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Post by CHANGEME on Oct 18, 2007 18:20:23 GMT -5
A table towards the side was occupied by three chairs and one black clad figure. The child was hunched over a fizzy, non-alcoholic beverage, or was at one point, now just aiming her straw at stray bubbles.
"...We, ah, -are- still in Missouri, right?"
She stiffened at the statement, one masked, under-aged hazel eye flicking up. 'Oh, look. It's our favorite red ranger.'
A figment of her imagination sprawled across one of the other chairs at the table, in hand an imaginary, very alcoholic drink to match. 'Just ignore him and he won't see you.'
'Hard to miss...' Another figment mumbled, occupying the third chair demurely.
"Hmph." True responded audibly, only looking back down into her empty glass to resume vacuuming fizz.
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Post by slywolf on Oct 18, 2007 18:20:24 GMT -5
"Right this way, sir, a man with a map will certainly be with you shortly." She grabbed him by the shoulder and tried to pull him with her. "Please cooperate and take a seat at the table."
The bartender did not accept any of Brudo's coins, instead standing there watching and waiting for someone to order another drink. Soon he vanished down the long bar, attending to the needs of other visitors.
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Post by Subtle on Oct 18, 2007 18:32:34 GMT -5
Elvis turns to bruno and claps him on the shoulder. " I guess everything is free of charge!" He cheers and raises his glass next to brudos, to clink them together. " Tally ho, my homeless comerade!"
Subtle peers two tables down to True, muttering to her self and playing with bubbles. He sighs and sets his drink aside, reaching under the table for a leather carrying case that he keeps a laptop in. He withdraws the sleek computer and lays it out, then connects a real mouse to it and begins lightly toying with it and the keyboard, his gazing flickering over to watch the room every few moments.
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 18, 2007 19:34:01 GMT -5
The ranger didn't give the barmaid any trouble at all and allowed her to lead him over to a table and sat down, smiling and thanking her again before sighing as he relaxed in the chair a bit.
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 19, 2007 14:21:27 GMT -5
"And to yew mah big green friend!" Brudo said as he clinked his Glass with Iron's, then took a drink from the glass in front of him. The alcoholic beverage had a nice kick to it, just how he liked it.
"Bloimeh, this stuff be good!" He said with a laugh, then taking another drink.
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Post by Kagetsuki on Oct 21, 2007 2:49:42 GMT -5
A trapdoor appeared in the ceiling, and perhaps a second later, in a fashion quite the opposite of Iron's way of entering, a woman hopped out, landing cat-like on the floor of the bar and making a rather loud, rather startling thumping noise as she did.
It was likely that out of everyone currently assembled in the bar she'd rank one of the most-noticed--not because she'd just arrived, and not that her appearance itself was particularly strange, but...her clothes. A stranger would look upon this woman and think surely, surely she must be colorblind--or stupid. For who else would choose to wear an outfit whose colors were so ridiculously outrageous that they nearly blinded anyone who looked at them? Magenta, bright blue, orange, red, lime green, deep purple; the woman was swathed in these shades, an immediate attraction to wandering eyes and an invitation to stare, bewildered. Her strangely-designed coat, looking lopsided with its one tail and too-long sleeves; the dark boa hanging over one shoulder; and overall the hat which looked like it had been designed by a child on a fictitious sugar-high; she looked...well...foolish.
Not that she noticed. Straightening up and looking around herself curiously, the new woman hummed tunelessly for a moment and then commented off-handedly, not to anybody in particular, "Well, there's fifty silver pieces down the drain..." Her voice was thick with an accent that some might recognize as Irish.
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Post by Subtle on Oct 21, 2007 10:37:06 GMT -5
Iron stands up quickly, chugging the rest of his drink and putting his fists up. " Stay back, citizens and homelessmen! A dastardly villian must have animated a pack of starburst to life and infused them with the urge TO KILL!" The bug man exclaims, facing the newcomer.
