Post by EJP on Jan 27, 2009 1:02:58 GMT -5
Time: Modern
Power Level: Any that can't blow up the world
Location: Southern California
Banned Cannon and Non Cannon Characters:
1. All DBZ characters
2. All Spawn characters
3. All Giants Robots
4. The Ur-Quan Kor-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5. All Halo characters
6. All Strong Bad/Homstarrunning characters
7. Mr. Bill
8. All Warhammer and Warhammer related characters.
9. NO Harry Potter Characters
10. No Dynasty Warriors characters
11. All Cavemen cavewomen
12. Mika-Chan, the Jedi from Krypton
13. Mary and Gary Sues
14. Star Peacefire
15. Bob
Around sometime in 2004 or 2005, most of the Kainus Clones were killed off, making them rare. However in 2007, someone started Cloning Kainus again using Kainus’es old DNA from when he was still in high school. Then in late 2008, they released the horde. An epidemic of chaos caused by the Kainus Clones soon followed. Although the population of Kainus Clones was centered in Southern California, the surrounding states soon started to notice small pockets of the chaos caused by Kainus clones. An order by governor of California made it legal to hunt and kill Kainus Clones, going even further by offering $10 per Kainus Clone head. Someone out there wanted Kainus Clone heads and gave the state a lot of money to help him/her collect. If only the governor of California had learned that violence doesn’t solve everything.
Although Kainus Clones were now legal to hunt and you could get paid $10 per head for them, the great hunter of the last Kainus Clone hunt was stuck at a job he found to be annoying. EJP Gallant had become something he hated doing, being a sales person. At least it was food that he was selling and not a job at a certain clothing store he swears he’ll fire bomb if he ever crosses that line of terrorist and… well... not a terrorist. Working at a pie shop during this Kainus Clone hunt made his job more interesting, simply because he could carry weapons around. Kainus Clone attacked the store often just about every night. Everyday EJP went to work he had to clear the building of Kainus Clones, access the damage, clean up, set the store up to open, and punch Todd Oddly the baker who would be late and always suggest Kainus Clone pie. The Pie shop was in a somewhat popular area being next to a coffee shop, a barber shop, and across one business down from the barber shop a Taco Bell.
*Pie Shop*
*EJP stood behind the counter of a pie shop with a white blood stained apron on over his regular clothes and a chief hat that titled to his left. His 45 automatic pistol was clearly seen in its shoulder holster, along with an ammo pouch on his left leg, and a Machete on his right leg. If EJP turned around you would be able to see his other 45 automatic pistol in a holster on his back waistband. The Pie shop had just opened, the baker, Todd Oddly, was in the back baking pies. EJP had already punched and warned him against making any more Sweeny Todd references. Todd Oddly was a Goth who obsessed with the movie Sweeny Todd to the point that he dressed just like him. Just as EJP turned on the radio to a classical music station, a customer walked in.*
(With the EAB being kind of dead, I bring you this attempt to bring it back to life with a humor RP. Feel free to start anywhere.)
Power Level: Any that can't blow up the world
Location: Southern California
Banned Cannon and Non Cannon Characters:
1. All DBZ characters
2. All Spawn characters
3. All Giants Robots
4. The Ur-Quan Kor-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5. All Halo characters
6. All Strong Bad/Homstarrunning characters
7. Mr. Bill
8. All Warhammer and Warhammer related characters.
9. NO Harry Potter Characters
10. No Dynasty Warriors characters
11. All Cavemen cavewomen
12. Mika-Chan, the Jedi from Krypton
13. Mary and Gary Sues
14. Star Peacefire
15. Bob
Around sometime in 2004 or 2005, most of the Kainus Clones were killed off, making them rare. However in 2007, someone started Cloning Kainus again using Kainus’es old DNA from when he was still in high school. Then in late 2008, they released the horde. An epidemic of chaos caused by the Kainus Clones soon followed. Although the population of Kainus Clones was centered in Southern California, the surrounding states soon started to notice small pockets of the chaos caused by Kainus clones. An order by governor of California made it legal to hunt and kill Kainus Clones, going even further by offering $10 per Kainus Clone head. Someone out there wanted Kainus Clone heads and gave the state a lot of money to help him/her collect. If only the governor of California had learned that violence doesn’t solve everything.
Although Kainus Clones were now legal to hunt and you could get paid $10 per head for them, the great hunter of the last Kainus Clone hunt was stuck at a job he found to be annoying. EJP Gallant had become something he hated doing, being a sales person. At least it was food that he was selling and not a job at a certain clothing store he swears he’ll fire bomb if he ever crosses that line of terrorist and… well... not a terrorist. Working at a pie shop during this Kainus Clone hunt made his job more interesting, simply because he could carry weapons around. Kainus Clone attacked the store often just about every night. Everyday EJP went to work he had to clear the building of Kainus Clones, access the damage, clean up, set the store up to open, and punch Todd Oddly the baker who would be late and always suggest Kainus Clone pie. The Pie shop was in a somewhat popular area being next to a coffee shop, a barber shop, and across one business down from the barber shop a Taco Bell.
*Pie Shop*
*EJP stood behind the counter of a pie shop with a white blood stained apron on over his regular clothes and a chief hat that titled to his left. His 45 automatic pistol was clearly seen in its shoulder holster, along with an ammo pouch on his left leg, and a Machete on his right leg. If EJP turned around you would be able to see his other 45 automatic pistol in a holster on his back waistband. The Pie shop had just opened, the baker, Todd Oddly, was in the back baking pies. EJP had already punched and warned him against making any more Sweeny Todd references. Todd Oddly was a Goth who obsessed with the movie Sweeny Todd to the point that he dressed just like him. Just as EJP turned on the radio to a classical music station, a customer walked in.*
(With the EAB being kind of dead, I bring you this attempt to bring it back to life with a humor RP. Feel free to start anywhere.)