Post by EJP on Apr 13, 2008 3:59:57 GMT -5
Back at the old EAB, we had some awards thing that came around once a year. It didn't last long since ML, who ran the whole thing, stopped counting the votes and just let it site for many months until Kainus finally took over to count votes and post the results. Since then, the awards have not returned. So, I thought to myself while lying awake one night *was trying to keep his mind off of what was happening next door with his sister and her newest boyfriend* why not bring them back but host it myself, thus doing all the work. However I thought it would be more fun to do it UNofficialy and let the people decide on the awards and put in some rules to keep things fair and interesting.
This is the Nomination stage of the awards. However we shall not be nominating people but instead nominating awards. Such as "EAB member who uses the too many polls in topics" or "EAB member most likely to be found sleeping upside down in a tree". These awards are so post to be fun, funny, and to see what people really think.
Rules:
1. No best stuff like "Best RPer", "Best admin", "Best RP", "Best L33T thread", "Best character".
2. When voting for people does take place, no voting for yourself or any of your topic or characters.
3. Although some of would love to make lude sexual awards of some kind (Such as “best boobs”, “best ass”, “the EAB member most likely to get raped by a tentacle monster”, “Character most likely to get raped by a tentacle monster”, “The EAB member who is most likely a tentacle monster or would love to be one” and “The EAB member we want to see naked”) lets try to keep PG-13 or not have it at all since we all know someone will complain *cough cough*True*cough cough* and that will cause problems.
4. No awards that apply to one or two people. Such as "Best banned member or most banned member".
5. No banned member awards since no one (Other than lotus to my knowledge) has been banned or temp banned. Also the old bans from the last EAB don't count which means Shiny can't win anything.
6. Although awards that poke fun at people are ok (Such as “Most annoying member”, “biggest spammer”, “Person most likely to eat a rock”, and “the EAB member who most of us would like to throw a shoe at”) , lets not try to have any awards that are too insulting (Such as “Biggest F***tard”, “The EAB member we all truly hate”, “The we hope you die award”, and “gayest member”)
So have at it. What awards do you nominate for us to vote on? As it stands I’m giving this a month before the awards will be posted to be voted on. Also, if you want an award that you are too shy to nominate in public, you can PM it to me. Right now I’m out of time to post the ones I’ve come up with so I’ll post them when I do have the time.
I’ve decided to put up some awards that no one can vote for and shall be picked by me for those who qualify for them. They will be known as “EJP’s pick”. To be fair, I’ve disqualified myself from winning any of them.
General Awards:
Most loved EAB member:
Most “MEH!” (Meaning they are not good and they are not bad) EAB member:
Most hated EAB member:
The funniest EAB member:
Most annoying EAB member:
Biggest spammer:
EAB member most likely to eat a rock:
EAB member who most of us would like to throw a shoe at:
LEAST evil EAB member:
MOST evil EAB member:
The biggest ass award (This has nothing to do with the size of your butt or mule):
Funniest picture of an EAB member:
Funniest picture posted on the EAB:
Sexiest picture of an EAB member:
Sexiest picture posted on the EAB:
Most inactive EAB member who was active and is not Spectral:
Most Emo EAB member:
Most Gothic EAB member:
Most insane EAB member:
The for no reason award:
Worst spelling award:
Worst grammar award:
Biggest correction Nazi award:
The most WTF EAB member:
Member Most Likely to be Arrested for Assault:
Member Most Likely to be Arrested for Theft:
Member Most Likely to be Arrested for Drug Use:
Biggest fangirl award:
Biggest fanboy award:
The Member most likely to terminate the biggest Fanboy and fangirl award winners:
Most Southern/Redneck award:
Biggest complainer:
The Laziest EAB Member Award:
EAB Member Most Likely to get into a fight with everyone else:
EAB Member Most Likely to get into a fight with Ninmast:
EAB Member Most Likely to rule the world over Spectral:
EAB Member Most Likely to be struck by lightning:
Most Contributive Member:
Funniest thread:
Most controversial statement:
Most controversial member:
EAB Member most likely to be found sleeping in a tree:
EAB Member with the most awesome sig:
EAB Member with the most awesome avatar:
EAB Member with the most awesome facial hair (No photoshopping! So far those that qualified are Silva, Donut, True, Ziggy, and EJP.):
Character Awards:
Most liked Character:
Most Disliked Character:
Most Annoying Character:
Funniest character:
The most heavily armed character:
The most powerful character that is not overpowered:
Character that had the most work put into them:
Most Overused Character:
Most killed character:
Character most likely to run from a fight:
Most controversial character(as in the character that had the most discussion made about their powers/history/weaknesses etc):
Character most referred to (that’s not Spectral):
Character most likely to be found sleeping in a tree:
Sexiest male Character:
Sexiest female Character:
RP awards:
Funniest RP:
Most violent RP:
Coolest RP that died:
Most Unreadable RPer (Member who makes the least understandable posts in a RP):
Most Irritating RPer:
Lamest Serious RP:
Most unexpected end:
Best plot twist:
EJP’s picks:
The crybaby Emo award (Anyone who bitches about winning or not winning an award of any kind wins this award):
The “I voted for myself” award (Goes to anyone who votes for themselves):
Person to win the most awards not counting EJP’s picks:
Member to win the least awards who has at least won 1 award not counting EJP’s picks:
The Canada award (Goes to the person who can prove or just Photoshop themselves in Canada and in the most Canadian way. Biggest Canadian wins.):
The American award (Same as Canada award but Americanized.):
The non North America award (Same as Canada award but for anywhere outside of North America):
The Shiny Fighter award:
The EJP award:
This is the Nomination stage of the awards. However we shall not be nominating people but instead nominating awards. Such as "EAB member who uses the too many polls in topics" or "EAB member most likely to be found sleeping upside down in a tree". These awards are so post to be fun, funny, and to see what people really think.
