Not like curry powder aphrodisiac licked off my desk!
Haruko: Death!
Kamon: It's like this...Cooly Cooly...new modality.
Haruko: Noodle?
Kamon: I mean like on MTV!
Haruko: Empty?
Kamon: Oooh, former assistant editor and chief, who knew you had such a lovely, young wife?! Oooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, Cooly Cooly! Yeah, it's kind of this Fooly Cooly dream thing!
Grandpa: Yeah, Cooly Cooly is...you do it like this with your hands, see?
Haruko: Right, I'm already in that kind of relationship with Ta-kun here.
Kamon/Grandpa: Relationship?! HOW DO YOU MEAN?!
Haruko: MOUTH TO MOUTH!
Kamon: Mouth...m-m-m-mou-mou-mouth?!
Naota: I told you to shut up about that!
Kamon: So...living in the same house...you two must already be Fooly Coolying...
Naota: Who cares if it's Fooly or Cooly?!
Kamon: But you aren't thinking about doing it tonight, are you?
Naota: Stop acting like a kid!
Kamon: With that kind of Cooly Cooly kind of dream, you must be hiding it underneath this band-aid, aren't you?!
Naota: Ahh, I'm not hiding anything!
Haruko: Band-aid...
Haruko: Ukulele no good! Chu!
Mamimi: If that thing hits, do you think we'll have school tomorrow?
Haruko: It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.
from Dersert Punk:
The guy who does the english dub of Desert punk: "Yeah it sucked for me because I don't start thinking perverted until noon."
Kasuna: "I need power. Something to knock them to the freaking ground when I shoot it."
Gun dealer: "Ok, you have to show me something first."
Kasuna: "*pout* My boobs. What is this matry gra?" - Bloopers from Desert Punk
From Paranoia Agent:
Keiichi Ikari: (Singing in a sarcastic voice, to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel") "All around the mullberry bush, my partner chases a loony, I don't know what I'm doing here... Maniwa, what the heck are we doing here?"
From Ninja Scroll:
Jubei: (While Tessai is raping Kagero)Do me a favour, you see I'm lost and I need to find the quickest way from here to Kikio, I'm really sorry to bother you but the highway was closed.
(Later on)
Jubei: (After Tessai viciously attacks him) Oh, hi. I know the way now, so leave me alone all right!
Tessai: Not quite the right direction. The way to hell is, right here!
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
[Haruhi has just blackmailed the Computer Society President into surrendering his most advanced computer to the SOS Brigade]
Haruhi: Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and <BLEEP>ed her.
Haruhi: Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.
Ryoko: I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all. That's why…I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts.
Yuki: I forgot to recreate the glasses.
Kyon: Oh, it's okay. I think you look cuter without them. Besides, I don't have a glasses fetish.
Yuki: ...what's a glasses fetish?
Kyon: N-Never mind! Forget I said anything!
Yuki: ...I see.
Taniguchi: [enters] What is up? I for-for-forgot my bag. Eh? AHHH!
Kyon: [thinking] Mom, Dad, if you saw how me and Nagato were positioned right now...you'd probably think we were getting it on as well.
Taniguchi: Um...take your time! [quickly exits]
Itsuki: I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, y'know?
Pani Poni Dash!
Behoimi: So the long-awaited teacher has finally arrived? Come on lets go check her out, guys!
The class begins to march out single file.
Old Geezer: You step one foot out that door and I'll be standing by your pillow every night!
The class stops and begins to march single file backwards.
Old Geezer: What a damn buncha' cowards.