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Post by Ninmast on Jun 5, 2010 0:13:48 GMT -5
Ecstatic in the rediscovered euphoria, Devon promptly swept everything else from his plate, replacing it only with Maneater Mushrooms and Gustav's Lotus, and proceeded to zealously consume the combination with abandon.
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Post by zandyne on Jun 5, 2010 0:38:19 GMT -5
Most if not all of the present Checker Kingdom residents were dumbfounded, the blobtress's own expression however was obscured by her many layers of obese slime. Still, one could ascertain her attention seemed drawn to the rather demure self-proclaimed hero, Walter.
She whipped her slobby arm-fat at him, "And so another lost his dimension." Enigmatic garble aside, the most impressive thing about the action was that he was rendered into inanimate cardboard and then disappeared in a gush of star confetti.
Ivan closed his previously hanging jaw shut. In fact he was apparently urged enough to get out of his seat, slam his hands to the metal table and sound mildly irritated at Walter's 3rd dimension being stripped of him. Textually speaking.
"You bitch! What the fuck did he do wrong?!" His voice faltered significantly when he realized he had a fairly weak side of the argument, still he continued as usual, he'd already acted indignant after all, "Aside from being ugly as sin and just as dull-witted?!"
"That's precisely it panda!" Her highness regarded the other three guests, "I wouldn't want anyone else to fall victim to that fate."
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Post by Ninmast on Jun 5, 2010 0:57:16 GMT -5
Devon didn't answer the blobtress at all. Instead, having finished the required amount of the dish, the young teen sighed swooningly and rested an elbow on the table, head in hand, and stared over at Garrette.
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Post by zandyne on Jun 5, 2010 16:07:35 GMT -5
The servant was sure to divert his attention, he urged the others to eat. The blobtress added to this by rapping her single-digit flipper against the arm of her seat, oddly it sounded reminiscent of a drop of water falling onto metal.
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Post by TrueBlue© on Jun 9, 2010 20:09:26 GMT -5
Gangster Veritas noticed Walter's exit, though the dim-witted space alien didn't understand what it meant for her. All the same, she just shrugged her gangster shoulders and grabbed the first flambeed bowl within arm's reach, whatever the charred mess was, and set into it full fang.
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Post by zandyne on Jun 24, 2010 4:41:38 GMT -5
Consumption was duly noted, the blobtress shifted her attention to Kagetsuki who still hadn't moved an inch towards any food, in fact she had been stricken dumbfound. As the abomination raised her limb to do her cardboarding witchcraft, Queen Ivan saw fit to physically pick up a random article of food and punt it into the demon queen's gaping mouth.
It nailed the demon queen straight to the floor and, through some act of meta-mercy, rendered her unconscious. Apparently that was the good magician's obscure goal, though he winced at the dull thud of her making a new bed of the floor.
The blobtress otherwise exhaled, spreading uncomfortable odor across the room and leaned heavily on the table, which had enough fortitude not to sink under her bovine girth, "How boooring, I think we should just skip to the guessing game!"
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Post by Ninmast on Jun 24, 2010 8:02:04 GMT -5
"Ooh, a guessing game?" Devon asked, though the priestess in the Roll.exe costume still didn't take eyes off of Garrette. "What do we get to guess? Do I get to guess what kind of underwear he's wearing?"
(My gosh, Devon's going to be disgusted if he remembers any of this in the morning ...)
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Post by Kagetsuki on Apr 16, 2011 16:58:11 GMT -5
Really, it was too bad the demon queen had been knocked unconscious. Likely she'd be rather upset when she awoke, for it wasn't that she'd been dumbfounded in disgust or fear, but that she'd been secretly, grimly elated at the new selection of foods. Given another moment or two she probably would have jumped onto the table and devoured a whole plate of Mandragora and Belladonna and Maneater Mushrooms and Chimera Venus. Why? Well, for a lady so steeped in the rocker code, it was obvious: nothing was more hardcore than eating live food. The more it wriggled, the more hardcore points you got for eating it. And despite her utter disgust towards the Blobtress and her spite towards Ivan, the Queen of Dream just could not give up an opportunity like that.
