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Post by Kagetsuki on Nov 12, 2009 4:16:56 GMT -5
Apparently Queen Ivan's kiss had stunned Kagetsuki, for she was only just reacting to it, her eyes bulging in rage and mouth hanging open for a split second in speechlessness. "H...how dare you!" Was what she finally managed to blurt, yanking her hand back in disgust and rubbing it furiously with her other one. "How dare you even think of touching me!"
The Dream Queen fumed, backing up now with a small, feral hiss. "If you refuse to send me back, I'll just go myself! Kyomu will be happy to accommodate me, I'm sure." And with that, she blinked out of existence.
...And then back into it a second later, exactly where she'd been standing beforehand.
The expression on the demon's face was priceless, something between horror, rage and utter hopelessness. She said nothing more, making her way to a seat, taking it and then burying her face in her hands, possibly to sob.
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Post by Toriji on Nov 12, 2009 13:37:07 GMT -5
Selena looked around blankly. Everyone here had such cool powers. The little girl and Queen Ivan especially. "Aw man..." He head lowered slightly as she wished she had cool powers too. "Oh wait! I do." Suddenly sheremembered what she was capable, something about all of the excitement had made her even more blonde than normal. She giggled as she reched into a shadow and her hand popped up somewhere else and she wiggled her fingers about. "I totally forgot." She continued to play around with he powers in the same manner, her hand just popped up in different... very random places.
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Post by zandyne on Nov 13, 2009 10:52:03 GMT -5
Kagetuski's failure to leave didn't cause for Queen Ivan to bat an eye, but he still had that amused smirk on his face.
Just then a woman dressed and coordinated in too much red (like someone colored her with only the red spectrum of photoshop) appeared from what was the main doors of the castle. She didn't open the doors per se, she literally seemed to just appear in front of them, as if the smoke effect was forgotten in the post production of a movie.
The newcomer was dressed like a secretary, but there was a magnificent monstrosity of a sombrero-like hat (also red) sitting on her head. She wobbled from time to time like the hat had issues staying where it ideally belonged. Queen Ivan was quick to address her, "Word Witch Gen! Are the rooms and dessert ready?"
Her mouth pressed into a thin line at being noticed and seeing the disaster area that was the front yard/dining area. She drew a fat peacock quill from her hat and wrote something on a giant yellow pad. "One dessert for Miss Selena." A novelty cake the size of what birthday hookers would pop out of, appeared in the air, directly above Selena. It was implied gravity would take over in mere moments.
Gen stowed the objects away and the doors behind her were opened by a pair of identical young boys dressed in rabbit-doll pajamas. "The rooms are ready your highness!" They chirped in unison.
"Good to hear Vintages!"
One of the Vintages had a worried blush on his face and held out a small bunny band-aid for him, "Mr. Queen Ivan you're bleeding, sir!"
The older man waved it off, "Eh I've had worse. It's getting late so we need to show these lovely ladies to their rooms!"
Both of the Vintages merrily saluted and even more of them appeared from within the castle to help guide the more traumatized guests into the main hall.
(I have the urge to now draw all of the humor-forms of these characters...And yes there are more than two servant-Vintages in the castle.)
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Post by Toriji on Nov 13, 2009 11:12:05 GMT -5
Selena looked up at the cake with a look of glee that seemed like it would explode if it were any happier. As it fell she stayed in place, not afraid of the weight of the enormous cake. when it finally did land it seemed as though she disappeared, or was crushed. but she finally popped herr head out of the top after eating her way to the surface. "Best. Cake. EVER!!!!!!!"
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Post by zandyne on Nov 14, 2009 14:19:56 GMT -5
Those pleasantries aside, Ivan and the Vintages guided all the guests to the main hall, which had an impressive chandelier hanging in the center of it and some too-dramatic Sistine Chapel reproductions on the ceilings. Their host turned to each of them, and with a flourish of slight-of-hand produced a series of keys. He handed each of them their respective key.
After handing them to each of them he indicated various doors with everyone's respective name or nickname inscribed on it. It was any wonder how he managed to have scrounged it up so quickly. But thoughts of that would have to wait, as he bowed with that never-absent arrogance, "I bid you all goodnight!" And disappeared into his own shadow.
Gen bow-curtsied irritably at the risk of her giant hat toppling over, "I will be departing as well." And with a crappy film-cut-esque transition she was simply gone.
The Vintages in turn repeated to each of the guests where their respective rooms where as well as encouraging sleep, "It's quite late and you all should turn in! But if you want to talk with each other, or if you need something don't hesitate to ask!"
If any of the guests wanted to go to their own sleep they would be greeted by no less than demented 'designs' crafted by Queen Ivan and the aid of his Word Witch:
Kagetsuki, nicknamed Queen Rocker had a bedroom that looked like some nightmare of a breeding between a Hot Topic and a metal concert. There wasn't so much a bed but a gutted trailer van for her convenience. There were also bats, fog machines and random stage lights all over the place. For some reason Ivan must have also deemed it necessary for a crack cutting table in the corner. Though the intended guest of this room would be loathe to confirm if it was indeed that drug.
