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Post by Giant Brother on Apr 27, 2007 15:52:27 GMT -5
Karen sighed. "He said you're fat and stupid, and that you have fleas and you eat poop." She explained, exhasperated.
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Post by Ninmast on Apr 27, 2007 16:17:54 GMT -5
Melody scooted off to the side to put distance between herself and the water demon as she scowled over at him in disgust. "Sounds about right ..."
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Post by CHANGEME on Apr 27, 2007 21:22:39 GMT -5
The demon let out a piratey chortle and stood to his full height. "I can't get fleas, I'm a Crocigator." Then, his expression darkened. "And I am not stupid."
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Post by Giant Brother on Apr 27, 2007 21:25:33 GMT -5
Karen sarcastically nodded. "Uh-huh... We'll take your word on that." She said as she frowned.
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Post by Ninmast on Apr 27, 2007 21:31:17 GMT -5
Melody sighed, rubbing her forehead. "So, where were we? Ah, right. The dead can. Who is it? The swordsman or the blue boy?"
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Post by Giant Brother on Apr 28, 2007 16:10:12 GMT -5
Once again, Epsilon placed his hand on Karen's head, picking her up off the ground right before her legs started moving. "It is this unit's understanding that you're not obligated to that information. Please refrain from upsetting mistress Karen more, or else there may be a violent end to you."
Karen pouted and flaied her arms, trying to break out of Epsilon's grip. "That ending is already secured! Let me at him now, let me AT HIM!"
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Post by Ninmast on Apr 28, 2007 21:04:14 GMT -5
Melody just humphed, crossing her arms as she turned to the side. "Yeesh, can you blame me for being curious? Whatever. So what brings you back here? Flunk out of that weird school you were in?"
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Post by Giant Brother on Apr 28, 2007 21:07:56 GMT -5
This time, the cloaked man whipped out some sort of metal rod, tapping it on Epsilon as he started to move towards Melody.
"And what might you have been up to? Surely you still aren't fighting your enemies." Epsilon said sarcastically, his monotone voice taking a snide turn. "Not the great Morphy. This unti can't comprehend the great Morphy still having issues."
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Post by Ninmast on Apr 28, 2007 21:18:52 GMT -5
She just took it in stride, shrugging it off. "I told you, time flows differently here. You've been gone for, oh, a month, maybe two."
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Post by Giant Brother on Apr 30, 2007 21:07:02 GMT -5
Karen smiled, fighting back a laugh.. "A whole month? The longest conflict I've had was a week and a half. You're obviously getting too old for this."
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Post by Ninmast on May 1, 2007 0:33:22 GMT -5
But Melody just smirked. "Really? Well, if I ever need advice on how to lose quickly, I'll know who to call."
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Post by CHANGEME on May 2, 2007 12:32:22 GMT -5
Crocigator opened his mouth to suggest, "Ghostbusters!" but was distracted by the 'dead can'.
"...Did you bring us cookies?"
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Post by Giant Brother on May 2, 2007 16:10:48 GMT -5
Karen ignored Melody at the moment, looking at Crocigator. "NO!" She yelled, afraid the oaf may eat the ashes of her old friend.
She looked back at Melody. "Tell you what... I'll make a bet with you. You get that amorphous little butt of yours in motion and bring whoever it is that you seem to be having such an easy time with. If I lose, you'll never hear from me again. I win, you get out of my way. I may even offer you a job. I always wanted a janitor."
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Post by Ninmast on May 2, 2007 16:54:14 GMT -5
Melody just laughed. "No thanks. I don't serve the Empire for kicks, you know. Besides, I fight my own battles. If this is all because you're sore about you and your friends losing to me before, and all you want is payback, you need to reassess your goals, sister."
*Further Off*
"Hey, guys, hold up, look ahead."
"Isn't that ... Crocigator?"
"And Melody."
"And who's the woman with the eye?"
"Not sure, but she's pretty hot."
"Keep it in your pants, Jason. I'm more worried about the big robot."
"Psh, who cares about the robot? I'll bet he smashes like a tin can all the same."
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Post by Giant Brother on May 2, 2007 20:22:18 GMT -5
Karen rolled her eyes. "Oh, give it a rest Morphaeus! I don't care if it was a month, I came here because I intend to do my job to the best of my ability, therefore, this world will be mine sooner or later. Getting to settle an old score with your sorry lot is just icing on the cake!" She yelled. Meanwhile, Epsilon whirled his head over to where the other people were talking.
"Mistress Karen, multiple humanoids nearby. Approaching at a low velocity." He said in his deadpan manner.
Karen immediately took her attention off Melody. "Threat level?" She asked, now going into buisness mode.
Epsilon stayed silent for a while. "Minimal. Just FYI...."
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