Well...until she was knocked unconscious, that is. Poor Kagetsuki. She's probably screaming something fierce in her mind right now.
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Post by TrueBlue© on Apr 18, 2011 23:59:02 GMT -5
Gangster Veritas finished whatever she'd eaten and leapt up like a snake had jumped out at her, her chair crashing to the floor as she held her empty dish high.
"Bitches Veritas is DONE!" the hoodlum announced, and then threw down the innocent bowl. It bounced off the ground and clattered away. She flung her arms across her chest, twisting her fingers into alien gangster symbols. "Bitch why you so ugly, anyhow?" She must have been talking to the blob. "Yo face is jus' fat, bitch. It's just fat. You just fat."
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Post by Ninmast on Apr 19, 2011 11:20:43 GMT -5
Devon plainly was only half-listening to anything else, if even half. With a sigh and a gaze still stuck on Garrote, he offered a suggestion that probably didn't have any thought in it at all. "Maybe it's her costume ..."
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Post by zandyne on Apr 20, 2011 21:37:15 GMT -5
The Blobtress was hardly phased by the alien's outburst. She simply shifted her weight and the table groaned in protest accordingly. "Better than being just dumb like someone who finished last," lazy spittle flowed onto the surface of the poor table.
Had the sentient lard any discernible features she'd probably be glaring daggers at Veritas. The Blobtress also ignored Devon's suggestion, however Ivan wasn't one to let it slip by.
"Yeah, a costume that makes her prettier."
A shoe was pitched out of seemingly nowhere and hit the magician squarely on the side of his face. He grit his teeth and scoured the dim room for the source. Garrette was the one he ended up settling his suspecting gaze upon, but the servant wouldn't show any acknowledgment, only his sockless foot confirmed his guilt.
(Devon: 300, (MIA) Selena: 135, Veritas: 150, (MIA) Mahoro: 70, Walter: 160, Kagetsuki: 240.)
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Post by Ninmast on Apr 20, 2011 23:05:46 GMT -5
The movement was so sudden, so quick, that the shoe almost didn't have time to hit Ivan in the head. It had hardly bounced off before Devon tackled the accessory to the floor with a cry of, "MINE!!!"
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Post by zandyne on Apr 22, 2011 19:18:07 GMT -5
"But Panda, it's such a nice thing!" She rubbed a flipper-hand over her many chins, "Speaking of which, the next game is a guessing game!"
Ivan audibly sighed and face-palmed, "Oh great this part." There were other profanities uttered under his breath that would make Veritas blush. Maybe.
She continued unabated, "It's called 'Guess what a Miserable LOSER Ivan is!'" She drew a long breath, probably reveling in the verbal jab, "And anyone who gets it right can get," she lowered her breath to a hiss, "almost," and raised her volume to match her enthusiasm, "anything she wants!"
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Post by Ninmast on Apr 22, 2011 19:24:02 GMT -5
"Ooh, ooh, I got it!" Devon chirped, jumping up and sending ponytail, antennae and such bouncing as the teen thrust the hand holding the shoe into the air. "He's SUCH a miserable loser that he can't even get a girlfriend on his own and has to have them kidnapped to even get them to show up! And even then, he can't do it himself! He has to have someone ELSE kidnap them! And then he cries when they leave!"
Having gone rambling off in the euphoria high from the dinner, Devon suddenly seemed to realize what had come out and covered his mouth quickly. "Um ... um ..." he stuttered, and, not wanting to get the poor little kids into trouble, the priestess stammered out the only thing that came to a chemical-addled mind. "The Vestiges TOTALLY didn't tell me ANY of that, I swear! Honest!"
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Post by TrueBlue© on Apr 25, 2011 9:24:26 GMT -5
"Ya such a loser cuz ya so fat and ya droolin' all over the table, stoopid bitch!" She was flinging her hands as if her reflexive insults were some mystical incantation. "Oh sorry skank, since I'm so dumb I thought you meant yourself! Eeeeeey!"
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