Zako Zako Hour!

[EJP]

(Here is my Zako Zako Hour RP. The info about it is in RP Disscussion. Read the rules and what not. Hopefully this one wont die, or I wont run out of original ideas.)

The Set: A large stage with a seemingly wooden floor and big red curtains.

*Three very cartoony voice speak up from behind the curtains.*

Zako Voices: “ Zako, Zako, ZAKO! Zako Zako, Hour!”

*The Curtains open up to reveal 3 Zakos on stage, each holding a microphone.*

Zako#1: “ We are the Zakos.”
Zako#2: “ It rhymes with Taco.”
Zako#3: “ And we also like, Pizza.”
Zako#2: “ That wasn’t in the script you idiot.”

*Zako#2 hits Zako#3 in the head. Zako#1 takes a step forward away from the other two Zakos.*

Zako#1: “ Ladies and Gentalbots, welcome to the Zako Zako Hour. Where today’s meeting is all about, all together now…”
All 3 Zakos: “ GREAT ZAKO TACOS, WE ARE BACK ON THE AIR ZAKO!”

*The audience booed loudly at the Zakos.*

Audience: “ That subject sucks!”
Audience: “ We want Spectral!”
Audience: “ Where’s the pink haired girl!?”
Audience: “ I was told there was going to be a game show this time around.”

*The Zakos looked at each other then looked back at the Audience.*

Zako#1: “ ZAKO! Give us a break zako. I know Zako Zako Hour has died two times so far and has been brought back yet again zako. But this time, our old director, EJP Gallant, has-“
Zako#3: “ Or at least believes he has-“
Zako#2: “ greatly-“
Zako#1: “ Improved the show-“
Zako#3: “ In his opinion zako.”
Zako#1: “ Will you two stop interrupting me ZAKO!?”

*Zako#1 hits Zako#3 in the head.*

Zako#3: “ Sorry zako. EJP do to lack of participation, lost out on a lot of good ideas zako and even went as far as to stop using us Zakos for many things.”
Zako#2: “ Yeah, I heard he planned to replace us with Kainus clones. He even went as far as developing mind control technology to do so.”
Zako#1: “ What happen then zako?”
Zako#2: “ Oh, Captain so called Evil-“
Audience: “ GET ON WITH THE SHOW!”
Audience: “ YES! GET ON WITH IT!”
Zako#3: “ Wow zako, we didn’t even get a chance to get to the pink haired girl question zako.”
The Entire Audience: “ GET ON WITH IT!”

*All the Zakos jump into the air and start to run around the stage, panicking. The curtains close for a minute, then reopen with the Zakos back to normal.*

Zako#1: “ Well zako, seeing how the show is back on and we have yet to be attack by that pink haired girl EJP always calls Uber female pregnant dog-“
Zako#2: “ I thought he always called her Meatball head?”
Zako#3: “ I was under the impression he called the next victim of Johnny Sunglasses.”
Zako#1: “ Please zako! If you make one more reference like that Ninmast’s head will explode.”
Zako#2&3: “………… Who’s Ninmast zako?”

[Veros]

Me from the audience: "What is this??? Some kind of messed up game show? ... How do they not know Ninmast..." standing up from the back row, and walking up towards the stage. "How can you two not know of Nin---"

Chris Aden Reynalds: Getting up out of his seat in the front row, he puts his hand over my mouth to shut me up before saying, "Be quite." in my ear.

Me: Struggling against his grasp, finally manages to get free after elbowing Chris in the gut. "As I was saying how can you two Zakos not know who Nin--" getting grappled once again by Chris.

Chris: "Can you NOT interrupt their show?" before releasing me.

Me: "No I can not..." before dashing off to the side, but not before setting off a smoke bomb that had green smoke come out of it.

Chris: "... Is he nuts?" looking in the direction I ran of in.

[EJP]

*For some strange reason sweat drops appear on the sides of each zakos head as they stare at Veros.*

Zako#1: " You see zako. Ninmast was only backstage for a very little bit of time and I was the only zako to see him as he jumped out a window and into the war toys with real weapons room zako."
Zako#3: " This Ninmast fellow sounds like a trouble maker zako."
Zako#2: " Indeed zako."

[Veros]

Me: Getting the feeling that I'm being talked about behind my back, jumps down from the ceiling, in attempt to land on Zako #3, but not before throwing down a bar of chocolate, injected with the ground up flower from a plant in the nightshade family, re-wrapped so it looks like a normal Hersey's bar, with caramel...

Chris: "... Yeh... this kid is mental, smart, but mental..."

[LotusBlackfire]

Meanwhile back stage there was a small explosion heard and two girlish screams, seconds later two young boys whom looked like they were twins one wearing blue the other purple ran across the stage and through the other side, covered slightly in blood spray.

[EJP]

*The Zakos watch as the candy bar lands right infront of them and nothing happens. Just then the twins in blue and purple run by. The Zakos look over at them and all their sweat drops seem to get bigger.*

Zako#1: " Just what is going on zako?"
Zako#3: " Something tells me this could be an interesting season zako."

[Veros]

Me: Jumping down from the ceiling right above Zako#3, drops my perfectly control and contained black hole. "Crap!"

[EJP]

*Veros hits the stage hard right behind Zako#3. His black hole device seems to never hit the ground and yet, dissappears. Two zakos from back stage run out on stage witht he number #4 and #5 printed on their arms. #4 for some reason was wearing a chef hat and was armed with a wire wispk while #5 was armed with a large paper fan. Zakos#4 and #5 start to beat Veros with the wire wispk and Large paper fan. Meanwhile the 3 original zakos move to the left a little bit to try and cover up what is happening.*

Zako#2: " Oh zako, all this chaos for our first show zako."
Zako#1: " Cheer up Zako. Atleast we have yet to be attacked by anything."
Zako#3: " I think that guy behind us zako was trying to harm us zako."
Zako#1: " Don't worry zako, he's being taken care of zako."

[Veros]

Me: Gets up from the floor laughing while getting hit by the wire wispk and the paper fan, and pulls a polyvinal clouride pipe out with foam padding making it into a fake sword, and begins to wail on Zakos #4 and 5

[Ninmast]

A girl's hand reaches out from behind the curtain and grabs the foam sword. Following the hand, what seems to be Star steps out, taking it from Veros. However, this pink-haired girl is wearing a summer dress.

"What are you doing, hitting on those poor, defenseless Zakos? What's wrong with you? Haven't you any manners at all?"

[Veros]

Me: Jumping out of the way of the Zako's armed with cooking untensils and a fan, says, "They are too armed!" before jumping forward and throwing a kick at Zako #4, as he's the only one with a weapon not made of paper.

[EJP]

*The 3 host zakos froze with fear when they heard what they thought was Star's voice. Meanwhile Zako#4 took the kick and fell down. Zako#5 took out another large paper fan and jumped up in air to Veros's head and continued to thwack him in the head with the paper fans.*

[LotusBlackfire]

From the side of the stage walks out a boy in red that looked like the two who had run by before, he however had half of a head on his head which was dripping blood onto him, the head had a green hood on and the boy himself had a evil grin and was holding two small bombs with the fuse lit,"Hey did anyone see a guy in blue and one in purple, I wanna make them go POP!"

[Ninmast]

The pink girl in the summer dress pulled Veros away from them. "Sorry," she apologized to the Zakos. "I'll make sure he doesn't interrupt you again." With that, she moved to carry him back behind the curtains again.

[Veros]

Me: Getting grabbed, I begin to struggle in an attempt to get away, before deciding to simply resort to unreasonable methods, and pulling nitrogleceron held in a stasis out of its stasis, and throws it against the floor next to the pink girl's foot.