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 21, 2007 11:00:44 GMT -5
The red ranger had only given the girl a glance as she entered, arching an eyebrow at the entry method, but giving her a polite nod in greeting when she looked around. Then the big green guy stood up and started shouting.
He got to his feet and moved over in front of Iron. "Settle down. It's just a young lady. Chill out and sit back down to your drink. You don't need to be jumping up and threatening people just because they dress differently."
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Post by Subtle on Oct 21, 2007 11:47:54 GMT -5
Iron steps closer to the stranger and belches, loudly, rudely, right in the red ranger's face. A fireball comes out of Iron's mandibles and scorches the man in a cartoony manner
" My drink is gone, man! Societys gone! This lady is gone too now! They don't even make real women anymore, making these hyper intelligent mutated killtacular starburst human hybrids! " He turns to face the woman and pats her on the shoulder. " Now, Unlike some people here, I do my American duty..." He noticeably glares at the red ranger, before turning back to face the patrons of the bar. "... as a hero, and I make sure to let the patrons of this FINE ESTABLISHMENT..." He turns to the bar keeper and winks at him noticeably. "... Know when a possibly hyper intelligent candy fiend is in the premises of the area and possibly has a urge to sink it's hideous fangs into their flesh and drain their organs of precious, precious American organ fluid."
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 21, 2007 12:05:36 GMT -5
The man in the red jacket coughed as he leaned back from the sudden spout of flames, wiping the soot off of his face with his hand. He glanced back toward the girl in question. "This guy's crazy ..."
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Post by Subtle on Oct 21, 2007 12:08:46 GMT -5
" Now he's talking to himself! American's don't do that! This guy is a terrorist! TERRORIST!" He places one hand over his mouth, leans back and points at David... then scratches his chin and points at him again, this time in a manner so he can flex his muscles at the same time.
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Post by Kainus Maximus on Oct 21, 2007 12:12:39 GMT -5
Brudo waddles over to Iron and the man in the red jacket.
"Naow naow, this mand sure don't be doin' anyting wrong Sir Iron, *hic*, in fact, jus lookin ouwt for da safety of oters." Brudo said with a sway. "In fact, oi bet if we got ta know'm, he'd be a whole lot of fun!" Brudo said with a laugh, taking a drink from his glass.
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Post by Subtle on Oct 21, 2007 12:15:22 GMT -5
" But I'm sure he's only here to blow up buildings and spread a non Christian religion!"
Iron sits down and crosses his arms, then pouts. " Oh fine." His voice goes from over enthusiastic to a droning, monotonous voice. " Hello, sir. My name is Elvis Iron. How may I help you today?" He stares off into space while offering David his hand.
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Post by Ninmast on Oct 21, 2007 12:22:53 GMT -5
The red ranger crossed his arms. "You could start by withdrawing that last statement, Mr. Iron. I happen to be a very devout Christian, and I was raised under both Southern Baptist and Methodist influence."
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Post by Kagetsuki on Oct 21, 2007 15:45:12 GMT -5
The new woman coughed, bewildered at the quick exchange which had just taken place in front of her. Bug men, fat drunks and a man in a red jacket, the first and the third mentioned arguing because of her arrival? How...unnecessary. "Excuse me," She broke in, blinking around at them all with bright green, almost lime-colored eyes, "But, ah...I'm no reas'n t'be arguing, you know." She gave Iron a look of confusion. "I've no idea what a, ah...'Starburst' is, but...Well, I'm not candy!" She looked down at herself as though to make sure. "I...Well, I thought that might'a been obvious...Unless, you know, comin' from a different world--I assume--you have...animated candies that look like people? That would be awfully strange..." A pause as she mulled this over, tugging at the rim of her strange hat gently. "No...I'm no candy, sirs. Just t'put you straight. I am, however, as this red-jacketed man here said, a woman! Pleased to meet ya all--the name be Muirin Katrin, and I jest lost a bet." She swept a low and elegant bow, then straightened with a wide, if still somewhat confused, smile.
(Note: Muirin has an accent on the second I!)
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