Throwing the Chair

[EJP]

Timeline: Modern
Power level: Mediums
Season: Winter
Weather: Cold and grey
Place: Bodega City, Arizona

Bodega City is a shit hole of a city in a shit hole of a state. Once a prosperous city built on mining valuable minerals and selling them, now just a dying city full of empty skyscrapers and decaying buildings. Slowly Bodega city is becoming completely abandoned as the only thing keeping this city alive was steel and a small weapons manufacturing plant that built more parts than whole weapons. As cities go, Bodega’s crime was not a pandemic in need of a great crime fighter to help keep order and inflict fear in criminals. And yet I’m here, guarding this city from week to week. I am the Modern Swordsmen, a government sponsored super hero apart of a government sponsored Hero League. As my name suggests, I uses swords in my fight against evil. They are magic swords, two of which are guarded by a small shape shifting dragon named Chopper who follows me around so I can use them. Chopper is my friend and only partner in this city, although he prefers to let me do almost all the work. My assignment in Bodega City is a joke. I spend more time busting drug dealers than fighting super villains. Thus far the city has only one set of villains, the Bodega Rangers. As super villains go, the Bodega Rangers are a joke. Aside from their “ultimate move” they are about three steps up from a standard mechanically and technologically enhanced henchman, minus the all weather resistant armor. Because the Bodega Rangers’ “ultimate move” causes them to lose their powers, I often leave Bodega City to help other cities with more urgent super villain issues. As you can see, Bodega City is a city that doesn’t really need a super hero. Well needs change with time and with a city like Bodega, they change badly.

Hero League Incident Report #: MS0001BC0001AZ09
Reporting Hero/Officer: Modern Swordsmen
Badge Number: AZ-BC-0001
Commanding Hero/Officer: None

New Year’s Eve, Bodega city had a calibration to welcome the New Year that was similar to what you see in New York City. At this time the city was safe. The Bodega Rangers had been missing for almost a month and just about every low life was taking the night off. I had just made it back to the city from a temporary assignment in Los Angeles. Night patrol was not a priority on this night, but I thought the fireworks would be more impressive on top of one of the tallest buildings in the city. 12:01AM, the fireworks are still going off in the nights sky and suddenly down below close to the center of the city screams ring out and people start to run. A cloud of thick white smoke covers the area close to the screams. I think nothing of it and ignore the commotion while the fireworks continue to go off. Once the fireworks stop, I look down to see that the smoke still covers the area. After a few more minutes the smoke had completely dissipated to reveal a bloody mess that appear to have been an exploded body. This was strange but didn’t scream a need for a super hero to me. However, I suddenly noticed something odd. In the center of this bloody mess was what looked like the remains of an artillery shell. Bodega city was nowhere near a military base. This didn’t make sense in any logic other than terrorism or a new super powerful artillery round. I quickly took to the air with assistants from his shape shifting dragon Chopper and started to fly towards the northern outskirts of the city. While I went looking for the artillery weapon that fired the shell, 2 hours passed. Without warning approximately 200 people went crazy and started attacking everyone. As time went by a few more people, some police officers went crazy and started to cause more chaos. I noticed smoke pouring out of a building and flew back to the city to put the fire out. As the night passed 60 people were detained and approximately 200 more were killed. 2 days passed and it was suddenly declared that the people who attacked the city seemed to have been suffering from a mental illness and that a new drug they were all taking had “unpredictable side effects” when the body of the user became cold. The newspapers were quick to call it a cover up of an act of terrorism. The artillery shell that started it all was dismissed as being nothing more than a keg being tossed out of a window. I was assigned to investigate the truth.

The government was trying its best to cover up what was dubbed the “New Years Day Bodega Melee” but I was given the truth. All 60 of the detained people from the chaos had a strange chemical in their blood. This chemical was identified by its codename “White Chair”. It was a chemical weapon the United States government had designed in secret that would cause any person who came into contact with it to go crazy and cause all sorts of chaos. Chaos as the revolution equivalent to throwing a white folding chair into the audience at a rap awards show. It was designed to be air dropped over a city and cause the citizens of that city to basically riot and destroy the city on their own. The project was canceled as the chemical didn’t always cause people to riot and would cause unpredictable “chaotic” behavior similar to the 7 deadly sins. Another reason was that the gas would only work in cold temperatures. The final reason was that the chemical didn't have to be turned into a gas and breathed in for it to infect people. "White Chair" in both its gas and liquid form could be absorbed through the skin. After hearing this information, 2 weeks had passed since the attack. Without warning, another artillery shell was fired into the city during a peace protest. Once again, chaos ensued as all sorts of hippie protesters became murderous, pyromaniac, gluttonous cannibals, and sexual deviants not caring of their surroundings. As with the New Year’s chaos, the government tried to cover it up, but when a video of the artillery shell landing and emitting its white gas appeared on the news, it was labeled an act of terrorism along with the New Years incident.

Having found no real leads or answers to who did this attack I sent in a request for reinforcements and equipment. After another week of trying to gain information an informant came forward. This informant, being a wanted man by the Hero League, shall remain nameless. The informant had some reliable information and made a deal with me. During the following day I was ambushed by the very suspects the informant pointed out to me. While defending my self, I was soon attacked directly by artillery that emitted the same white gas as before. With my powers, I managed to freeze the shell and contain most of the gas but I had breathed in some of the gas. With the ambushers having already retreated, I rushed to the hospital. As time passed I felt a wave of emotions cloud my mind and a rage that only kept building. While still holding onto control of myself, I attempted a suicidal procedure to cure himself. “White Chair” has only one cure that would completely destroy it. If an infected person was to heat their brain up to a dangerous level, the chemical would be destroyed. With my immunity to fire, I literally barbequed my brain with my powers. As it turned out, the barbeque worked and I was cured without any damage to my brain. However I spent the next three days in the hospital, two of which while unconscious. When released from the Hospital I discovered that Hero League members Mink and Kade had arrived in Bodega City, without orders I might add, and were keeping an eye on the city. I am under orders from the hospital to take the rest of the week off. I shall return to duty starting Sunday of the following week.

End of Report.

*Bodega City, Hero League HQ.*

*Outside the Hero League HQ the weather was grey, wet, and in the low 50s. Despite the temperature outside, inside the HQ the temperature was warm, yet if you looked at El Wray, the Modern Swordsmen, you'd think it was warm outside. The Modern Swordsmen was dressed in his usual get up except he was missing his jacket and bullet proof vest. El Wray's upper body was dressed in only a black tank top and his gloves. Inside the HQ El Wray sat in a chair with his back to a Large flat screen plasma TV. The Bodega City Hero League Headquarters was a windowless warehouse that had its interior remodeled. The HQ looked more like an office place than a place to live even though it had a large kitchen. Cubical were what most of the rooms were, most of which didn't even have ceilings. Aside from bullet proofing just about everything, the HQ had very few defense. The only up side was that the place had just about everything a person could want to live comfortably, outside of their personal room. Large plasma flat screen TV, 6 different high powered computers that were not comic book sized or taking up half the room, large kitchen with two of just about everything, big lounging area in front of the TV with lots of comfortable seats and couches, a small gym area that was in a separate room from the living area and living quarters, and a garage that was the only way to get into the HQ making a hole. The only thing missing from this place was a hot tub or pool. There were no decoration; everything was grey, sliver, blue, or purple. As for the living quarters, each room was a modified cubical with no ceiling, a single person bed with white sheets, a metal desk with a pad-less wood chair, a closet, and a footlocker with no lock. The entire HQ wasn't that fancy and there was no carpeting outside of the living quarters, just cement or metal plating. As for the bathrooms there were 2 in the garage area, 2 large public like bathrooms across from the gym and next to the living quarters that had military/communal like showers. In the garage there was enough space to fit 5 cars however their were only 3 cars, one of which was a police car with a cage, another was a red Toyota Prius, and the last was a sliver Toyota Prius that had two very large bullet holes in its hood and was clearly not in use.*

*Facing El Wray on the couches and seat were the other Hero League members that were assigned to him to work on stopping these terrorist attacks. Strange as it was, El Wray was one of the lowest ranking members in the entire Hero League who was ranked just above a new recruit out of probation. Since El Wray was the initial hero investigating the white chair acts of terrorism, El Wray was in charge of all theses heroes until command stated otherwise. Because of this loop hole, El Wray had the feeling things would be difficult. For once, El Wray couldn't just screw around on his own without thinking it through. El Wray looked at the other heroes and started to speak. Trying his best to sound professional and in charge.*

El Wray: "Welcome to Bodega City Arizona. I trust you all read my report on what's been going on so… let me introduce myself. I'm the Modern Swordsmen, also known as El Wray when inside these walls and I will be in command for the time being. Before we begin with the briefing and legal stuff, I thought it was be a good idea to introduce yourselves."

*As soon as El Wray finished speaking a short dark blue haired cat girl in a dark blue cat suit rocketed up out of her seat on the couch to the right of El Wray.*

Kade: "OH! *Ahem.* I'm Kade, just Kade, no other name but Kade. No I'm not a cosplay addict; I really am a cat girl. I'm allergic to fish so please keep all sea food away from me. Oh and I can turn into a cat so if you see a dark blue hair cat napping anywhere, that's me, and please don't wake me."

*Kade sat back down with a look of joy on her face.*

[Toriji]

The sound of hydraulics and grinding metal pierced the air as Kade returned to her seat. He towered over the couch he was kneeling behind, because he didn't want to snap it in half. His voice almost barked through the jackal head upon his shoulders. "I... am Arsenal." He spun the gatling gun barrels on his wrists. "I'll be supplying the... heavy artillery." An audible click could be heard as he turned the voice changer off. "But you can all call me Wade, when we're not in the field." It was quite a shocking change, he sounded far too happy to be the same Arsenal that just introduced himself. He screeched back down to a kneel with his arms resting on the back of the couch.

[This One]

Levi, feeling particularly ordinary for once, stood after the first two had introduced themselves. He smiled in a toothy grin and spoke in his Scarlett drawl, "Hey. Name's Levi, but y'all can call me Pulse if y'want. Or Emp, which is like EMP, which is the kind of powers I have. I don't particularly like codenames either way." He thought for a moment of any other bit of personal info he should share. "Oh, and just to explain the accent, I am aware of it; I'm from Georgia. So please, no Southern jokes." He flashed another friendly grin and flopped back down into his seat.

[Ninmast]

Yori Storlen was not in costume, but instead dressed in a business ensemble consisting of jacket, blouse, skirt, hose an low-heel shoes. She stood up next, gracefully raising herself up as her blonde hair came to rest behind her. "I am Yori Storlen, from Russia," she informed them, her heavy accent making the Aryan-esque woman's nation of origin clear all on its own. "I am known more commonly as the Snow Rabbit. I specialize in martial arts, specifically the Bunny Fist. I suggest you do not waste your time trying to come up with coy bunny girl jokes. I assure you, I have heard them all and have never laughed at any of them." And she eased herself back down with the same grace that brought her to her feet.

[Oathkeeper]

Blowing out a cloud of cigarrette smoke, the Tank Man stood up. His black shades in the dark room made it hard for him to see, but he would not remove them due to his image needing to be maintained. He had purposely wore a set of clothing too small on him, and when it came his turn he flexed and shred most of it to boost his manly image and to impress the ladies.

"I am the Tank Man. The Tank Man supplies the muscle and the explosions. Under no circumstances does the Tank Man run out of ammo, for the Tank Man is ammo. The Tank Mans fist give off explosions, and the Tank Man is impervious to anything under tank piercing. The Tank Man is a smooth man and will be sure to give the ladies a good time."

He went back down with a smirk, having driven his motorcycle inside so he could sit down. He lit another cigarrette and waited for the others to introduce themselves, eyeing behind his dark glasses the Russian babe. The cat girl was too young, and no one else introduced themselves yet, so he resigned himself to wait and see who else there was in the group.

[EJP]

*Kade looked up at the ceiling, trying to think of a joke about some of the new members. El Wray looked at Tank Man with an annoyed look on his face. Had El Wray not been in charge, he would have shot the cigarette out of the Tank Man's mouth with one of the pistols he had hidden under the coffee table.*

El Wray: "Yo Tank Man, don't you read the newspaper? It's illegal to smoke in government buildings."

*The door to the garage area opened and a girl with Indigo colored hair walked in. She was dressed like a mix of a street walker and a dominatrix from old days yet surprisingly not revealing much. She held a box in her hands and started to walk towards El Wray.*

El Wray: "Your late for the intros, but still in time for the briefing Mahoro."
Mahoro: "Not a problem for me. I read the profiles on all of them, except for Kade's since we've worked together before."

*Mahoro walked right over next to El Wray and placed the box next to him and then faced the rest of the heroes.*

Mahoro: "I am Mink, also known as Mahoro when not on the job. I will be second in command since I'm the only person to have actually had a command here and only person besides El Wray to work in Bodega City."