Mahoro, also dubbed Miss Pikachu, as she had yet to reveal her own name, had a room that looked like the interior of a hospital and decked out in too many red and white ball symbols. For some reason there were stuffed fat pink...creatures with nurse hats littered around the room. There was no bed to be found, but there was one lone red and white ball sitting on an upraised pedestal of some form.
Selena simply had a normal room for any modern girl being raised in a middle-class family. It actually looked the most like a homely hotel room with a clean bed, and fake paintings of fruit lining the wall, notably she had the only room thus far that came with its own bathroom.
Veritas, titled G-Girl by the door, was given a room that opened up, quite literally into a cavern of magma and lined with baked-rock furniture. It wouldn't be off base to call it a set from the Flintstones that was bathed in blistering heat.
Devon, affectionately called Plum Fairy, had a largely empty room. There was only one thing in it, a lone spotted toadstool that sat in the farthest reaches of the room.
Without a doubt Queen Ivan had surely designed the rooms with the sick intent of just watching his playthings squirm, or just doing a very literal job of trolling the hell out of them. Even now he was bemusedly waiting and recording their reactions from some obscure camera located in the main hall. However this device was only in the main hall, perverse as he was, he dare not put anything in any of their rooms, or any other room for that matter.
He munched on a bag of popcorn as he eyed his too-fancy HD TV, "I can't wait until this silly foreplay is over," he conversed with Agari and Deva, who would be frowning if they had the mouths to do so.
(Seriously we gotta move on. I get this is a humor RP and all but we gotta stay on task...please? The Vintages are the only servants available.)
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Post by Ninmast on Nov 14, 2009 15:51:58 GMT -5
"A cab," Devon complained idly when they said to mention if there was anything they needed, but he didn't seem to really mean it, being far too tired as he stumbled on into the room offered. He took one look at the toadstool, mumbled something unintelligible and staggered on over, hopped on up to it and curled up on it with the teddy bear he somehow still managed to have with him. The spongy surface made for an incredibly soft bed that he sunk into. Maybe it was all just a dream, and it would go away when he awoke.
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Post by Toriji on Nov 14, 2009 19:02:49 GMT -5
Selena looked around blankly. Her stomach wass now full and satisfied, but what confused her most was the fact that she had just woken up in her appartment not long ago. Why should she go to bed now? A second option soon rang loudly in her head. Talk to the others! DUH! "Hey, so what's up with all of you? I'm mostly at a loss for words about the whole deal, but I'm havin' fun and that works for me."
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Post by zandyne on Nov 17, 2009 13:07:15 GMT -5
One of the Vintages perked up at no one else taking the opportunity for small talk, "Oh oh, Queen Ivan has been so lon-" one of the other Vintages shushed him and spoke up in his place, "Mr. Queen Ivan is looking for someone to help rule with him! He thinks it isn't fun with only us around!" The previously silenced Vintage nudged the interrupter with whining "Hey that's what I was gonna say!"
The two started fussily arguing with each other, "Nuh UUUH! You were gonna say he was lonely! He hates when you say that." And indeed Queen Ivan from the behind the monitor was annoyed at it and vowed to not give animal crackers to that Vintage for the day.
However, soon all the stationed Vintages began to squabble with only a bunch of "Your face" level of verbal counters being thrown at each other.
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Post by EJP on Nov 17, 2009 17:24:06 GMT -5
*During all the past insanity, a passive defensive spell was somehow activated on Mahoro. This spell displaced Mahoro from time along with her pancakes. Being displaced from time, Mahoro was in the same dinning room, at the table with everyone else frozen in place. Mahoro finished pancakes and then proceeded to poke everyone who was frozen in place in the forehead. This poke was a normal poke with no magical nonsense going on. Mahoro then sat back down in her seat and sighed to herself. Strangely, at that moment the time displacement spell wore off. When the time displacement spell wore off, she witnessed the big cake falling on Selena. Mahoro laughed a little and then wondered to herself just what did she miss and why did the room looked like it was bombed? Mahoro was soon lead to "her room". She looked around for a bit, trying to find a bed but came up empty.*
Mahoro: "No bed?... Then how am I............ oh that perv! He must have some how scanned my magical abilities. I bet he has a camera hidden in one of these ugly stuffed animals. Well I can fix that."
*With the door to her room open, Mahoro tossed out all the large pink stuffed animals. Using her only magical attack on the ones that had trouble fitting through the door. Mahoro then closed her door and locked it. Strangely Mahoro felt very sleepy. Fearing she had ingested some kind of date rape drug, she performed a magical scan spell on herself. The scan spell brought up a blue video game RPG status screen in front of Mahoro. The information showed that she did not ingest a date rape drug of some kind but instead, the time displacement spell had drained her of almost all her magical and physical energy. However, the news got worse.*
Mahoro: "What the bloody hell?"
*The time displacement spell had caused her Bingo form's spell time to be frozen in place at 8 hours till auto dispelling. With no idea how to unfreeze her spell clock for her bingo form she stopped the scan magic and looked at the floor.*
Mahoro: Well this isn't the first time I've slept on the floor without a bed. If only El Wray were here.
(WARNING! The following part contains some adult content. If you cannot handle or would be offended by such content, then do not read any further. If you get anime like nose bleeds, then do not read the following. To simply put it, Mahoro slept on the floor and thats all you need to know if you cannot handle what was already mentioned.)
*Mahoro removed her jacket and draped it on the pedestal. She then followed this by removing her boots, revealing that she was not wearing socks or anything under her boots. After placing her boots next to the pedestal, she untied her corset. Removing her corset allowed Mahoro to breath a little easier. Mahoro placed the corset on top of her jacket on the pedestal followed by the blouse she wore under her corset. Topless and wearing nothing but her hot pants and utility belt, she removed her utility belt.*
Mahoro: I hope no ones looking.
*Mahoro lied down onto her stomach and grabbed her breasts. The Asset Enhancement spell activated causing Mahoro's breasts to expand at an alarming rate. Quickly passing even the most well endowed porn star or stripper, the spell finally stopped at a point where Mahoro had far more boobs then the rest of body. Mahoro's breasts were so large, she used them as a bed. Quickly falling asleep due to energy levels being already low, Mahoro's last taught was of El Wray and what kind of reaction he would have if he had seen this.*
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Post by zandyne on Nov 19, 2009 12:39:35 GMT -5
It wasn't exactly said, but Kagetsuki slunk on over to her own room, as did Veritas. Apparently the others were too tired to care for the meager opportunity of introductions. Eventually Selena retired to her own room as the Vintages didn't seem too keen on stopping their petty argument anytime soon.
The night was fairly uneventful, however the morning promised to be fairly opposite to that.
A loud siren of sorts shrieked from no logical location in all of their rooms. Accompanying this was the sound of a breakfast triangle being rung angrily as well as a blasting announcement of "Breakfast is on ya'll!"
Exiting their respective rooms would reveal that the main hall had a buffet-setup as well as Roslin and some of the servant Vintages doling out the food or otherwise preparing the tables. Despite the presence of his servants, there was no sign of Queen Ivan himself.
(It's been a few days since the last post from True and Kagetsuki, I am forcing things along to make sure the RP doesn't die. Also so sorry Toriji that Selena is being woefully ignored but I guess the others weren't up to talking. This is also a formal warning that from now on if no one posts within three days of someone else's post I am using my mystical RP control powers to make something happen or make it move on unless warned otherwise. Sorry.
EJP I need to have a word with you. Either by PM or MSN, whichever you want.)
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Post by Ninmast on Nov 19, 2009 14:05:12 GMT -5
Devon actually rolled clear off the toadstool at the sudden blasting with a yelp. He picked himself up with a groan as he rubbed his posterior where he landed. "Nope, not a dream ..." he complained.
However, at the lack of a showing from Ivan, he lightened somewhat, and the food actually looked pretty normal. His attitude cheered up quickly at that as he moved down the buffet, looking at what they had. "I hope there's clothes to be had," he mentioned to himself, though. "And a shower. I don't want to be stuck in my pajamas forever."
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Post by zandyne on Nov 19, 2009 14:37:02 GMT -5
As one of Roslin's tentacles removed a lid from one of the buffet dishes (one that contained several pre-made Egg-Benedicts) and displaying a wealth of other vastly Earth-cultured breakfast items, she overheard Devon's mild wish. "Don't ya'll worry, M'am Gen'll be here to take care of all that."
As per her words, Word Witch Gen and her monstrous red hat appeared in that same lame change-frame effect as the day prior, and tiredly sat down at her own designated table. One of the Vintages was already bringing her a platter of tea and small sandwiches. She was bitterly grumbling about having spent the whole night writing about a variety of wardrobe that no one was going to use because they probably wanted something else from their own world and how Queen Ivan was an unforgivable slave driver.
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Post by Ninmast on Nov 19, 2009 14:41:37 GMT -5
Devon looked over at the woman, overhearing the conversation slightly. "Poor woman ..." he intoned. He turned back to Roslin. "Can I have some of those eggs? And do you have any pancakes? Of the non-animated variety? Not that they weren't adorable, it's just ... I don't eat live food ..."
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Post by zandyne on Nov 19, 2009 14:56:56 GMT -5
Roslin bowed her head daintily, "O' course m'am. Don worry yerself about Miss Gen, she really likes that writin' stuff, yus she does," as the other tentacles gathered the requested items. As she was handing the desired items over she felt it necessary to explain the sudden menu change, "An after what happen' yesterday, Queen Ivan decided we'll only have non-majikul' food now."
She sighed after that, "I thought y'all woulda found it more interestin' but Queen Ivan gave me a stern talkin' to about it, said he didn' want y'all to be uncomfortable." She found it fit to dangle an empty glass and a variety of pitchers, "So d'ya want anythin' to drink dear?"
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Post by Ninmast on Nov 19, 2009 15:47:10 GMT -5
"Um, orange juice, please," Devon answered with a nod. "And a milk. And it was more interesting," he assured the cook, not wanting her to feel down. "It's just ... It's not right to eat living food ... They were adorable, you take your craft to the level of an art. It's just ..." The human shrugged, not feeling right repeating, "I no eat live food," again.
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