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Post by Giant Brother on Dec 8, 2008 23:25:52 GMT -5
The was the sudden sound of Famfrit's urn clanging to the ground followed by a deafening bellow.
"IF YOU ARE DONE QUARRELING AMONGST THYSELVES, LEAVE NOW OR FACE CERTAIN-" The totema roared.
"Shut up!" Cassandra shouted over the din, flicking a hand at the golem. A gigantic flaming rock appeared from nowhere and crashed down on the totema.
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Post by Ninmast on Dec 8, 2008 23:27:43 GMT -5
At the same time, Maxwell issued a similar irritated order at the totema, throwing his hand toward it as the area about it exploded in the light of a small star being forged.
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Post by Giant Brother on Dec 8, 2008 23:31:07 GMT -5
Not even paying attention to the now heavily damaged totema, Cassandra looked back at Maxwell. "Oh, yeah, ask, huh? "Why hello there, we're about to combat a big ass golem designed to protect a planet's lifeline. If you could kindly fill out a resume on your past combat experience, we'll be happy to file through it while trying to avoid getting you killed!" Yeah, why didn't I think of a brilliant idea like that!?"
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Post by Ninmast on Dec 8, 2008 23:37:25 GMT -5
"Dunno," he answered, unfazed, the attack still flashing aftershocks of damage on the remains of the totema. "Maybe it's all the hair. It's sagging you down."
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Post by Giant Brother on Dec 8, 2008 23:40:19 GMT -5
"Will you shut up about my damn hair already!? For your information, I don't fight day in and day out! I've got a life that just keeps getting interrupted with this crap!" Cassandra yelled angrily.
"Seriously, are they so focused on ripping eachother's throats out that they didn't notice their combined might practically oneshoted a totema?" Colin asked quietly.
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Post by Ninmast on Dec 8, 2008 23:47:45 GMT -5
"Yep," was the simultaneous response from Lucas and Rensik.
"Nobody fights day and night!" Maxwell countered as if the exaggeration was ridiculous. "And one would think that if you were getting interrupted with it enough to get some armor, you'd at least get some that would do the job!"
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Post by Giant Brother on Dec 8, 2008 23:50:52 GMT -5
"This armour has served its purpose well enough for me, I don't see what right you have to judge it!" Cassandra exclaimed.
Gerard slowly yawned and walked over to where the other boys were, slowly sitting down and resting his arms on his knees.
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Post by Ninmast on Dec 9, 2008 9:07:50 GMT -5
"Oh, no, I'm not judging it," Maxwell claimed, raising his hands up in innocence. "I mean, if it's purpose is to flash everybody, then sure, I can see how it's perfect!"
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Post by Giant Brother on Dec 9, 2008 21:37:21 GMT -5
"That's the first time that's ever happened, you damn pervert!" Cassandra had gone red in the face again, and she looked like she was contemplating murder.
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Post by Ninmast on Dec 10, 2008 11:45:12 GMT -5
"I'm a pervert," he asked in return, "and you're the one going around expecting to fight men in a miniskirt? You don't choose that over the many alternatives for the purpose of mobility!"
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Post by Giant Brother on Dec 10, 2008 13:55:04 GMT -5
"You can't possibly understand, you're a guy!" Cassandra shouted.
Colin chuckled ruefully. "She got ya there, dragon slayer!"
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Post by Ninmast on Dec 10, 2008 17:54:50 GMT -5
"If you say I can't possibly understand why you would wear a skirt that shows off more skin, provides less protection and provides no more flexibility than ringmail tights," Maxwell responded heatedly, "and the reason being that I'm a man, then the reason must solely be that girls like you are interested more in showing off their legs to the enemy than actually being efficient in battle! And that makes you no better than a common tart!"
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Post by Giant Brother on Dec 10, 2008 20:55:52 GMT -5
While Cassandra merely clenched up her fists in anger, Farrah started sputtering and turning a deep red. "What did you just call her!? Did you just call my best friend in this whole world a tart!? How dare you! She had started off trying to offer friendly advice, but since she had no idea how powerful you are, like everyone else in the entire universe should, you take offense!?"
"Farrah, please stay-" Cassandra started, only to get silenced with a swift slap across the cheek.
"Don't you "Farrah, please stay out of this" me!" The princess snapped. Her lover immediately flushed and took a few steps back. "And you!" She continued, glaring at Maxwell. "You should learn some courtesy! Ignorance is not a malevolent personal attack, it's ignorance! And even if one engages in a personal attack, it is in a knight's very lifestyle to take it on the chin and pay no bother! But some knights the pair of you are, Neither of you can so much as blink without the other throwing a fit about it!" She pointed a delicate finger at Famfrit. "Do you see that!? A gaurdian was defeated in mere moments because you two temporarily worked together! If you could just set aside your petty arguments for about five minutes, you'd have no idea what sort of things you could accomplish! But no, we're going to be children! Well, fine! You two can stay here and be children, while the rest of us will leave and solve everything!"
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Post by Ninmast on Dec 10, 2008 23:00:57 GMT -5
For a few moments, it seemed like Maxwell was thrown into stunned silence by the entry of a third party into the verbal firefight. For a few moments. Then he spoke what was on his mind. "You two really are intimate with each other, aren't you?"
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Post by Giant Brother on Dec 10, 2008 23:17:30 GMT -5
"What!?" Farrah immediately sputtered.
"What?" Cassandra shouted angrily.
"...Wait, what?" Gerard asked in total confusion.
The princess was shaking like a leaf. "What is the matter with you!?" She demanded. "I, for one, am insulted that you would suddenly assume and then announce that someone like me is intimate with anyone, let alone someone of the same gender as me! It's an outrage! As royalty, it is my obligation to mke sure I stay pure and untouched until the day I get married to a boy so I can make heirs! You do realise that's how it works, right? Not only are two women totally incapable of being intimate with eachother, but it's an abomination and outrage!"
"Honestly. You're freaking despicable." Cassandra said, scowled. "Accusing innocent princesses of throwing themselves around like that..."
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