*El Wray had a flash back to when Mahoro was in command and remembered the picture of the two of them supposedly "making out" that was in the paper. He hoped that none of the other hero league members in front of him would know about it.*

Mahoro: "Spell casting is what I do and sometimes it has... odd moments... but as long as I don't try to cast anything too powerful, there shouldn't be anything life threatening."

*Mahoro sat down on the arm rest next to Kade who looked like she was lost in thought. Kade then blinked and started to talk.*

Kade: "A robot, a snow bunny, and a red neck walk into a bar. The red neck and the snow bunny go to a booth and immediately start- OH HI Mahoro!"

*El Wray kept a calm neutral look on his face despite seeing an opening for an obvious joke.*

[Ninmast]

Yori's face remained completely calm, a feat considering she was actually tempted to go over the table, or at least kick said table over on top of the ditz. "As I said, you'll notice I'm not laughing."

[EJP]

*A little fat bodied green dragon with red spinal scales holding a brown bottle of beer that was almost as tall as him with its hands and feet flew from behind El Wray and looked at the group of heroes. The dragon then leaned back in the air to take a sip from the beer. El Wray didn't look at the dragon but gave a half smile from knowing it was there drinking a beer. The dragon then flew down and landed on the table in front of El Wray, sitting up like a human while holding onto the bottle of beer. The Dragon then started to speak with a voice that sounded American and couldn't be considered cute.*

Chopper: "The names Chopper and unlike you, I'm not a member of the hero league actually. I work with El Wray but in no way am I his pet so I expect to be treated with some respect or you'll find out just how flammable your pillow is, among other things. Also, I can change my size so if you think of me as "cute" or "Small" or "adorably sized", I'll grow to a size where I can eat you with one bite. Lastly, yes I drink beer; it helps my body produce the chemicals necessary to breath fire. So the frig is always stocked with beer and yes you can have some, just don't drink it all or else."

*El Wray looked around the room. Not seeing anyone who had yet to introduce themselves he decided to move on.*

El Wray: "Ok then, time to move onto the legal bull and house rules, so shut up and this will be quick."

*El Wray took out a remote from behind him. He clicked it and suddenly the TV behind him turned on with a slide show presentation titled "The house rules and legal bull" as it title with a sub title of "Shut up and listen". El Wray reached into the box that Mahoro brought him and took out a piece of paper. He started to read it aloud with a voice that sounded like it was already bored of what he was doing.*

El Wray: "Welcome to Bodega City Blah blah blah. I would like to remind you all that you are essentially an FBI agent as the Hero League is a branch of the FBI. Don't forget to carry your badge at all times as the badge keeps the intruder alarms and base defenses from going off once the system is turned on and the badge is your only forum of identification out in the field. Don't forget to fill out your daily activities report and file them. Reminder: activity reports are used to determine your pay, the league's funding, and are the main documents looked at when you wish to get a raise, promotion, or transfer. Further reminder: activity reports are to remain job related and are not your dairy or detailing every time you used the bathroom, ate, or spoke to another league member. Incident reports, any time you arrest someone, kill someone, or use your powers in a job related way that may end up in court you HAVE to fill out an incident report and file it by the end of your shift. Incident reports go to the courts and are used as evidence. That being said, remember to stick to the facts, use proper grammar, and for the love of your job use spell check. If you fill out an Incident report, you still have to fill out an activity report. Bodega City doesn't have any special forums so when you do fill out any report just fill it out the same way you do wherever you are stationed."

*El Wray held up the remote and clicked it. The screen changed to a slide titled "Relationships" with a picture of some heroic looking man in tights with a female civilian holding hands and smiling.*

El Wray: "The hero league does allow relationships inside and outside of the league, although inside ones are sometimes frowned upon. It is your choice if you wish to reveal you are a super hero and you work for the league. However you may not reveal the identities of other members. Also, if you are living at a Hero League HQ, you are not allowed to bring a civilian into the HQ for any reason. Violation of this rule will resort in punishment that is up to the commander of the HQ. As for relationship with another member of the league... it is advised that you don't go on a date in public while in uniform and that such a relationship is allowed as long as it does not interfere with both members' duty. Now then Sexual Harassment, you know it so I'm skipping it."

*El Wray clicked the remote twice skipping over a slide titled "Sexual Harassment" and onto a slide titled "House Rules" and had a pic of the very room everyone was sitting in. El Wray put down the paper he was reading from.*

El Wray: "As you can tell, this place was designed as a temporary headquarters. However, this place is permanent since Chopper and I are the only ones out here. Once you take a look around this place you'll realize that there isn't a great deal of privacy for those living here. Such as all living quarters being nothing more than tall cubical with no ceiling. Meaning we can hear you snoring in your room, among things. Also that anyone with flight powers or a step ladder can see into your room, if they wanted. So house rule number 1, keep it in your pants. House rule number 2, don't be a peeping tom or you will be subjected to a beating. You'll soon realize that we have military like showers in this place and its just one room, not a set of rooms. Meaning we all share the same shower room and just so you know, the door doesn't have a lock. So the peeping tom rule applies to any co-ed showering. House rule number three, don't drink all the beer in the frig. Rule 4, stay out of my room or I'll shoot you. Rule 5, if you find a pistol that seems hidden in its location, don't touch it unless it is an emergency in which you need to use it. Rule 6, don't attack anyone with the kitchen knives, the blood never fully washes off them. Rule 7, no streaking around or inside of the HQ. Rule 8, you cook for yourself. Rule 9, Mahoro is banned from using anything to cook with in the kitchen besides the microwave."
Mahoro: "Hey!"
El Wray: "Rule 10, all explosive weaponry is to be kept outside of the living area. Rule 11, all vehicles are to be kept in the garage. Rule 12, no braking into the evidence-slash-confiscated weapons lock up without my permission. I have the only key and I'm keeping it that way. Which remind me, the evidence-slash-confiscated weapons lock up is in the basement accessible from the garage. Now then, are their any questions before we move onto the briefing?"

*Kade raised her hand.*

Kade: "Doesn't Chopper brake some of the rules since he isn't a member of the league and doesn't wear clothes?"

*El Wray raised an eyebrow at Kade and there was slight pause of silence in the room.*

Chopper: "I'm exempt from the rules."
Kade: "But-"
Chopper: "Exempt!"
Kade: "O…k…"

[Oathkeeper]

The Tank Man growled. He took a deep drag from his smoke, purposefully blowing the air towards the person who had chided him for it. He looked at the speaker, before standing up at full height and staring down at El Wray.

"Does the El Wray think his puny furniture will hold the muscled beauty of The Tank Man? The Tank Man is far too much for such a weak thing. The Tank Man will keep his motorcycle with him, or the El Wray will obtain things that will be able to keep the Tank Man from snapping the puny furniture The Tank Man sits on."

[Ninmast]

"Or the Tank Man can sit in the floor like a dog," Yori suggested idly, her tone suggesting a dislike for him already. "After all, he seems no brighter than one."

[EJP]

El Wray: "HEY! No fighting. You two haven't even started to work together. If you can't get along now then how am I going to trust you two in field? Yori, a short fuse gets you blown up. Tanky two tons, I'm in charge here. You piss me off and you'll find yourself assigned to the shit jobs. Now put out that cigarette before I change my mind and have you patrol the city dump for the Bodega Ranger's hidden base."

*El Wray gave a laughing grin signifying a hidden meaning.*

[Ninmast]

"I don't have a short fuse, El Wray," Yori informed him calmly. "He asked for a solution. I simply provided one."

[This One]

"Look," Levi began, "before we get to killin' each other, could you maybe explain what it is we're gonna be doin'? Arizona ain't exactly my territory so that report's the only thing I've heard about these incidents, except for what's been leaked to and skewed by the media."

[EJP]

El Wray: "Alright then, Briefing time, where to begin."

*El Wray clicked the remote in his hands several times. The TV screen behind him switched to a video of the chaos at the peace protest that was attack with White Chair.*

El Wray: "White Chair, as you read in my report, is a chemical weapon. It works in both a gas and liquid form with the gas form simply being a steamed version of the liquid. Breath in the gas, drink the liquid, or have gas or liquid come into contact with your skin and your infected. Once infected you have approximately 1.5 hours before you will start to feel the effects, approximately half an hour after that you will loose control. The only way to cure yourself of this chemical is to heat your brain up to dangerous levels. There are two ways to do this; one is if you have fire controlling powers and immunity to fire and heat. The other which is more available to everyone is to take the drug ecstasy-slash-MDMA, and hope for the best. Because it is highly likely that you and I will be infected by this chemical, we have been issued a more controlled version of MDMA, dubbed MDMA Heat."

*El Wray reached into the box Mahoro brought to him and took out a clipboard with some papers and a pen attached to it. He tossed it over Yori.*

El Wray: "Sign, date, and pass. No bitching. -Ahem- MDMA Heat has not been fully tested to the extent of late and long term side effects. Not to mention it is still MDMA, just slightly modified. By signing this form you here by give up your right to sue the government and the Hero League if you end up taking MDMA Heat and a late or long term side effect should arise. By not signing this form you will be denied the only possible cure to White Chair in the event that you are infected. Although I will not need MDMA Heat, I signed the form and you will be able to tell that Mahoro and Kade have already signed the form."
Kade & Mahoro: "UNWILLINGLY!"
El Wray: "No bitching! Moving on! It should be noted that MDMA Heat still holds the euphoric effects of MDMA and-"
Kade: "What does that mean?"
El Wray: "If you take MDMA Heat, you will get high."
Kade: "Oh…"
El Wray: "You will get high and you will experience the same things as anyone who takes MDMA. The true difference between the two is that MDMA Heat will pass through your system faster and will heat your brain up in a more controlled form. However the drug is still dangerous and no one should take the drug without a sober person watching over them and an ice bath ready once you are out of the "cooking" phase. Being that it is highly unlikely that I will be taking this drug, I will forever be the sober observer watching out for your well being in the event that you take the drug, not to mention I'm one of the only two people here who has a key to where I have the drug locked up… not that anyone of you couldn't bust the lock on your own… anyway, the important thing to remember before taking the pills is to read the instructions before taking them. If you can't read or unable to at the time then the one thing you need to tattoo, burn, stitch, or whatever to remember this is that the pills correct dosage is one pill for every 100lbs you weigh. NO ROUNDING! I can't tell you what will happen to you if you over dose on MDMA Heat so be careful and never take the pills alone. Mahoro and I drafted a procedure in the case of any of you taking the pills that we may go over later."

*El Wray clicked the remote again stopping the video. The screen behind him switched to a picture of the Bodega Rangers posing.*

El Wray: "As you know I have an informant that made a deal with us. Due to this person's reputation and the deal he made, he shall remain nameless and off the record. Hell has no fury like the uber bitch who finds out all her evidence blinked out of existence. This informant has pointed several key figures in a kind of crime organization or-"
Kade: "League of evil!"
Mahoro: "Group of discontent!"

*El Wray paused for a moment before starting again.*

El Wray: "Ok… So far I have personal confirmed the Bodega Rangers, a sniper known as Crispy who no one has seen but we have ballistics of his rifle, and Depressor."

*El Wray clicked his remote and the picture of what looked like a Striper and a male model appeared on the screen behind him. These two characters, if known by anyone, would be identified as Googana and Mr. Pretty.*

Mahoro: "Googana and Mr. Pretty. While El Wray was out on medical, I ran across these two working with a Bodega Ranger, trying to steal mechanical… stuff. However they had another with them hiding in the shadows that the league doesn't have a file on and well… he called himself Killer Coffee and was not at all coffee themed."

*El Wray clicked the remote again turning off the screen behind him.*

El Wray: "My informant has arranged a meeting with me, alone. So to insure that none of you are following me into what could be a death trap, let alone having a chance of you being affiliated with this guy, I have assignments for all of you. First one, some information I received stated that someone is buying up all the MDMA, Ecstasy, on the street. I need two people to hit two strip clubs, find out whose buying the drugs, then find them and squeeze them for information. Assignment number two, I need two people talk to the arms dealer Nikki the names about a shipment of artillery parts they sold and where they had them delivered to. Once you have the location I want you to scope the place out without being seen. Call for backup and further instructions before you knock open any doors. Assignment three, that’s Mahoro and Kade's. They will be setting up communication arrays and sensors with Kade warming the bench as dispatch and with Mahoro out hooking the arrays up. Until I finished my meeting, Mahoro will be in charge and your only back up. Oh and before I forget, I do need someone to patrol the City Dump for the Bodega Ranger's "possible" hidden base. However that will be a secondary objective to whoever gets on my bad side, finishes their job first, or goofs off at the strip club. So, are their any questions or volunteers for any assignment?"

[Oathkeeper]

The Tank Man stood up and nodded to El Wray. He had put the cigarette out a while ago for fear of being in the dump. "The Tank Man would like to volunteer to speak to Nikki, as the Tank Man known the Strip Club will not handle the the amount of The Tank Man there to go around."