Rules:
1. No best stuff like "Best RPer", "Best admin", "Best RP", "Best L33T thread", "Best character".
2. When voting for people does take place, no voting for yourself or any of your topic or characters.
3. Although some of would love to make lude sexual awards of some kind (Such as “best boobs”, “best ass”, “the EAB member most likely to get raped by a tentacle monster”, “Character most likely to get raped by a tentacle monster”, “The EAB member who is most likely a tentacle monster or would love to be one” and “The EAB member we want to see naked”) lets try to keep PG-13 or not have it at all since we all know someone will complain *cough cough*True*cough cough* and that will cause problems.
4. No awards that apply to one or two people. Such as "Best banned member or most banned member".
5. No banned member awards since no one (Other than lotus to my knowledge) has been banned or temp banned. Also the old bans from the last EAB don't count which means Shiny can't win anything.
6. Although awards that poke fun at people are ok (Such as “Most annoying member”, “biggest spammer”, “Person most likely to eat a rock”, and “the EAB member who most of us would like to throw a shoe at”) , lets not try to have any awards that are too insulting (Such as “Biggest F***tard”, “The EAB member we all truly hate”, “The we hope you die award”, and “gayest member”)
So have at it. What awards do you nominate for us to vote on? As it stands I’m giving this a month before the awards will be posted to be voted on. Also, if you want an award that you are too shy to nominate in public, you can PM it to me. Right now I’m out of time to post the ones I’ve come up with so I’ll post them when I do have the time.
I’ve decided to put up some awards that no one can vote for and shall be picked by me for those who qualify for them. They will be known as “EJP’s pick”. To be fair, I’ve disqualified myself from winning any of them.
General Awards:
Most loved EAB member:
Most “MEH!” (Meaning they are not good and they are not bad) EAB member:
Most hated EAB member:
The funniest EAB member:
Most annoying EAB member:
Biggest spammer:
EAB member most likely to eat a rock:
EAB member who most of us would like to throw a shoe at:
LEAST evil EAB member:
MOST evil EAB member:
The biggest ass award (This has nothing to do with the size of your butt or mule):
Funniest picture of an EAB member:
Funniest picture posted on the EAB:
Sexiest picture of an EAB member:
Sexiest picture posted on the EAB:
Most inactive EAB member who was active and is not Spectral:
Most Emo EAB member:
Most Gothic EAB member:
Most insane EAB member:
The for no reason award:
Worst spelling award:
Worst grammar award:
Biggest correction Nazi award:
The most WTF EAB member:
Member Most Likely to be Arrested for Assault:
Member Most Likely to be Arrested for Theft:
Member Most Likely to be Arrested for Drug Use:
Biggest fangirl award:
Biggest fanboy award:
The Member most likely to terminate the biggest Fanboy and fangirl award winners:
Most Southern/Redneck award:
Biggest complainer:
The Laziest EAB Member Award:
EAB Member Most Likely to get into a fight with everyone else:
EAB Member Most Likely to get into a fight with Ninmast:
EAB Member Most Likely to rule the world over Spectral:
EAB Member Most Likely to be struck by lightning:
Most Contributive Member:
Funniest thread:
Most controversial statement:
Most controversial member:
EAB Member most likely to be found sleeping in a tree:
EAB Member with the most awesome sig:
EAB Member with the most awesome avatar:
EAB Member with the most awesome facial hair (No photoshopping! So far those that qualified are Silva, Donut, True, Ziggy, and EJP.):
Character Awards:
Most liked Character:
Most Disliked Character:
Most Annoying Character:
Funniest character:
The most heavily armed character:
The most powerful character that is not overpowered:
Character that had the most work put into them:
Most Overused Character:
Most killed character:
Character most likely to run from a fight:
Most controversial character(as in the character that had the most discussion made about their powers/history/weaknesses etc):
Character most referred to (that’s not Spectral):
Character most likely to be found sleeping in a tree:
Sexiest male Character:
Sexiest female Character:
RP awards:
Funniest RP:
Most violent RP:
Coolest RP that died:
Most Unreadable RPer (Member who makes the least understandable posts in a RP):
Most Irritating RPer:
Lamest Serious RP:
Most unexpected end:
Best plot twist:
EJP’s picks:
The crybaby Emo award (Anyone who bitches about winning or not winning an award of any kind wins this award):
The “I voted for myself” award (Goes to anyone who votes for themselves):
Person to win the most awards not counting EJP’s picks:
Member to win the least awards who has at least won 1 award not counting EJP’s picks:
The Canada award (Goes to the person who can prove or just Photoshop themselves in Canada and in the most Canadian way. Biggest Canadian wins.):
The American award (Same as Canada award but Americanized.):
The non North America award (Same as Canada award but for anywhere outside of North America):
The Shiny Fighter award:
The EJP award: