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Post by slywolf on Oct 18, 2007 15:04:39 GMT -5
OOC: With the permission of our favourite administrator, this Rp is by invitation only. I'll put any more details up after he sees this and tracks me down to remind me of them.
There is a bar, if you know where to look for it. It could be behind a door, through an archway, or in a closet. It's no place particularly special. The homebrewed beer is average, the decoration is mediocre, and the barmaids are all decidedly plain. But this bar has a specialty.
It is the bar from which you can go anywhere. Any world, any universe, provided you know which door you can use. It is the bar where you can buy almost anything, meet anyone. And it is a bar where worst enemies may meet across the table and talk peace.
Because this bar has a barman. Or, perhaps, this bar is the barman. He stands behind the bar, looking for all the world like a standard tavernkeeper the multiverse-over, always ready with a drink or advice or, perhaps, a map. Until a fight begins in his tavern, at which point, you might find yourself...elsewhere. Perhaps on a world with no oxygen. Or a universe of fire.
Why not come inside and have a seat, have a talk, and perhaps find something new to do?
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Post by Subtle on Oct 18, 2007 15:13:24 GMT -5
He was there in the back corner again. That tall man, dark spiked hair and black glasses covering his eyes. It was decisively odd. He was there nearly every night now, always dressed nice, looking well groomed and clean cut, always quiet and keeping to himself, Lurking in that corner. Some how he managed to not a suspicious aura though, though with such strange behavioral patterns that was quite a feat.
He clutched a small glass of wine in his hand, sipping at it slowly, eyes on the rest of the inhabitants of the bar.
Across the bar, a door manages to form on the ceiling, this time manifesting in the form of a manhole. A large thud is heard as a massive green man, eight feet in height and skinny as fuck drops down from it. He rubs his mandibles as his insectiod eyes blink, then he jumps to his feet and in a loud booming voice he shouts. " THIS ISNT MY SEWER!"
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 18, 2007 15:13:59 GMT -5
One of the doors to the mysterious bar, suddenly slammed open, as a large rotund man seemed to fall into the bar, as if losing his balance falling onto the floor. Rather than letting out curse, a sigh, or a moan of pain, he let out a laugh as he climbed back up to his feet.
“Ha ha ha! Oi lost ma balance oi did!” He announced ending in a chuckle. He then began to waddle around the bar, as if lost for a moment, before he spotted the bar table with the barkeep standing behind it. His eyes glistened for a moment at the thought of foreign and rare alcohols. He waddled slowly up to the Barkeep. Giving a bow before him as a showing of respect.
“Allo Barkeep! ‘Tis a fine establishment ya’av here!” He announced in a munch friendly manner. Though his smell and breath might put patrons and the barkeep next to him off…
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Post by Subtle on Oct 18, 2007 15:18:40 GMT -5
As the other patrons ignore the large green bug man, he looks twards the stumbling drunk, and his demeanor changes from inquisitive to gleeful. He bounds over to the stool next to him. " Look! It's a hobo!" He shouts, before spinning on his bar stool and placing a hand on the fat man's shoulder. " Are you lost little guy? Can I help you find your way home?"
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 18, 2007 15:22:42 GMT -5
"Lost? Nah, Oi aint lost, ti's 'ome I be! Ha ha ha!" He then looked over at the tall bug Man. His eyes squinting for a moment.
"Well oi'll be! Yo'r ratha tall! And ratha green! Traits to be proud of friend! No' everyone be that tall, o' that green! Specially not Brudo! Ha ha!"Brudo said with a big smile on his face.
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Post by Subtle on Oct 18, 2007 15:27:59 GMT -5
" I am rather green, aren't I? And tall... and I have wonderful abs." Iron laughs raucously and then then offers a hand to the drunkard. " My name is Iron! Elvis Iron! I'm a super hero! What's your name?"
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 18, 2007 15:32:40 GMT -5
"Brudo is the name... and... uh... Oi forgot ma game.... but oi am Brudo none the less!" Brudo said taking Irons hand and giving a friendly hand shake. "Let ol' Brudo buy you a'round!" Brudo said as he began to look over the various ales, wines, and beverages that sat behind the barkeep...
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Post by Subtle on Oct 18, 2007 16:27:30 GMT -5
Iron places his wrists on his waist in a heroic and decisive pose. " Very well then!" He says before sitting down at a stool, and spinning around on it once, idly. " Barkeep! I need to be served! I want something that will replace my heart with pure fire!"
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Post by slywolf on Oct 18, 2007 16:35:06 GMT -5
The barkeep turned to his cellar and pulled out a glowing blue bottle. With a gesture, a glass formed in front of Iron. The bartender very quietly filled the bottle up to the brim with blue liquid. "As you wish."
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 18, 2007 16:35:12 GMT -5
The door before him opened as the last stone was fitted into place, and the young man in the red jacket gave one look back at whatever was coming at him from behind and jumped through, slamming the door shut behind him. The sheath of the ornate longsword on his back clanged against the wall as he turned to slump against it, the edge of some sort of stone bracelet on his left wrist just barely showing as he held his side to still a stitch while he caught his breath.
It was then that he finally opened his eyes and looked around, arching an eyebrow. "Well, this can't be right ... I was told this door would take me where I needed to go, but ... a bar? What the ..." He sighed, shaking his head as he pushed himself off the wall and moved toward the front. "Well, it's better than getting chased by an army of stone beasts ... Maybe I can find out where I am and get back to the others ..."
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Post by Subtle on Oct 18, 2007 16:53:18 GMT -5
Iron leans over and snatches up the blue bottle, then, while covering his mouth from view ( no one ever sees him eat or drink) he takes a long swig from the bottle. He hesitates, as if waiting for something to happen, spinning on his stoll again, before looking at brudo for a moment and belching. " Thats not bad at all!" He exclaims, covering his mouth again to get ready to take another swig. He brings the bottle twards his lips, then pauses and spins away from the fat homeless man quickly, a massive jet of fire errupting from his covered hand. " Ayyeee!" Iron yells in a feminine manner!
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 18, 2007 16:56:17 GMT -5
Brudo leans back in his chair, giving a heavy laugh. "Oi can do that to! Took me lot'o practice though!" Brudo said clapping his hands before turning to the barkeep.
"Oi'd like something that be sweet'an sour! But... manageable for an ol' human loik me!" Brudo said, not exactly in the mood to be belching flames.
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Post by slywolf on Oct 18, 2007 17:11:40 GMT -5
The barman didn't speak, almost never spoke. He turned around once more and hurried through his bottles as a glass appeared in front of Brudo. "A vintage from a world never created." He proclaimed, pouring the liquid into the glass. "Drink." The liquid was crystal clear, though it shimmered strangely in the light of the bar.
Behind them, a barmaid wandered up to the newcomer. "Give me your weapon." She said with a pleasant, if vacuous, smile. "And I will show you to your table."
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 18, 2007 17:17:46 GMT -5
"Thank'ye barkeep! Naow, how much does I owe ye?" Brudo said pulling out a sack of coins.
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 18, 2007 17:21:45 GMT -5
The newcomer turned and gave the barmaid a thankful smile. "Thanks, but I don't need a table. I just need to know where we are, and if you've got a map, even better. We, ah, -are- still in Missouri, right?"
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